Author Topic: I couldn't BELIEVE I chickened out!!!! (Read 4692 times)

Prost · « **on:** February 04, 2007, 06:40:56 AM »

A bunch of friends dared me to shove a HUGE cracker up my ass but then when I inspected its dimensions I thought oh MAN! NO WAY!! and I chickened out!

drozmight · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:43:57 AM »

*begins a slow clap*

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:45:24 AM »

How bout a big cock?

Prost · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:46:28 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 04, 2007, 06:45:24 AM

How bout a big cock?

Let me analyze the dimensions of it

Prost · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:47:00 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on February 04, 2007, 06:43:57 AM

*begins a slow clap*

I know it was over the top wasn't it?

A taco smell soft taco is just right though.

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:52:00 AM »

Were you jealous of MAF's thread or something? Maybe you should write a 6 page letter to him and offer him suggestions on how not to make you jealous.

Prost · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:53:35 AM »

Yeah!!!!

Wait wait, what gave you that idea?? MAF's thread??? link me?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:54:24 AM »

haha oh shit i dont know what to say. I'm too drunk

Prost · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:54:40 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 06:54:24 AM

haha oh shit i dont know what to say. I'm too drunk

high five brother!

Catz · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:55:07 AM »

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 06:53:35 AM

Yeah!!!!

Wait wait, what gave you that idea?? MAF's thread??? link me?

ok sorry, that was funny

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:59:52 AM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4841.msg116488#msg116488

Your tell is showing, Prost. You were clearly jealous of MAF's ability to make questionable posts, and tried to do it yourself. Unfortunately, nobody likes you, so your wacky is as tittilating as slipping a few ice cubes down a chick's pants.

I would like to stress that I do like Catz. Not that I am a clithanger (lol gay), but because she's pretty funny.

Catz · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:00:30 AM »

Yay me

Prost · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:01:17 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 06:59:52 AM

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4841.msg116488#msg116488

Your tell is showing, Prost. You were clearly jealous of MAF's ability to make questionable posts, and tried to do it yourself. Unfortunately, nobody likes you, so your wacky is as tittilating as slipping a few ice cubes down a chick's pants.. Except for the Catz, whom I have no problem with.

AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:01:56 AM »

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 07:01:17 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 06:59:52 AM
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4841.msg116488#msg116488

Your tell is showing, Prost. You were clearly jealous of MAF's ability to make questionable posts, and tried to do it yourself. Unfortunately, nobody likes you, so your wacky is as tittilating as slipping a few ice cubes down a chick's pants.. Except for the Catz, whom I have no problem with.

AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Ooo, you burned me. I will be drinking that one off for a week.

Prost · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:02:37 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 06:59:52 AM

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4841.msg116488#msg116488

Your tell is showing, Prost. You were clearly jealous of MAF's ability to make questionable posts, and tried to do it yourself. Unfortunately, nobody likes you, so your wacky is as tittilating as slipping a few ice cubes down a chick's pants.

I would like to stress that I do like Catz. Not that I am a clithanger (lol gay), but because she's pretty funny.

ur as funny as the guy in your avatar

Prost · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:03:04 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 07:01:56 AM

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 07:01:17 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 06:59:52 AM
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4841.msg116488#msg116488

Your tell is showing, Prost. You were clearly jealous of MAF's ability to make questionable posts, and tried to do it yourself. Unfortunately, nobody likes you, so your wacky is as tittilating as slipping a few ice cubes down a chick's pants.. Except for the Catz, whom I have no problem with.

AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Ooo, you burned me. I will be drinking that one off for a week.

ok honestly... seriously, like no joke.

did you really think i didnt know his thread existed?

IT'S 2 FUCKING SPACES BELOW MINE AND YOU ACTUALLY LINKED ME!

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:04:07 AM »

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 07:03:04 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 07:01:56 AM
Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 07:01:17 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 06:59:52 AM
http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4841.msg116488#msg116488

Your tell is showing, Prost. You were clearly jealous of MAF's ability to make questionable posts, and tried to do it yourself. Unfortunately, nobody likes you, so your wacky is as tittilating as slipping a few ice cubes down a chick's pants.. Except for the Catz, whom I have no problem with.

AND ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST

Ooo, you burned me. I will be drinking that one off for a week.

ok honestly... seriously, like no joke.

did you really think i didnt know his thread existed?

No. Are *you* drunk? I linked to your post in his thread!

drozmight · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:04:40 AM »

This has nothing to do with this, but this video is awesome:

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:05:18 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on February 04, 2007, 07:04:40 AM

This has nothing to do with this, but this video is awesome:

I love that song!

Prost · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:05:36 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 07:05:18 AM

Quote from: drozmight on February 04, 2007, 07:04:40 AM
This has nothing to do with this, but this video is awesome:

I love that song!

TVC, the other white meat

TVC15 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:06:06 AM »

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 07:05:36 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 07:05:18 AM
Quote from: drozmight on February 04, 2007, 07:04:40 AM
This has nothing to do with this, but this video is awesome:

I love that song!
TVC, the other white meat

You are drunk, aren't you?

Prost · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:06:46 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 07:06:06 AM

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 07:05:36 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 07:05:18 AM
Quote from: drozmight on February 04, 2007, 07:04:40 AM
This has nothing to do with this, but this video is awesome:

I love that song!
TVC, the other white meat

You are drunk, aren't you?

hey sexy

Catz · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:07:02 AM »

LOL! It's about 4:46am here and we're really sleepy and acting weird. Sorry.

Prost · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:07:50 AM »

Quote from: Catz on February 04, 2007, 07:07:02 AM

LOL! It's about 4:46am here and we're really sleepy and acting weird. Sorry.

What the fuck are you talking about!!???

It's only like 4:44

TVC15 · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:10:59 AM »

Alright, in that case, sorry for being a dick, Prost. No hard feelings. Just had a stressful couple of days.

Prost · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:11:30 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 07:10:59 AM

Alright, in that case, sorry for being a dick, Prost. No hard feelings. Just had a stressful couple of days.

it's cool dude!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:11:38 AM »

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 06:54:40 AM

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 06:54:24 AM
haha oh shit i dont know what to say. I'm too drunk
high five brother!

YEAH
what up haha
i'm gonna down this 4pk then its off to ciesta land

Prost · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:12:07 AM »

whats ciesta land

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:12:43 AM »

Catz show us them fun bags one more time.

Ciesta land is where i pass out somewhere in my house and sleep for a few hours.

Prost · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:13:31 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:12:43 AM

Catz show us them fun bags one more time.

Ciesta land is where i pass out somewhere in my house and sleep for a few hours.

Can I come!?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:17:51 AM »

Sure teddybear

I'm gonna start dancing in a bit, i got the usic up loud playing the Knife and boards of canada with some Air mixed in.

I'm drinking imperial stout its AMAZING.

Prost · « **Reply #31 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:18:29 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:17:51 AM

Sure teddybear

I'm gonna start dancing in a bit, i got the usic up loud playing the Knife and boards of canada with some Air mixed in.

I'm drinking imperial stout its AMAZING.

I have no idea what any of that is, but fucking rock on!!!

drozmight · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:21:55 AM »

I want that swedish girl to float into G's house, conjure a monster to trash his grandparents house and bury him in the backyard.

Then she can float over to my house and have wierd floating sex with me or something.

Prost · « **Reply #33 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:23:36 AM »

Quote from: drozmight on February 04, 2007, 07:21:55 AM

I want that swedish girl to float into G's house, conjure a monster to trash his grandparents house and bury him in the backyard.

Then she can float over to my house and have wierd floating sex with me or something.

Floating sex! Where's Mupepe!?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #34 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:24:09 AM »

For the reading impaired

the knife

boards of canada

Air

Imperial stout

WHOA floating sex dude thats freaky

Totaly though

drozmight · « **Reply #35 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:27:26 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:24:09 AM

boards of canada(Image removed from quote.)

What the. I've never seen a picture of those guys and the first time I do, the guy on the right is wearing a hoodie I own.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN. IS IT A SIGN?!

Edit: At least it looks a lot like one I own.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #36 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:30:48 AM »

Droz dude its a sign man

Are you in boards of canada? are you a master analog mixologist? YOU ARE MY GOD of cerebral music

demi · « **Reply #37 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:32:29 AM »

Hey Catz I'm coming down to Miami

Let's hang out and play videogames and eat Chipotle

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #38 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:34:11 AM »

Chipotle is fucking awesome ask to get the burrito grilled after they make it. Trust me its so much better that way. And get extra cheese and hot sause with corn. OMG i'm hungry fuck you demi

Prost · « **Reply #39 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:34:50 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 04, 2007, 07:32:29 AM

Hey Catz I'm coming down to Miami

Let's hang out and play videogames and eat Chipotle

She's in Arizona, sorry to disappoint ;(

Catz · « **Reply #40 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:35:48 AM »

Quote from: demi on February 04, 2007, 07:32:29 AM

Hey Catz I'm coming down to Miami

Let's hang out and play videogames and eat Chipotle

I live in Phoenix now. When are you coming over here?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #41 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:36:32 AM »

Oh shit she can go see my grandparents they in arizona. My cousin is too she's hot.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=50977239&MyToken=dc6cabb4-dc00-47db-8220-04e6313c6944

Hey why the fuck are you in pheonix
look up Lois McFarland in Scottsdale thats my grandmomma she so nice

Prost · « **Reply #42 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:37:22 AM »

Hot girl in Tucson... she MUST go to ASU then

Catz · « **Reply #43 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:37:42 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:36:32 AM

Oh shit she can go see my grandparents they in arizona. My cousin is too she's hot.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=50977239&MyToken=dc6cabb4-dc00-47db-8220-04e6313c6944

She is a cutie! Convince her to move down south with you, cousin marriages are legal there. And in Canada too I think. Those crazy Canucks!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #44 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:37:59 AM »

Went and graduated my man

Prost · « **Reply #45 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:38:52 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:37:59 AM

Went and graduated my man

Tell me in something cool!! not like an english or psych major or somethin

Catz · « **Reply #46 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:40:00 AM »

G, I can't hold it in anymore. I have something to tell you.

I LOVE YOUR AVATAR!! ROLLING PICARD HEAD! Everytime I see it it makes me smile inside

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #47 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:41:17 AM »

Quote from: Catz on February 04, 2007, 07:37:42 AM

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:36:32 AM
Oh shit she can go see my grandparents they in arizona. My cousin is too she's hot.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=50977239&MyToken=dc6cabb4-dc00-47db-8220-04e6313c6944

She is a cutie! Convince her to move down south with you, cousin marriages are legal there.

HAHA no thank you she's engaged i hear. I'm in a long term relationship of hell that i'm about to tie myself into cause I love the bitch to death. Even if you argue each day at the end of the day i still love her to death. Thats what true love is isnt it?

Prost: we went on this crazy horse back trip through rattlesnake canyon and the horses were so jittery they ran into the huge river almost drowning my cousins and myself it was bitching cause I never knew snakes could go in water.

THEY CAN

Catz: I cant hold it in anymore I think your a catch and you looked so hot as trinity.

Prost · « **Reply #48 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:43:28 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:41:17 AM

Quote from: Catz on February 04, 2007, 07:37:42 AM
Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:36:32 AM
Oh shit she can go see my grandparents they in arizona. My cousin is too she's hot.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=50977239&MyToken=dc6cabb4-dc00-47db-8220-04e6313c6944

She is a cutie! Convince her to move down south with you, cousin marriages are legal there.

Catz: I cant hold it in anymore I think your a catch and you looked so hot as trinity.

I busted too! high five!

TVC15 · « **Reply #49 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:45:18 AM »

Bz, stop lying again. You couldn't sit on a horse without murdering it.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #50 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:45:53 AM »

Fives to the High bitch yeah

Seriously though that red dress picture got to me $:-\$ i didnt know what to do. Then god came down and started to talk to me and we kicked back a few shots of Johnie walker it was fun. But the bastard left me before i woke up the next morning. NO Note or nothing. Damn you god you cant use me like that.

TVC: this was some like 11 years ago or more shit if i can ask my Gma McFarland for the pictures i'll post them.

Catz · « **Reply #51 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:01:30 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:41:17 AM

Quote from: Catz on February 04, 2007, 07:37:42 AM
Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 07:36:32 AM
Oh shit she can go see my grandparents they in arizona. My cousin is too she's hot.

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=50977239&MyToken=dc6cabb4-dc00-47db-8220-04e6313c6944

She is a cutie! Convince her to move down south with you, cousin marriages are legal there.

HAHA no thank you she's engaged i hear. I'm in a long term relationship of hell that i'm about to tie myself into cause I love the bitch to death. Even if you argue each day at the end of the day i still love her to death. Thats what true love is isnt it?

Prost: we went on this crazy horse back trip through rattlesnake canyon and the horses were so jittery they ran into the huge river almost drowning my cousins and myself it was bitching cause I never knew snakes could go in water.

THEY CAN

Catz: I cant hold it in anymore I think your a catch and you looked so hot as trinity.

Why thank you very much. Where did you see me as trinity?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #52 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:04:54 AM »

Many a moons ago at Gaf. I mean years ago crap I might have seen it at IGN before then i dont know. But its been years.

Catz · « **Reply #53 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:06:50 AM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 08:04:54 AM

Many a moons ago at Gaf. I mean years ago crap I might have seen it at IGN before then i dont know. But its been years.

What was your name on gaf?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #54 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:09:42 AM »

I am the ONE THE ONLY Bzchan, also know at Neo007Cypher and Neo007Cypher2 at IGN.com

But this is me without the bullshit. I'm just me nowadays

Catz · « **Reply #55 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:11:51 AM »

Bz!!!!!!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #56 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:13:09 AM »

Yeah its me. over the past month I've tried to change my Image and life.

But i know you all from OA and GA and IGN god too many fucking forums to keep up with.

Catz · « **Reply #57 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:13:55 AM »

I never posted on IGN. I've heard plenty of stories though.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #58 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:17:08 AM »

Yeah i know that place was crazy before Gaf took off, now Gaf is more popular than freakin IGN in some cases.

Oh those were the day. 2000-2002 till i met my beloved Roxanne. Those were the mother fucking days. I was pimp easy back then. God i've aged and turned into one fucking huge ass horrible pain.

5 years jesus i cant believe it but its happening.

Mupepe · « **Reply #59 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:41:15 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 06:59:52 AM

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4841.msg116488#msg116488

Your tell is showing, Prost. You were clearly jealous of MAF's ability to make questionable posts, and tried to do it yourself. Unfortunately, nobody likes you, so your wacky is as tittilating as slipping a few ice cubes down a chick's pants.

I would like to stress that I do like Catz. Not that I am a clithanger (lol gay), but because she's pretty funny.

Hey, I LIKE PROST!!!!

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Author Topic: I couldn't BELIEVE I chickened out!!!! (Read 4692 times)