Finally! It's Pride Month!

[Kurt Russell]

Been waiting for this all year. Time to separate out the truly pogressive brands from the brands that hate gays.

And we're off to a fantastic start.

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1532021783783612416

[Kurt Russell]

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/Xbox/status/1532021783783612416

Xbox fans are usually giant fucking messes, this checks out.

[Tasty]

Oh god, it's taking over me!

[chronovore]

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Woof. This really spells it out.

[Polident Hive]

Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis is rounding out pride month is fitting.

[Potato]

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This is 

[Transhuman]

I'll never forgive the gay community for co-opting the rainbow so a straight guy like me can't even wear a rainbow shirt without aspersions and insinuations being thrown around.

[Tasty]

I'll never forgive the gay community for co-opting the rainbow so a straight guy like me can't even wear a rainbow shirt without aspersions and insinuations being thrown around.

Atheists stole it from God first bitch!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

What about straight pride month?

[Tasty]

What about straight pride month?

[Uncle]

everybody be like: don't be "proud to be an american," you didn't earn your home country, you ended up there by accident of birth, you accomplished nothing to be prideful about

lgbt community, born with their status:   

[Tasty]

everybody be like: don't be "proud to be an american," you didn't earn your home country, you ended up there by accident of birth, you accomplished nothing to be prideful about

lgbt community, born with their status:   

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Proud to be both

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[james]

Time to get out the biggest pride banger of all time

[Transhuman]

According to the BBC4 documentary "How to Make It in the Music Business", Ross loved the record until she put it in front of Frankie Crocker, who pointed out that 'I'm Coming Out' is what homosexual people use to announce their homosexuality; she ran back to the studio in tears and demanded to know why Rodgers wanted to ruin her career.

But then the song was a hit so I guess she pretended to love gays because it was good for her career? Sorry if i'm ruining Pride Month

[Potato]

If we're posting music, then this can't be left out.

Rob Halford getting hyper masculine 70s and 80s metal fans to sing about cruising for men while dressed in leather will never not be the biggest own in music history.

[who is ted danson?]

3:46

A performance for the gays, the straights, and everyone in between 

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The shitty cut on the christina kiss 

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[james]

We need full body condoms for the gays

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1532037207007105030

[Nintex]

When is Jill Biden going on TV to warn us about this and when will No 10 confirm Gove and Boris have it.

[benjipwns]

Amazon had to cancel their pride flag raising ceremony:
https://twitter.com/_katya_long/status/1532062593304580096
https://twitter.com/_katya_long/status/1532106838027579393

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/BrooklynNets/status/1531984821152538625

[chronovore]

That graphic makes me feel like I'm having a seizure.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

That graphic makes me feel like I'm having a seizure.

That's you're inner bigot trying to get out.

[demi]

[NekoFever]

https://twitter.com/BrooklynNets/status/1531984821152538625

We already had this joke.

[Pissy F Benny]

Ukrainian is now a sexuality

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not even a joke? https://dublinpride.ie/pride-2022/

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[Potato]

Ukrainian is now a sexuality

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not even a joke? https://dublinpride.ie/pride-2022/

[close]

Well, the U wasn't taken in the jungle of letters, sooooooooo......

[Uncle]

[Tasty]

https://kotaku.com/faze-clan-virus-lgbtq-pride-month-homophobic-call-duty-1849014688

Saudi Arabia is trash.

eSports is trash.

Twitter is trash.

The Trash Trifecta.

[Nintex]

https://kotaku.com/faze-clan-virus-lgbtq-pride-month-homophobic-call-duty-1849014688

Saudi Arabia is trash.

eSports is trash.

Twitter is trash.

The Trash Trifecta.

[BIONIC]

https://kotaku.com/faze-clan-virus-lgbtq-pride-month-homophobic-call-duty-1849014688

Saudi Arabia is trash.

eSports is trash.

Twitter is trash.

The Trash Trifecta.

What do you think about Islam?

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[Tasty]

Would let Wrath speak for me but he nuked his account

[benjipwns]

https://twitter.com/halsimonirish/status/1533145769481490433

[Tasty]

https://twitter.com/klezmergord/status/1533479034201460738

[Trent Dole]

[Tasty]

Still the best version of I'm Blue after the original.

[Transhuman]

Hey Tasty can I run some jokes from my set about gay culture past you to see if they are offensive? I don't want to tell any jokes that make people feel bad, and if you tell me they're no good, they're OUT.

[Tasty]

Hey Tasty can I run some jokes from my set about gay culture past you to see if they are offensive? I don't want to tell any jokes that make people feel bad, and if you tell me they're no good, they're OUT.

Sure but I'd suggest still seeking another gay's opinion as well. I'm no arbiter of comedy and I can only respond based on my own personal experiences and beliefs.

[Transhuman]

Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

[Tasty]

I guess the first one could land depending on the crowd. My defensive-gay side would say something like "being gay isn't just about sex." Also I think it's more common to hear that in the 6-8 year range (if it doesn't come out until puberty). This one is more transgressive-to-everyone than offensive-to-gays cause of the age aspect.

Second one would come down to delivery, that's a lot to pack in... The gaydar thing isn't really offensive in any way, we get it's straight people trying to be "hip to the scene," I'd just caution that it feels out of date in terms of cultural relevance. Anecdotally, when it's been mentioned in my circles it's always in an ironic "haha who still says 'gaydar'" kind of way.

[BIONIC]

Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

[BisMarckie]

#canceltrashy

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Hey Tasty can I run some jokes from my set about gay culture past you to see if they are offensive? I don't want to tell any jokes that make people feel bad, and if you tell me they're no good, they're OUT.

just like tasty on his 21st birthday!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

joke 1 is uh dane cook level.


second one could work, but you need to get into the weeds. with how radar works.  radar doesn't top out 50 yards.  if anything you should lean on the high pitch/ low pitch differences.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

also, rex is gay?

[benjipwns]

I think a better gaydar joke to subvert the idea might be by pretending it's true to explore the implications of how that would work, especially how one might test their gaydar to make sure it's working properly, then at the end you could note that it's obsolete.

[Tasty]

also, rex is gay?

[Potato]

Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

You could lean even more into it and talk about how now there are more likely to be things like rainbow flag tshirts/hats and other paraphernalia that outwardly identifies people as gay, so now there's a whole bunch of 50+ gay guys with highly tuned, but obsolete, gaydar.

Almost like a superpower that has been superseded by a simple device/technology. Compare and contrast with how smartphones have made having a good sense of direction obsolete because Google Maps exists.

[Transhuman]

Thank you for blessing my jokes on behalf of all gays, Tasty

[Tasty]

Thank you for blessing my jokes on behalf of all gays, Tasty

[Potato]

Thank you for blessing my jokes on behalf of all gays, Tasty

It's your fault now Tasty

[Tasty]

Usually is in my life

[Nintex]

The first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? how did you know you were 3, are you a mathematical genius or something?"



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[Uncle]

Well the first joke is about how gay people sometimes say stuff like "I knew I was gay at age 3" so the punchline would be like "what the hell? What kind of baby wants anal sex when they're three years old."

Another joke is about gaydar, and how it's not like radar, because radar uses radio waves, whereas gaydar you're basically looking at a guy and thinking "huh he looks gay". Then I guess i'd go on about how it's not necessary these days because you can just ask if someone is gay and they'll tell you, amd how you can't even use gaydar long range because it starts to tap out at around 50 meters or so, stuff like that.

first joke:

make it about yourself so you're not talking about someone else's theoretical baby, "you know how gay people say they often find out really early, it's true, I knew I was gay from age 3.  yeah I was a real progressive baby, I just couldn't wait to get pounded in the ass"

second joke:

expound that since radar works via radio waves, gaydar is presumably based on gaydio waves, and wonder whether a power plant staffed by the LGBT community might be gaydioactive, and you could catch cancer and have to go to a gaydiology clinic, and listen to gaydiohead in the waiting room

[Uncle]

also tell a joke about how in support of pride month you've been trying to eat more trans fats

[Cauliflower Of Love]

wait, what transhuman posted was supposed to be a joke?

[Cauliflower Of Love]

also tell a joke about how in support of pride month you've been trying to eat more trans fats

I'm stealing this.

[Transhuman]

I was looking for gay validation, not a bunch of straight guys pitching me gay jokes. You're ruining Pride Month!!

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I was looking for gay validation, not a bunch of straight guys pitching me gay jokes. You're ruining Pride Month!!

You could say it's all become homogenous.