Look at this fucking dick on Linkedin

[Kurt Russell]

It almost turned me shosta socialist

[benjipwns]

He should have just posted his actual dick.

[Nintex]

I'm not going to lie, I'm enjoying how the bottom is falling out of the bullshit platform and marketing market.

For me business is getting better every day now that all these frauds and their platforms are collapsing and people start looking for real experts again and realize their subscriptions only help the platform grow but don't deliver any tangible results.

[Potato]

I agree, this guy should be kicked in the balls, but itcould have been worse...it could have been some self-promoting, overly emotional sob story that has nothing to do with work and belongs on Facebook.

Anyway, why did he have to lay off those people? Why didn't he just absorb the cost by reducing his own pay packet or by cutting expenses elsewhere in his business?

[headwalk]

the thing this man loves most is the labrador that he's trained to lick his asshole in trying moments.

[Kurt Russell]

Crying beta ceo needs to be a new bore emote.

[VomKriege]

Isn't his job "optimizing LinkedIn posts" ? 

[VomKriege]

Wallake told Motherboard over the phone on Wednesday morning that the company had laid off two employees on Tuesday evening. He performed one of the layoffs and his “girlfriend slash business partner” laid off the other employee while he watched.

I think the post wouldn't register as so bad (just the usual LinkedIn drivel) without the photo.

[who is ted danson?]

So much facebook tier garbage appearing on LinkedIn lately

Waiting for the twitter "thread-posters" to migrate to start shilling their substack newsletters and e-books.

[GreatSageEqualOfHeaven]

Photo should have had notebook with multiple drafts of his post crossed out and thrown away drafts filling a wastebin a la Patton Oswalt

Crying beta ceo needs to be a new bore emote.

...Dennis?

[Sideshow Raheem]

Linkedin really stinks. Its feed is a swampy ass rash of weepy death announcements, what I did on my summer vacation instagram posts, endless humblebrags, copious shitty advertisements masquerading as "product announcements," and all manner of tired memes.

Site used to be for posting résumés, poring over job ads, and actual networking. But I guess that wasn't cool.

[Tasty]

Where are the penises

[Nintex]

Add tweets or Reddit posts to generate a Linkedin Carousel

Publish it and get crazy engagement

https://taplio.com/carousel

PREPARE FOR THE NEXT LAYER OF HELL

[Potato]

Says you'll get crazy engagement, doesn't even have an image to demonstrate it on their website
 

[Nintex]

https://twitter.com/tibo_maker/status/1567779805390594052


BeCaUsE iT's A hAcK!!!!

[Potato]

Why is my LinkedIn feed full of the fucking Queen's face?

This ain't Facebook ya fuckwits!

[remy]

this thread title fucking sucks, blue balls every time

[Nintex]

Why is my LinkedIn feed full of the fucking Queen's face?

This ain't Facebook ya fuckwits!

Crazy engagement

[who is ted danson?]

https://www.reddit.com/r/LinkedInLunatics/comments/x99ub4/got_to_be_quick_to_get_on_the_latest_linkedin/