Would you be a good serial killer?

[james]

I wouldnt, Im too lazy to execute my plans

[Uncle]

I think I would be pretty good, it's all about collating info and surveillance

just today alone I've learned that my target is a prolific investment broker who craves cheese, has more than 48 twitter followers, and has an incredibly fat antivax truck driver cousin-in-law

[Transhuman]

[james]

I think I would be pretty good, it's all about collating info and surveillance

just today alone I've learned that my target is a prolific investment broker who craves cheese, has more than 48 twitter followers, and has an incredibly fat antivax truck driver cousin-in-law

You've narrowed it down to most people

[Mr Gilhaney]

I would plan it all down to the smallest details, and have backup plans whenever I would kill. All go well for a while, but then fairly quickly get sloppy when I start to get away with it, and in the end get caught cause of something silly.

[Nintex]

Probably

[james]

I would plan it all down to the smallest details, and have backup plans whenever I would kill. All go well for a while, but then fairly quickly get sloppy when I start to get away with it, and in the end get caught cause of something silly.

Pro tip

Always kill with an icicle. Once it melts, all the evidence is gone. The perfect crime.

[team filler]

I'd be the goat, because I kill with kindness 

[SmokyDave]

Yup. Go random, use natural weapons, make no ripples. You'll hit a dozen before you start wondering if anyone will catch on.

Problem is, once you're over 20, you start wanting to get caught.

[Joe Molotov]

I would plan it all down to the smallest details, and have backup plans whenever I would kill. All go well for a while, but then fairly quickly get sloppy when I start to get away with it, and in the end get caught cause of something silly.

Pro tip

Always kill with an icicle. Once it melts, all the evidence is gone. The perfect crime.

Then feed it to the cops!

[Propagandhim]

nah i already have enough nagging women in my life

[who is ted danson?]

Build a nuclear reactor in the middle of a large, high rise, apartment block.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

would?

[team filler]

killing is easy