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Occam

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Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« on: December 19, 2022, 07:51:23 PM »
Iran will soon be able to build nuclear bombs.
https://www.iiss.org/blogs/analysis/2022/11/iran-approaches-the-nuclear-threshold

What should be done about it by the international community?
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chronovore

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2022, 07:52:55 PM »
Put the women in charge.

benjipwns

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2022, 07:54:34 PM »
What should be done about it by the international community?
Welcome them into the family of nations rather than levy punishment on them for an "ongoing emergency" a single state can't get over?

Cauliflower Of Love

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2022, 07:57:36 PM »
Put the women in charge.

For the whole month?

Tasty

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2022, 08:10:15 PM »
Stuxnet 2: Electric Boogaloo :obama

Uncle

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2022, 08:20:56 PM »
What should be done about it by the international community?



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Himu

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2022, 08:23:52 PM »
Put the women in charge.

You think women in Iran don't or wouldn't hate Israel?
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benjipwns

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2022, 08:32:34 PM »
What should be done about it by the international community?

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youtube.com/watch?v=qz94IleQqXY
Maybe not the best choice of song for a hardline religious state?

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[Verse 1: Stephan Jenkins]
The angry boy, a bit too insane
Icing over a secret pain
You know you don't belong
You're the first to fight, you're way too loud
You're the flash of light on a burial shroud

I know something's wrong

[Pre-Chorus: Stephan Jenkins]
Well, everyone I know has got a reason
To say, "Put the past away"

[Chorus: Stephan Jenkins]
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend
You could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living in
And if you do not want to see me again
I would understand, I would understand
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BIONIC

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2022, 08:41:04 PM »
Liberate them like the Amazon :gun
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Kurt Russell

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2022, 04:27:27 AM »
Let them get on with it. If the shitty production values on their state TV is anything to go by, they'll probably build nukes with plastic screws that implode on launch. Mongs.
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BIONIC

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2022, 07:14:04 AM »
Let them get on with it. If the shitty production values on their state TV is anything to go by, they'll probably build nukes with plastic screws that implode on launch. Mongs.

They diverted all their TV budget to the nuclear program  :rollsafe
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BisMarckie

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2022, 09:08:20 AM »
Nuking them seems reasonable

Nintex

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2022, 09:33:14 AM »
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What should be done about it by the international community?

*france surrenders*

:usacry "This is a threat against democracy, we need a UN resolution to stop this"

:chinacry "nope"

:ussrcry "njet"

:usacry "fuck it, I'm gonna bomb them anyway jack"

:gbcry "Hip Hip Hurray!"

:ussrcry "Moldova wants to join the Great Russian Empire"

:usacry "How dare you attack an innocent nation"

:chinacry "breh seriously"

:swisscry "Who wants to hide the stolen gold"

:ussrcry "OMG ME"

:gbcry "Leave some for us!"

:japancry :auscry :cancry "We're ready to order new fighter jets against Chinese agression"

:chinacry "breh wtf"

EU : "We condemn the violence in the strongest possible terms and we will send aid"

spoiler (click to show/hide)
HU : "What 'terms'  :hmph"
DE: "Our aid is limited to non-lethal aid"
NL: "Who is going to pay for shipping?"
IT: "Who is going to cover for us?"
DE: "Here's some money for war refugees"
IT: "Thanks bro I'm buying a new Ferrari"
PL: "We've already shot at some Russians, too soon?"
[close]
EU : "Seems like a lovely day to regulate the size of bottle caps"

:gbcry "Dude these people are pissed WTF is the plan"

:usacry "Sorry we're having an election now"

:chinacry "breh WTF"

:ussrcry "Sorry we're trying to interfere in their election right now"

:chinacry "breh WTF"

EU : "Ok, there's people coming over. Who do we pay to stop this"

EU : "Guys?"

EU : "Hello?"

:usacry "Look we are flying solo here we need some of you to chip in"

EU : "Thank god, here's some cash"

:usacry "Thanks! Our objective is nearly accomplished. Look we are flying solo here we need some of you to chip in"
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HaughtyFrank

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Re: Iran Approaches Nuclear Threshold
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2022, 09:48:46 AM »
Nuking them seems reasonable

"I'll say if they want a nuke so badly we just give them one!"



:usacry

Nintex

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