FIFA World Cup 2022 - Diego still the GOAT

[HaughtyFrank]

Took me until now to realize that Italy didn't even qualify for for this world cup.

[james]

Took me until now to realize that Italy didn't even qualify for for this world cup.

They're the Chile of Europe

[Potato]

C'mon Aussie c'mon c'mon. C'mon Aussie c'mon!

[Snoopycat_]

The thing I like about the aussies is they’ve really committed to the moustache.

[Potato]

Jackson Irvine is just a true Aussie bogan. It's a national law that we need at least one on every representative team

[Potato]

Pretty sad for the boys, but proud of how they performed.

[Nintex]

Another match won, next up Argentine 

[Kurt Russell]

Big Nintex vibes from van Gaal

QUARTER-FINAL VIBES! ??

Wait for the coach! ??#NothingLikeOranje #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/GY2vFLxLnU

— OnsOranje (@OnsOranje) December 3, 2022

https://twitter.com/OnsOranje/status/1599131205701496832

[Nintex]

Lotta bark, no bite. pic.twitter.com/a43wWacY9v

— Memphis Depay (@Memphis) December 3, 2022

https://twitter.com/Memphis/status/1599162018501513216

[Potato]

Big Nintex vibes from van Gaal

https://twitter.com/OnsOranje/status/1599131205701496832

Louis van Gaal is just living his best life

[MMaRsu]

Lol you beat USA and getting dumped.on by Argentinia next.

Stay lolling NL players 😂😂😂 Pathetic.

[BIONIC]

Poles didn’t deserve to get this far. Good to see them get blown the fuck out.

[Snoopycat_]

I never realised how many Senegalese people live in Scotland. There’s flags everywhere for some reason

[Potato]

England don't deserve a player like Bellingham. He's way too good to be playing alongside trash like Henderson.

[Snoopycat_]

This was actually said by the English commentators during the game -

What an amazing human being Saka is.

And he's so intelligent.

His A-Level results were impeccable.

I know the English commentators are the biggest twats on the planet but fucking hell, his A-Level results were impeccable, is a new level of dick riding. I nearly pissed myself laughing

[Potato]

They should tell it like it really is...

"Pickford is a distinguished mentally-challenged monkey with only half a functioning brain who makes a good goalkeeper because he's so fucking stupid he doesn't mind when others kick the ball at him. He can't even spell A-Level and the reason he gets to wear #1 is because he can't count."

[Snoopycat_]

I love seeing Pickford losing his shit and screaming at the defence every time the ball comes within 50 yards of him. The cunt hates to save goals

[Potato]

Pickford The cunt

FTFY

[james]

I like both Coratia and Japan

Shame one of them will go home while garbage teams like Holland and England keep going

[Snoopycat_]

I can’t believe Japan might be going into penalties with Croatia. That’s mad

[james]

Wait, Croatia got 2nd last time?

WTF, I have ZERO memory of that...but I do remember 1998

 

[james]

I like both Coratia and Japan

Shame one of them will go home while garbage teams like Holland and England keep going

Decision made

https://twitter.com/nocontextfooty/status/1599816320169627649

[Snoopycat_]

There’s no way Japan can win on penalties

[HaughtyFrank]

There’s no way Japan can win on penalties

Already missed two, yeah this is pretty much over

[HaughtyFrank]

And there they go, the power of anime is dead 

[Snoopycat_]

4 0, maybe 5 for South Korea

[james]

Asia in shambles

[BIONIC]

Yeah these guys are fucked lol

I really don’t think that should’ve been a penalty though.

[Snoopycat_]

5 might have been too conservative. This might be 6/7 nil

[james]

So many sad korean women that need a nice strong shoulder to cry on

[Nintex]

We're going to win against Argentina and then get our asses kicked by Brazil. 

[BIONIC]

We're going to win against Argentina

[MMaRsu]

Argentina isnt really even that strong so it should be doable

But we wont get much further if we do win

[Potato]

Just wanted to put it on record that Messi has let the mask slip this World Cup (and a few times previously) and he has shown how much of a little cunt he really is.

[Nintex]

The racism against Argentina is off the charts after that brawl.

[NekoFever]

England now so good at going out on penalties that they can do it without the shootout.

[BIONIC]

We're going to win against Argentina and then get our asses kicked by Brazil. 

Argentina isnt really even that strong so it should be doable

But we wont get much further if we do win

[Nintex]

Messi said something like: "Van Gaal promised football but all he did was put tall guys on the field and have them shoot long balls"

It was one of the most exciting matches, the biased ref, 12(?) yellow cards, the Argentian smashing the ball into the Dutch bench, Messi playing volleyball 

Such a contrast with France/Ingerland.

[BIONIC]

Did any Moroccan soy bois break into your private domicile?

[Nintex]

Did any Moroccan soy bois break into your private domicile?

It's a peaceful coastal town. They can't afford to live here.

Of about 20k votes in our last local election 10% went to left wing parties.

[BIONIC]

Nintex? More like NIMBY 

[Snoopycat_]

Ian Wright looked like he was about to self harm last night. He had actual tears. It was hilarious

[Himu]

I like Ronaldo. But I like Muslims more! Go Morocco!

[Potato]

Messi said something like: "Van Gaal promised football but all he did was put tall guys on the field and have them shoot long balls"

It was one of the most exciting matches, the biased ref, 12(?) yellow cards, the Argentian smashing the ball into the Dutch bench, Messi playing volleyball 

Such a contrast with France/Ingerland.

That quote from Messi is like peak Barcelona "only one way to play football" bullshit.

When you're playing against a bunch of undernourished Argentinians who top out at 5' 3", why wouldn't you put your well fed 6' 7" Dutch bulldozers up the front?

Besides, the equaliser was scored by one of those blokes with the ball firmly on the ground and with great passing and skillful footwork.

Eat a dick Messi. I hope Modric eats your lunch.

[Nintex]

I like Ronaldo. But I like Muslims more! Go Morocco!

As a chaos agent I want a Morocco vs. France final.

[Himu]

I like Ronaldo. But I like Muslims more! Go Morocco!

As a chaos agent I want a Morocco vs. France final.

ahahaha that would be amazing

Islam vs Islamphobic France would be amazing. And if Morocco wins hahaha

[james]

England vs Senegal    (1-1, win on penalties)
France vs Poland    (4-1)
Morocco vs Spain   (2-2, win on penalties)
Portugal vs Switzerland   (0-0, win after 17 penalties, winning goal by assistant manager)
Netherlands vs USA (0-1, win in minute 137, both teams get a red card)
Argentina vs Australia (4-0)
Japan vs Croatia  (2-3)    (anime style ending where Japan score 2 in minute 90+ but it isnt enough)
Brazil vs South Korea  (3-2)

My predictions

Got almost all the winners right, including Morocco on Penalties

 

Next predictions:

Argentina    1 - 1 Croatia

Croatia wins on penalties, Di Maria red card, Messi out with injury

France 3-1 Morocco

France scores all 3 in first half, Morocco gets a 80 minute consolation goal on penalty kick, 4 buses set on fire

[Raist]

https://twitter.com/NoContextBrits/status/1601983577021116417

[Raist]

Rooting for Croatia.

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[Nintex]

Nooooo

[Raist]

[BIONIC]

That second goal was pretty legit.

[Potato]

Rooting for Croatia.

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I'd root her for Croatia too!

[Raist]

Delicious english tears 

[Potato]

Is there a less likeable player in this world cup than Emiliano Martinez?

[james]

Is there a less likeable player in this world cup than Emiliano Martinez?

Every player on the traffic cone team

[james]

Good to see more euro trash be taken out

Shame about the big boob fan though

[BIONIC]

No fighting and good sportsmanship this match 

Curious 

[Potato]

No fighting and good sportsmanship this match 

Curious 

No pressure on Argentina, so no hissy fit from Messi the bitch

[james]

Some absolute imbecile scheduled a meeting at the same time as the game wtf