Who the fuck orders cereal at a diner?

[Propagandhim]

Is this for fucking real?  They put cereal on the menu at diners.  You wake up early.  Ah, it's a chilly morning, but I'm gonna treat myself.  Oh, let me go grab a bite at my favorite diner, but it's 15 minutes away and who can justify the gas in this economy?  That's okay, I'm worth it.  Ahh, looks like I'm here.  Let me walk through the door.  Hey, Joe! Yep! Table for 1.  What will I have?  The usual: A bowl of Golden Grahams that I could've bought at the supermarket 5 minutes away from me.   Tell Tina this $5 tip is for placing the spoon in the exact spot I like it in the bowl and for pouring out them grahams so evenly.


Are you fucking joking me

[BisMarckie]

I always thought it was a bit in Seinfeld and didn't think real people would do this.

I am already feeling like a lazy slob when I am having cereal at home

[Propagandhim]

Is it really a Seinfeld bit?     I knew I wasn't crazy.

[Uncle]

https://www.quora.com/Why-don%E2%80%99t-they-serve-cereal-in-restaurants



fast food? head on down to arby's and grab a bowl of fruity pebbles?

april why are you misleading our foreign friends

I hope those three upvotes were worth it

[TEEEPO]

children u dumb fucks

[Propagandhim]

fuck them kids

[benjipwns]

If it's for the kids then no one will complain if we make it illegal to serve cereal to adults right?

[Potato]

What's with Americans calling fast food joints and takeaways a restaurant?

[Raist]

Muhricans.

[Tasty]

What's with Americans calling fast food joints and takeaways a restaurant?

If I pay for food and it comes out hot, that building is at least partially a restaurant.

[Cauliflower Of Love]

I call them food holes.

[Uncle]

is it rest-aurant

or is it re-staurant

like when you're feeling full you're staurant and later you get hungry so you need to re-staurant

 

[Joe Molotov]

What's with Americans calling fast food joints and takeaways a restaurant?

This is part of our culture, stay in your lane.

[Raist]

is it rest-aurant

or is it re-staurant

like when you're feeling full you're staurant and later you get hungry so you need to re-staurant

 

It's a french word. Same root as restore.