Author Topic: god I wish I were a computer (Read 3033 times)

recursivelyenumerable · « **on:** September 13, 2021, 12:41:48 AM »

imagine spending all day being given hard but precisely defined tasks to perform. imagine running through billions of instructions a second in your head performing the unambiguous tasks you are given. god it would be so nice!!!

Tasty · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2021, 01:16:25 AM »

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2021, 02:35:45 AM »

cool clip!

Tasty · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2021, 02:43:31 AM »

I too dream of smelling dark matter.

Tuckers Law · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2021, 03:19:37 AM »

Mentats don’t have to imagine.

Raist · « **Reply #5 on:** September 13, 2021, 03:22:01 AM »

Propagandhim · « **Reply #6 on:** September 13, 2021, 04:53:07 AM »

What if you get stuck in a for-loop, doing the same thing every day until a certain condition is met..but that condition never comes. No thanks, I'll stick to real life. Welp, gotta be up for work in an hour, but I can't sleep. Guess it's another round of YouTube videos for ol Propagandhim. $:-\$

Transhuman · « **Reply #7 on:** September 13, 2021, 05:17:27 AM »

Who doesn't want to be Kim Peek

Trent Dole · « **Reply #8 on:** September 13, 2021, 05:22:50 AM »

Potato · « **Reply #9 on:** September 13, 2021, 06:06:00 AM »

Sometimes, when I'm at a low point at work, I wish I could have a job where someone dumped a bunch of forms in my inbox in the morning and all I had to do was process them to an outbox by the end of the day. No thought required, no decisions, just data processing.

Then I realise I would be bored senseless after an hour and want to throw myself off the top of a building.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #10 on:** September 13, 2021, 09:42:21 AM »

Being CPU 0 would suck

Being CPU 7 would be pretty chill, just stare at CPU 0 doing everything

Tasty · « **Reply #11 on:** September 13, 2021, 10:23:21 AM »

recursive, you think your ghost would survive in the shell?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2021, 10:46:48 AM »

*picture of an e-girl fragging on her RGB keyboard*

god, I wish that were me

BIONIC · « **Reply #13 on:** September 13, 2021, 10:58:29 AM »

*picture of an e-boy fapping on his RGB keyboard*

god, I wish that were me

Tasty · « **Reply #14 on:** September 13, 2021, 10:59:48 AM »

There really aren't that many good male vtubers.

who is ted danson? · « **Reply #15 on:** September 13, 2021, 04:25:32 PM »

Imagine being a GPU that gets sold into crypto mining slavery :'(

Never get connected to a monitor :'(

Never get to render the latest vidya :'(

Never get to run CUDA enhanced shyt :'(

Never get to run a benchmark :'(

Never get to do deep learning :'(

Never get to make animated porn :'(

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** September 13, 2021, 04:37:26 PM »

Same. Beep boop.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** September 13, 2021, 04:54:42 PM »

Computophilia or Computer Play. Name your new kink.

Nintex · « **Reply #18 on:** September 13, 2021, 05:57:01 PM »

Over the past 2 years I've probably spend more time with computers than I have with people so I already consider myself part of team computer

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** September 13, 2021, 10:55:07 PM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on September 13, 2021, 05:22:50 AM

help computer

Tasty · « **Reply #20 on:** September 13, 2021, 11:45:58 PM »

Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh and a new world awaits you.

Tasty · « **Reply #21 on:** September 13, 2021, 11:46:46 PM »

To be dominated by me is not as bad for human pride as to be dominated by others of your species.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #22 on:** September 14, 2021, 01:00:10 AM »

Quote from: Tasty on September 13, 2021, 10:23:21 AM

recursive, you think your ghost would survive in the shell?

sure why not

Tasty · « **Reply #23 on:** September 14, 2021, 12:30:06 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 14, 2021, 01:00:10 AM

Quote from: Tasty on September 13, 2021, 10:23:21 AM
recursive, you think your ghost would survive in the shell?

sure why not

Well, it's just a complex process with a lot of uncertainty surrounding it.

team filler · « **Reply #24 on:** September 14, 2021, 02:03:49 PM »

you are a quantum computer

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #25 on:** September 28, 2021, 04:42:38 PM »

that's pretty cool! never saw or felt interested in Battlestar Galactica before. I remember it getting criticized with the plot not really making logical sense but maybe I'd like that? would it work if I approached it as like a spiritual Eva-like thing

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #26 on:** September 28, 2021, 04:57:15 PM »

(the reason I bumped this out of order is that I wrote the reply days and days ago, but couldn't come up with a satisfying way to word it so I just left it open as one of the 748568584838 tabs on my phone. while clearing out tabs I came across it and decided fuck it YOLO)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #27 on:** September 28, 2021, 10:54:28 PM »

Get in the robot, Apollo.

team filler · « **Reply #28 on:** September 28, 2021, 10:56:38 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 28, 2021, 04:57:15 PM

(the reason I bumped this out of order is that I wrote the reply days and days ago, but couldn't come up with a satisfying way to word it so I just left it open as one of the 748568584838 tabs on my phone. while clearing out tabs I came across it and decided fuck it YOLO)

you're good. it would have sucked just as much days and days ago anyway

Raist · « **Reply #29 on:** September 29, 2021, 03:47:14 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 28, 2021, 04:42:38 PM

that's pretty cool! never saw or felt interested in Battlestar Galactica before. I remember it getting criticized with the plot not really making logical sense but maybe I'd like that? would it work if I approached it as like a spiritual Eva-like thing

Don't waste your time.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** September 29, 2021, 10:16:28 AM »

waste your time

Raist · « **Reply #31 on:** September 29, 2021, 03:14:55 PM »

Mods pls

team filler · « **Reply #32 on:** September 29, 2021, 06:13:09 PM »

Quote from: Raist on September 29, 2021, 03:14:55 PM

Mods pls die

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** October 20, 2021, 09:23:51 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on September 13, 2021, 12:41:48 AM

imagine spending all day being given hard but precisely defined tasks to perform. imagine running through billions of instructions a second in your head performing the unambiguous tasks you are given. god it would be so nice!!!

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Author Topic: god I wish I were a computer (Read 3033 times)