I dun goofed

[james]

I hear a ruckus in the hallway

I turn off the light, go to the front door, lift the little privacy thing and watch what's going on through the peep hole

Looks like 3 guests are leaving my neighbors apartment

They're speaking foreign language

I keep watching

Suddenly one of them motions toward my door

They all turn and look

I think they could see me watching

Fuck

[Propagandhim]

What language were they speaking?  If it's German, it's already too late.

[Lonewulfeus]

Can I have your stuff?

[team filler]

they're gonna put something foreign in your asshole 

[Madrun Badrun]

Stop being a little peep holer, James.  And, certainly, stop posting about your shameful peepings.

Or Urban Dictionary defines a Peeping James as a Peeping Tom too cowardly to peep outside the confines of his own home.   

I didn't like either reply so you got both. 

[Joe Molotov]

The Russian Mafia has found out about the James Fund.

[Great Rumbler]

you are already dead

[Raist]

[Uncle]

my neighbors have full on drunken rage screaming matches at midnight outside their house once a month

through this I have learned basically everything

she tells him to go back to his side pussy karen, and he accuses her of also cheating on him for revenge, and they both accuse the other of not being a proper parent to their adorable little 4 year old daughter who has a compromised immune system and a limited time to live 

and their kids have been in foster care before

I've never seen or heard of a weapon but I'm definitely worried it could turn violent

but you don't want to call the cops right 

[james]

my neighbors have full on drunken rage screaming matches at midnight outside their house once a month

through this I have learned basically everything

she tells him to go back to his side pussy karen, and he accuses her of also cheating on him for revenge, and they both accuse the other of not being a proper parent to their adorable little 4 year old daughter who has a compromised immune system and a limited time to live 

and their kids have been in foster care before

I've never seen or heard of a weapon but I'm definitely worried it could turn violent

but you don't want to call the cops right 

No this was more like boardgames ended and they were saying their goodbyes and I was checking for hotties