USA Politics Thread |OT| Cleaning up the town

[Himu]

desantis is a boring guy by design.

Yes democrats get paid off.

Were the fuck did I even mention democrats

it's how the gop operates for getting things done.

By bringing up the GOP you're naturally bringing up the Democratic Party to contrast it with, don't you?

Please articulate yourself better.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

No? That's your problem

You have this black and white idea of everything

[Himu]

No need to be combative.

That said, an inability to articulate ones ideas shows they have faulty roots. That's fine. Have a good day!

[Nintex]

DeSantis main problem is that he is about as likeable as Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris.
The fact that Jeb! and Paul Ryan are backing him tells you all you need to know. He also seems very dangerous foreign policy wise. Trump always regards foreign policy as some sort of business deal. He can play the nice host for the Chinese or even North Koreans as he has done that as a hotel owner most of his life. His strategy of 'just get those leaders into a room to talk' seems simple but throughout history this has proven to be very effective to avoid conflict and pursue common goals and interests. DeSantis would likely start petty conflicts with the Iranians, Chinese and Russians as he does with Disney and other domestic enemies.

COVID didn't kill them all so this is probably the last 'old people' election of Trump vs. Biden and it doesn't seem likely either of them will serve out their full term if elected.

Voters will have to ask themselves that if Russia and China won't back down who they trust with nuclear bombs, Kamala Harris or Kari Lake

[Cauliflower Of Love]

No need to be combative.

That said, an inability to articulate ones ideas shows they have faulty roots. That's fine. Have a good day!

How am I being combative?

You made some assumptions and it's now my fault?

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

caging indigenous americans is good when biden does it!

I love a democrat in the white house!

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1633548066753249280

[Himu]

caging indigenous americans is good when biden does it!

I love a democrat in the white house!

https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1633548066753249280

https://twitter.com/TargetedFreedom/status/1633549308774457346

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we don't want to embarrass everyone else by showing how much better at war criming  we are 

[benjipwns]

It’s too soon to unleash the clone of Bob Dole to sweep the country.

Norm didn't die, he's in deep cover preparations.

[james]

Lauren Boerbert's son creampied a latina 16 year old

[BIONIC]

Latinx

[benjipwns]

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: I have a question. How come this is not thought of as being recruiting? How come they are not thinking about this as radicalizing?

SUNNY HOSTIN: Like recruiting domestic terrorists?

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: Why is this not being scrutinized the way that they scrutinize other things?

Because to me, this is, this should be against the law. You should not be able to lie to the American people knowingly. And, you know, it’s one thing if you made a mistake and you didn’t know. But we've heard for five or six years now, you know, the media was a lying sack of doo. They were fake news. They were this.

So how come? What is our, what do we do as Americans to say this is not okay?

"THE VIEW" CO-HOST: It's the First Amendment.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: The First Amendment doesn’t allow you to willingly lie.

ALYSSA FARAH: I think Tucker Carlson is more destructive to American political discourse than Donald Trump, and more powerful... This is a man who goes on the airwaves and says, "What would be so bad if Russia won against Ukraine?" He says insane things, he pits Americans against each other, knowingly lying to them. Even if it is not Trump, whoever the next Republican politician is, they're going to have to win the Tucker Carlson Primary.

SUNNY HOSTIN: He's just an entertainer though, the judge found that.

But Whoopi, you said something I don't think I've ever heard on television about domestic terrorism. Because you had the FBI director, Chris Wray, say the number one threat to our country, to the survival of our democracy, is domestic terrorists. How do you recruit domestic terrorists? How do you do that? Misinformation. Having these kinds of rallies, saying these things on Substack. And someone with Tucker Carlson, you would know better than I do, how many millions and millions of viewers? We get three million on this show. That's a lot. He gets more than that.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: But now, it is not just one voice in the wind. These are emails, this is the head of Fox saying this is what happened, this is what went down. So you knew you were going out there every night and lying. So, to me, that should be an issue.

SUNNY HOSTIN: Illegal!

JOY BEHAR: "Knowing" is the key word.

WHOOPI GOLDBERG: Knowingly, that's the whole point. As I was saying earlier, you can make a mistake and say something, and it happens, but then people say it wasn't right. But you knew, you knew, you knew.

You knew and you know people are still listening to you and you’re still lying. And I hope that the DOJ looks through a whole bunch of stuff and figures out what to do about this.

SUNNY HOSTIN: I hope [Attorney General] Merrick Garland is listening.

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do they feel the same for the hosts on cnn and msnbc, or they think those ones are always telling the truth?   

[benjipwns]

do they feel the same for the hosts on cnn and msnbc, or they think those ones are always telling the truth?   

No, she said they're just wrong and don't know it so it's okay.

[Himu]

Maybe Ron has more legs than I think.

https://www.businessinsider.com/desantis-memoir-outsells-books-from-clinton-trump-obama-in-fist-week-2023-3

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Imagine buying physical books

[Himu]

E-books are lame and I never finish them. Physical books are infinitely superior and kindles are wack. Nothing better than the feel and scent of dead trees. Going to a library or an old bookstore might as well be considered a nerd pilgrimage. Imagine not buying physical books and being a loser staring at a screen.

[Joe Molotov]

Some poor DeSantis staffer has got 94,000 copies in his garage.

[Himu]

Some poor DeSantis staffer has got 94,000 copies in his garage.

Good. I might able to score a free signed copy and I can pawn it off for a thousand bucks in ten years. See? E-books can't beat that!

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/1633885428951707648

[Potato]

Any time I see the word "destroyed" in a political context, I immediately know the person who wrote it is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and should probably be the first to go up against the wall.

[Nintex]

I like how the Democrats have managed to put themselves into a position where they now also get clowned by all the wank dads and internet trolls IRL during sworn testimonies.

[benjipwns]

twitter.com/JudiciaryGOP/status/1633885428951707648

Why is Matt Taibbi testifying to anything in Congress?

Also, actual destruction would have been rejecting the premise, define "foreign interference" and make sure you do it in a way in which your "stop" doesn't lead to infringement solely against Americans and their rights.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Any time I see the word "destroyed" in a political context, I immediately know the person who wrote it is a fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow and should probably be the first to go up against the wall.

News anchors destroyed by potatoe

[Nintex]

Maybe Ron has more legs than I think.

https://www.businessinsider.com/desantis-memoir-outsells-books-from-clinton-trump-obama-in-fist-week-2023-3

Ron DeSantis sells dead trees and posts butt plug porn on Twitter, Trump drops a dystopian #1 banger on iTunes, they are not the same.

https://twitter.com/PopCrave/status/1634319259571564545

https://twitter.com/alexbruesewitz/status/1634261628806897679

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1634908271457779713



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[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Wow, I think Trump is done now with this.

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Cowards removed it.
https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1634921384374853632?cxt=HHwWgIDT9ceVtLAtAAAA

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[jorma]

Wow, I think Trump is done now with this.

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Cowards removed it.
https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1634921384374853632?cxt=HHwWgIDT9ceVtLAtAAAA

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absolute melons probably thought that people would go "oh he is so bad not even Epstein liked him" but soon realised that this wasn't gonna help anyone but Trump 

[Potato]

Wow, I think Trump is done now with this.

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Cowards removed it.
https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1634921384374853632?cxt=HHwWgIDT9ceVtLAtAAAA

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absolute melons probably thought that people would go "oh he is so bad not even Epstein liked him" but soon realised that this wasn't gonna help anyone but Trump 

This is what happens when you've burrowed so deep in your own arse in pursuit of the smell of your farts that you've come out the other side...

[benjipwns]

THE HERBERT HOOVER OF THE MODERRN AGE

 

[Nintex]

Banks bailed out

https://twitter.com/NickTimiraos/status/1635044036041121792

https://twitter.com/WatcherGuru/status/1635057841051701251

Invest in crypto bro, it's decentralized

https://twitter.com/coinbase/status/1635066154937974785

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/RepThomasMassie/status/1635074378454147074

This isn't that hard guys.

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/CAKitchener/status/1634736911829934080

 

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/ClevelandScene/status/1635347626777530369

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/ChadGilmartinCA/status/1635342811766865920

   IMPEACH

 

[Nintex]

Fox News is slowly starting to realize they're backing the wrong horse.

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1635639230767439874

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1635679755541393412

[Skullfuckers Anonymous]

Looking for a group that hates women and Arabs? Have I got the group for you!

https://twitter.com/matthewkassel/status/1635648581007712256

 

[Pissy F Benny]

Finally someone is standing up for Israel

[Himu]

https://www.nationalreview.com/news/desantis-dupes-opponents-into-admitting-children-are-being-exposed-to-pornographic-books/?utm_source=recirc-desktop&utm_medium=homepage&utm_campaign=river&utm_content=featured-content-trending&utm_term=first

DeSantis for president!


https://twitter.com/politicalmath/status/1634296817310486529

https://twitter.com/GovRonDeSantis/status/1633996366765600768

[Potato]

https://mobile.twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1635826124809986048?

Wasn't sure where to put this.

Please, get your shit together USA.

[team filler]

could you pour gasoline under the wall and light them on fire? or piss 

[Potato]

could you pour gasoline under the wall and light them on fire? or piss 

Only if you're like reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallly hungover.

[Nintex]

Lmao. So that's why Trump suddenly became so friendly with surprise visits to meet with people in McDonalds and other shops. 

https://twitter.com/JakeLahut/status/1636337000323207175

Despite having a job that entails exchanging small talk and pleasantries on a daily basis, the Florida governor tends to brush off those obligations and struggles with basic social skills, according to a source close to DeSantis, several of his former staffers, and other GOP operatives who have worked with him and his team.

During his Iowa swing, DeSantis’ apparent use of bike racks to create space between himself and a crowd didn’t go unnoticed elsewhere.

Months into his own campaign, meanwhile, Trump has started to dabble in retail politics—mostly in the form of unannounced visits to local eateries likely to have a friendly crowd scouted in advance by the campaign, according to the Washington Post—in an effort to paint DeSantis as stiff and cold.

If DeSantis continues on his current course, Trump’s job may not prove very difficult.

“He would sit in meetings and eat in front of people,” a former DeSantis staffer told The Daily Beast, “always like a starving animal who has never eaten before… getting shit everywhere.”

DeSpectrum

[james]

DeSpectrum

Trump is the one man on the planet that could pull this off

The right will cheer while the left rushes in to defend DeSantis

 

 

[benjipwns]

twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1635826124809986048?

Wasn't sure where to put this.

Please, get your shit together USA.

People invent stuff everywhere, dude, calm down.

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could you pour gasoline under the wall and light them on fire? or piss 

Only if you're like reeeeeeeeaaaaaaaallly hungover.

[Potato]

twitter.com/ElijahSchaffer/status/1635826124809986048?

Wasn't sure where to put this.

Please, get your shit together USA.

People invent stuff everywhere, dude, calm down.

Usually an invention follows a need for something. If you need bullet proof rooms for schools you're doing something wrong.

[benjipwns]

I absolutely disagree with your theory of inventions unless you expand "need" to be a meaningless distinction from other words like "want" or "I was drunk and had an idea" or "somebody else had an idea and I stole it" like the great inventors of the past.

Nobody needs a pop-up room of any kind.

[Potato]

Well, let's just narrow it down to this invention in particular, ok?

"Is there a need for bullet proof rooms in US schools?"

"Why, yes potato, there is a need for bullet proof rooms in US schools."

"Did someone see a niche and invent a bullet proof room specifically for schools with a whiteboard and shit?"

"They certainly did, potato. They even made a cool promotional video for YouTube!"

"Oh, ok then, maybe the US needs to get its shit together?"

"Why, yes, potato, the US certainly does have to get its shit together to stop kids turning mass murderer in their own schools."

"Oh, boy, I hope that doesn't impinge upon some of their god-given rights to walk the streets armed to the teeth."
 

[benjipwns]

No, there is not a need for bullet proof rooms in U.S. schools. Let alone pop-up ones in the classroom.

Turning the country into a further police state would definitely not be getting shit together.

[james]

Schools shouldnt have walls.

That way if a bad man is coming everyone can see them from a distance, and they cant hide form police

[benjipwns]

Schools shouldnt have walls.

That way if a bad man is coming everyone can see them from a distance, and they cant hide form police

I like where you're going with this but maybe we should just get rid of schools.

[Potato]

I guess you should just arm the teachers then...

An AR in .223 is probably the best option since .308 probably has too much recoil for most women.

Although, if you let me choose, I'd probably go with a Heckler & Koch MP5/SP5. 9mm is much easier to control and the shorter length would be better for tight corridors and small classrooms. German engineering...can't beat it

Should the teachers get this lesson as part of their training or should it be offered as a post graduate diploma?

[benjipwns]

I guess you should just arm the teachers then...

Nah, I'm sure the locks on their doors work incase an extremely low probability event occurs.

[benjipwns]

Nintex, I noticed you missed a couple irrelevant polls buddy:

[Potato]

I guess you should just arm the teachers then...

Nah, I'm sure the locks on their doors work incase an extremely low probability event occurs.

Cool. School shootings are low probability events. Nothing to worry about then.

 

[benjipwns]

Yeah, they are. Maybe you should get your shit together.

[Potato]

Defending school shootings on thebore.com

Cool

[benjipwns]

Defending school shootings on thebore.com

Cool

Yeah, definitely need to get your shit together.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

that safe would be blocked with a bunch of random shit piled up within the first week.

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or bodies

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