Shitty snacks

[Potato]

Lately, while working from home, I have really taken to eating instant noodles as a snack. No seasoning, no cooking, nothing. Just dry noodles.



I don't even think they taste that great.

Anyway, hit me with your shitty snacks.

[BIONIC]

[Coax]

If you cooked it and added some tamari soy sauce it'd be an actual tasty little snack. Also nice paired with black tea, which takes the same time to brew.

[Propagandhim]

here's teh strat:  open that packet, dump it in your mouth,  get some 7-up (diet if you're trying to save calories),  dump that sucker in your mouth, you get a zesty lime flavor explosion...don't swallow yet, the fun is about to start!  Dump them noodles in that primordial soup in your mouth.   Now jump around (house of pain).   See, you don't need to cook those noodles, that's what the big guys in washington want you to believe.  Bottoms up! (or should I say Sevens Up!!!)

[MMaRsu]

Lately, while working from home, I have really taken to eating instant noodles as a snack. No seasoning, no cooking, nothing. Just dry noodles.

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I don't even think they taste that great.

Anyway, hit me with your shitty snacks.

WTF is up with that man, DRY NOODLES?

Are u ok?

[porkbun]

People in jail/prison will eat that, but they crush up the noodles and add the seasoning packet.

[Pissy F Benny]

is this a resetera thread parody

[Potato]

People in jail/prison will eat that, but they crush up the noodles and add the seasoning packet.

I tried that, but the seasoning gets caught in my beard and all I can smell for the rest of the day is noodle seasoning.

[Potato]

here's teh strat:  open that packet, dump it in your mouth,  get some 7-up (diet if you're trying to save calories),  dump that sucker in your mouth, you get a zesty lime flavor explosion...don't swallow yet, the fun is about to start!  Dump them noodles in that primordial soup in your mouth.   Now jump around (house of pain).   See, you don't need to cook those noodles, that's what the big guys in washington want you to believe.  Bottoms up! (or should I say Sevens Up!!!)

Now I have that song stuck in my head.

[HardcoreRetro]

Koreans eat it like that. They just crush the packet with their fist and throw some of the flavouring pack on it.




These are made for it.

[Potato]

Lately, while working from home, I have really taken to eating instant noodles as a snack. No seasoning, no cooking, nothing. Just dry noodles.

(Image removed from quote.)

I don't even think they taste that great.

Anyway, hit me with your shitty snacks.

WTF is up with that man, DRY NOODLES?

Are u ok?

I dunno man, we've got a 36 page thread about how Taco Bell is decent Mexican food. On the scale, my shitty dry noodles probably rank a little higher.

[benjipwns]

People in jail/prison will eat that, but they crush up the noodles and add the seasoning packet.

There's a Lockup episode where the guy does this and then "cooks" some other dishes, but I can't find it on YouTube.

Did find this:

[Nintex]

I'm not as worried about your snack as I am about the stained bowl.
When did you last wash it?

[Potato]

I'm not as worried about your snack as I am about the stained bowl.
When did you last wash it?

It's not stained, they're scratches in the plastic