These new Apple products look to be game-changing

[Kurt Russell]

[Joe Molotov]

I put in my preorder for the Apple Time Machine just now and got it shipped to me last month. 

[Nintex]

These used to be a vision of a dystopian future but now its just current times.

[benjipwns]

You'd think Apple of all people would mark up a time machine a bit more.

[Coax]

You'd think Apple of all people would mark up a time machine a bit more.

The machine is giant paperweight without their time travel subscription 

[chronovore]

Apple's usual pattern is to have a base model that's almost-reasonably priced, then catch the consumer on the upsell.

The Time Machine, indeed, is useless without the rebranded QuickTime Plus subscription, but what are the options on the Apple Dog House?

[team filler]

you can live in it and pay apple rent instead of your landlord/bank mortgage