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Nintex · « **on:** August 19, 2021, 02:38:54 PM »

https://twitter.com/business/status/1428422301536727043

Guess we know the terms of NATO's surrender to the Taliban.

BIONIC · « **Reply #1 on:** August 19, 2021, 03:07:11 PM »

Is feet considered sexually explicit?

Asking for a friend.

Transhuman · « **Reply #2 on:** August 19, 2021, 03:09:34 PM »

So you can still pose nude and have nude videos? Am I reading this right? You're just not allowed to show someone having sex or masturbating?

james · « **Reply #3 on:** August 19, 2021, 05:36:36 PM »

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james · « **Reply #4 on:** August 19, 2021, 05:46:28 PM »

More like lonelyfans amirite

Nintex · « **Reply #5 on:** August 19, 2021, 05:59:07 PM »

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Guess we know the terms of NATO's surrender to the Taliban.

On Twitter this got 74 likes so far and the reviews are in

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You son of a bitch this is the best tweet here.

Transhuman · « **Reply #6 on:** August 19, 2021, 06:20:19 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on August 19, 2021, 05:59:07 PM

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Guess we know the terms of NATO's surrender to the Taliban.

On Twitter this got 74 likes so far and the reviews are in

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You son of a bitch this is the best tweet here.

receipts

team filler · « **Reply #7 on:** August 19, 2021, 06:23:46 PM »

https://twitter.com/AvatarDomy2/status/1428237027884027906

Propagandhim · « **Reply #8 on:** August 19, 2021, 06:26:18 PM »

Your juicy ass ain't bad in a pinch

edit: wrong thread

Transhuman · « **Reply #9 on:** August 19, 2021, 06:34:23 PM »

https://twitter.com/search?q=onlyfans%20taliban&src=typed_query

Is there even a point to telling jokes anymore. This is why I hate twitter comedy. The joke is either so obvious that everyone thought of it, or it's so esoteric that no-one cares about it.

https://twitter.com/marknorm/status/1428473124534751235

https://twitter.com/Nintex_nl/status/1428426319717617671

I like your wording of the joke better than Mark Normand's, but they both lack a certain "punch" that every good joke needs.

BIONIC · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2021, 06:53:26 PM »

Trashy, tell us a good original joke.

Transhuman · « **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2021, 07:04:59 PM »

https://www.paypal.com/myaccount/transfer/homepage/request

Send me your paypal linked email/phone-number so I can send you a $5 request, then once that's been paid i'll tell you a joke

edit: I meant 5 AUD, so 3.57 USD

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2021, 08:39:38 PM »

Quote from: Transhuman on August 19, 2021, 07:04:59 PM

https://www.paypal.com/myaccount/transfer/homepage/request

Send me your paypal linked email/phone-number so I can send you a $5 request, then once that's been paid i'll tell you a joke

edit: I meant 5 AUD, so 3.57 USD

Lol that was pretty good.

team filler · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2021, 09:03:56 PM »

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 19, 2021, 11:22:03 PM »

The silver lining is maybe all these pornstars will actually come back to porn now.

team filler · « **Reply #15 on:** August 19, 2021, 11:42:12 PM »

how does taliban feel about backpage?

chronovore · « **Reply #16 on:** August 19, 2021, 11:58:11 PM »

I guess I should’ve seen this thread somehow. I’ll copypaste here:

Quote from: chronovore on August 19, 2021, 11:08:55 PM

https://www.bbc.com/news/business-58273914

Only fans is going to a “no porn” model as of October 1. Amazing, it’s like everyone has forgotten Tumblr. Good luck with that!

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #17 on:** August 20, 2021, 03:37:13 AM »

Crypto fixes this, just like how it would have saved Afghanistan.

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #18 on:** August 20, 2021, 04:38:29 AM »

Quote from: Transhuman on August 19, 2021, 06:34:23 PM

https://twitter.com/search?q=onlyfans%20taliban&src=typed_query

Is there even a point to telling jokes anymore. This is why I hate twitter comedy. The joke is either so obvious that everyone thought of it, or it's so esoteric that no-one cares about it.

https://twitter.com/marknorm/status/1428473124534751235

https://twitter.com/Nintex_nl/status/1428426319717617671

I like your wording of the joke better than Mark Normand's, but they both lack a certain "punch" that every good joke needs.

https://twitter.com/sucioooooooo/status/1428477577094594561

T-Short · « **Reply #19 on:** August 20, 2021, 04:45:46 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 19, 2021, 11:58:11 PM

I guess I should’ve seen this thread somehow. I’ll copypaste here:
Quote from: chronovore on August 19, 2021, 11:08:55 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/business-58273914

Only fans is going to a “no porn” model as of October 1. Amazing, it’s like everyone has forgotten Tumblr. Good luck with that!

Came here to post this. The ender is so perfect

Transhuman · « **Reply #20 on:** August 20, 2021, 07:11:29 AM »

They should get actual jobs, like being a standup comedian.

Beezy · « **Reply #21 on:** August 20, 2021, 11:14:16 AM »

https://twitter.com/PostCultRev/status/1428584131835748359

religion

Tasty · « **Reply #22 on:** August 20, 2021, 12:07:17 PM »

https://twitter.com/c0linM/status/1428441643984826368

team filler · « **Reply #23 on:** August 20, 2021, 01:02:18 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Russell on August 20, 2021, 04:38:29 AM

Quote from: Transhuman on August 19, 2021, 06:34:23 PM
https://twitter.com/search?q=onlyfans%20taliban&src=typed_query

Is there even a point to telling jokes anymore. This is why I hate twitter comedy. The joke is either so obvious that everyone thought of it, or it's so esoteric that no-one cares about it.

https://twitter.com/marknorm/status/1428473124534751235

https://twitter.com/Nintex_nl/status/1428426319717617671

I like your wording of the joke better than Mark Normand's, but they both lack a certain "punch" that every good joke needs.

https://twitter.com/sucioooooooo/status/1428477577094594561

T-Short · « **Reply #24 on:** August 20, 2021, 05:38:50 PM »

https://twitter.com/LittleRedd21/status/1428534354213548038

Tasty · « **Reply #25 on:** August 20, 2021, 06:02:32 PM »

Does he have a justforfans?

team filler · « **Reply #26 on:** August 20, 2021, 09:49:12 PM »

https://twitter.com/psych6pathy/status/1428778549524189187

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #27 on:** August 20, 2021, 10:45:08 PM »

Don Rumata · « **Reply #28 on:** August 21, 2021, 02:17:47 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on August 20, 2021, 11:14:16 AM

https://twitter.com/PostCultRev/status/1428584131835748359

religion

This is really the core story, again.
Maybe this will push more people to move into Crypto though, better stock up before the price jumps.

That said, OnlyFans are coward bitches and will enjoy watching them crumble like Tumblr.

Beezy · « **Reply #29 on:** August 22, 2021, 12:32:32 PM »

I only know bitcoin and ethereum. I know nothing about the others.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #30 on:** August 22, 2021, 06:11:49 PM »

https://www.complex.com/music/tyga-deletes-onlyfans-to-launch-myystar

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james · « **Reply #31 on:** August 22, 2021, 10:24:25 PM »

Nintex, lets start a website where we charge just a 1% fee but in a few years we have enough material to blackmail half the world

BIONIC · « **Reply #32 on:** August 22, 2021, 11:01:06 PM »

Quote from: james on August 22, 2021, 10:24:25 PM

Nintex, lets start a website where we charge just a 1% fee but in a few years we have enough material to blackmail half the world

This is why they kick you out of Splatoon discords

Nintex · « **Reply #33 on:** August 23, 2021, 04:58:17 AM »

Quote from: james on August 22, 2021, 10:24:25 PM

Nintex, lets start a website where we charge just a 1% fee but in a few years we have enough material to blackmail half the world

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #34 on:** August 23, 2021, 08:48:15 AM »

I wonder how this situation will affect sex workers in Colombia.

Beezy · « **Reply #35 on:** August 23, 2021, 10:51:09 AM »

...it won't? Aren't most of them escorts?

team filler · « **Reply #36 on:** August 23, 2021, 01:45:14 PM »

Quote from: Nintex on August 23, 2021, 04:58:17 AM

Quote from: james on August 22, 2021, 10:24:25 PM
Nintex, lets start a website where we charge just a 1% fee but in a few years we have enough material to blackmail half the world

now that my credit's all cleared up

time to sign up for credit cards and invest in this surefire business idea

I'm gonna be rich!

M · « **Reply #37 on:** August 23, 2021, 01:54:24 PM »

Quote from: Tuckers Law on August 23, 2021, 08:48:15 AM

I wonder how this situation will affect sex workers in Colombia.

They don't often make OF accounts. They are more into the camsites because pimps that manage OF accounts are much less common in Colombia vs pimps that manage cam work.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** August 23, 2021, 05:10:58 PM »

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Kurt Russell · « **Reply #39 on:** August 23, 2021, 06:33:02 PM »

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2021, 10:45:08 PM

(Image removed from quote.)

I mean, there's nothing stopping whores creating their own platform if they don't like the rules? No such thing as free speech on a private platform. Etc etc.

Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #40 on:** August 23, 2021, 06:46:52 PM »

Quote from: Kurt Russell on August 23, 2021, 06:33:02 PM

Quote from: Madrun Badrun on August 20, 2021, 10:45:08 PM
(Image removed from quote.)

I mean, there's nothing stopping whores creating their own platform if they don't like the rules? No such thing as free speech on a private platform. Etc etc.

Except that’s pretty much exactly what happened, you can’t have an online platform where you safely and easily collect money without access to banking infrastructure. I guess someone could set it up using crypto but that limits accessibility pretty badly and comes with its own issues.

Kurt Russell · « **Reply #41 on:** August 23, 2021, 07:03:57 PM »

Quote from: Lonewulfeus on August 23, 2021, 06:46:52 PM

Except that’s pretty much exactly what happened, you can’t have an online platform where you safely and easily collect money without access to banking infrastructure. I guess someone could set it up using crypto but that limits accessibility pretty badly and comes with its own issues.

Maybe they should go and create their own banking infrastructure then. After all, cancel culture isn't real.

daemon · « **Reply #42 on:** August 23, 2021, 09:35:56 PM »

Environmentalists predicted we'd have a thirst problem in the 21st century.

They didn't specify which form of thirst.

Don Rumata · « **Reply #43 on:** August 24, 2021, 03:42:35 AM »

Quote from: Kurt Russell on August 23, 2021, 07:03:57 PM

Quote from: Lonewulfeus on August 23, 2021, 06:46:52 PM
Except that’s pretty much exactly what happened, you can’t have an online platform where you safely and easily collect money without access to banking infrastructure. I guess someone could set it up using crypto but that limits accessibility pretty badly and comes with its own issues.

Maybe they should go and create their own banking infrastructure then. After all, cancel culture isn't real.

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Lonewulfeus · « **Reply #44 on:** August 24, 2021, 05:05:46 AM »

Quote from: Don Rumata on August 24, 2021, 03:42:35 AM

Quote from: Kurt Russell on August 23, 2021, 07:03:57 PM
Quote from: Lonewulfeus on August 23, 2021, 06:46:52 PM
Except that’s pretty much exactly what happened, you can’t have an online platform where you safely and easily collect money without access to banking infrastructure. I guess someone could set it up using crypto but that limits accessibility pretty badly and comes with its own issues.

Maybe they should go and create their own banking infrastructure then. After all, cancel culture isn't real.
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https://twitter.com/OnlyFans/status/1430499277302816773

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Nintex · « **Reply #51 on:** August 25, 2021, 12:04:39 PM »

I see the Taliban scholars have made up their minds about womens rights

chronovore · « **Reply #52 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:15:43 PM »

This was such an ill considered and slimy move, and such a non-apology, hopefully there’s a smarter platform already in development for the content-creators to which they can emigrate.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #53 on:** August 25, 2021, 06:18:00 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on August 25, 2021, 06:15:43 PM

This was such an ill considered and slimy move, and such a non-apology, hopefully there’s a smarter platform already in development for the content-creators to which they can emigrate.

I mean, obviously yes, but MasterCard had them bent over and they had to take it, in the parlance of the industry we're discussing.

I wonder what they did to get MC to back down. Probably increased policing of uploads/better age verifications.

Whatever it is, you can be sure the lunatic shitfucking evangelicals at Exodus Cry will be back, they don't actually give a shit about trafficking, they just want all porn gone.

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Author Topic: RIP OnlyFans (Read 3092 times)