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james

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Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« on: June 10, 2021, 04:21:04 PM »
I'm hearing whispers that a chicken shortage is underway and the stock of tendies and nugs is at all time lows

Do what you need to do with this knowledge.

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #1 on: June 10, 2021, 04:24:12 PM »
Invest in big chicken

BisMarckie

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2021, 04:32:22 PM »
I trust in the James Fund to procure the finest tendies for its investors

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2021, 04:37:03 PM »
What

D3RANG3D

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2021, 05:01:40 PM »
No tendies  :jeanluc

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james

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2021, 05:04:03 PM »
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benjipwns

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2021, 05:10:54 PM »
Chicken wing shortage is old news grandpa

Also they don't make tendies or nuggets out of wing meat ya dingus

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #7 on: June 10, 2021, 05:25:34 PM »
I eat tendies just last night :success :gbcry
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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #8 on: June 10, 2021, 06:01:46 PM »
Chicken wing shortage is old news grandpa

Also they don't make tendies or nuggets out of wing meat ya dingus

First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out— because I dont eat wings
Then they came for the thighs, and I did not speak out— because I dont eat thighs
Then they came for the legs, and I did not speak out— because I dont eat legs
Then they came for the tendies and nugs—and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #9 on: June 10, 2021, 06:26:47 PM »
Chicken wing shortage is old news grandpa

Also they don't make tendies or nuggets out of wing meat ya dingus

First they came for the wings, and I did not speak out— because I dont eat wings
Then they came for the thighs, and I did not speak out— because I dont eat thighs
Then they came for the legs, and I did not speak out— because I dont eat legs
Then they came for the tendies and nugs—and there was no one left to speak for me.

What

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2021, 08:48:36 AM »
Thoughts and prayers americans, we know those feels


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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2021, 02:17:39 PM »
first biden failed at getting vaccinations for 4th of july


now he's failing at gettting wings for 4th of july




meanwhile chips are up

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2021, 02:34:27 PM »
feels low energy  :thinking
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james

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2021, 04:16:31 PM »
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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2021, 04:18:49 PM »
Looks like they’re out of receipt paper too.

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2021, 04:24:02 PM »


A real President that cared about the food supply :salute
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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2021, 04:54:40 PM »
I had McNuggets today.  They were actually my kid's, but apparently he's the only 3 1/2 year old that doesn't like chicken nuggets.

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2021, 05:55:07 PM »
Vegan nuggets never go out of season

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2021, 01:20:05 AM »
 :drudge

Dominos has cut their chicken wing boxes from 10 down to 8 for the same price

Papa Johns is now charging $10 for 8 wings

 :drudge
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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2021, 01:28:37 AM »
If you’re ordering wings from papa johns or dominos you deserve to be overcharged

james

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2021, 01:49:23 AM »
If you’re ordering wings from papa johns or dominos you deserve to be overcharged

How dare you shame personal meal choices

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #22 on: June 16, 2021, 09:54:21 AM »
I'd rather have the wings than pizza from Domino's or Papa John's.

Over $1 a wing from a place like that is pretty fucked up though.

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2021, 10:11:52 AM »
I'd rather have the wings than pizza from Domino's or Papa John's.

Over $1 a wing from a place like that is pretty fucked up though.

Well the point is too have both.

And yeah, theyre tiny, tiny wings anyway. $1 each was already an insult.

Also, the Papa Johns stuffed crust is good.
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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2021, 01:28:00 AM »
What happened to chicken? International trade line interrupted? Like, more than in the last 18 months?

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2021, 02:31:03 PM »
Apparently the new breed of roosters can't bring the heat to the hens.

https://www.eatthis.com/news-roosters-cause-of-chicken-shortage-tyson-says/#:~:text=The%20shortage%20of%20chicken%20in%20fast-food%20is%20partially,restaurants%20and%20their%20wings%2C%20tenders%2C%20sandwiches%2C%20and%20more.

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The company switched its male roosters earlier this year, but ultimately there have been fewer eggs and lower hatch rates. It estimates the problem accounts for about 50% of the shortage issue, according to the New York Post. "We're changing out a [type of] male that, quite frankly, we made a bad decision on," Tyson's chief operating officer and group president of Poultry, Donnie King, said during an analyst call on Monday.

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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2021, 02:36:56 PM »
they put chemicals in the water to turn the friggin chickens gay :info
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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2021, 06:10:01 PM »
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A spokesperson then followed up with CNN and noted that it chose the new type of rooster because of characteristics that could improve offspring chicken's meat quality. Those roosters are now being replaced by the old ones, which is a time-consuming process. CNN says the company has not shared what will happen to the roosters that didn't meet the demand.
Chicks only want bad rooster bois  :pimp


https://www.eatthis.com/news-fast-food-chain-shortages-april-2021/

They don't even have enough staff to process into hamburgers.
Jesus christ Joe, what have you done.
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Re: Tendies and nugs shortage incoming
« Reply #28 on: June 19, 2021, 02:16:39 AM »
We have a chicken living in our yard (mostly in a tree), she just invited herself and decided to live here. Nobody can have her, she is a free chicken!
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