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MrAngryFace

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Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« on: August 14, 2006, 11:58:35 PM »
So I was thumbing trough "Matrix Reloaded Revisited" and it had a section with all the FMV from Enter the Matrix, and while it added some backstory I found the makeout sessions FMVs sorta bizzare and a little unsettling. Apparently all that character wanted to do was make out with people. Dudes, Chicks, whatever, she made out with em. She probably woulda tried to make out with Trinity too if she coulda.

The games like 7.99 used, wonder if its even worth that.
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2006, 12:02:24 AM »
Haha, for awhile, on another forum, I argued that it was the greatest and most influential game of last generation.  And yeah, it was worth the $12 I paid for just to see Bellucci make out with Jada Pinkett Smith!
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2006, 12:04:06 AM »
I had this hope that Ghost would punch her in the mouth haha. I dunno why but it woulda been hilarious.

KISS FROM GHOST BAM!
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2006, 12:06:03 AM »
The game is only worth it on the GameCube, because on that system it's the least gitched.

The other versions of the games are SHIT.
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2006, 12:08:02 AM »
Hahah standards exist for Enter the Matrix.
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2006, 12:14:06 AM »
You BOUGHT this suck-ass game?

MrAngryFace

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2006, 12:15:42 AM »
I didnt. I told you its in Matrix Reloaded Revisited
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2006, 12:17:34 AM »
I didnt. I told you its in Matrix Reloaded Revisited
You BOUGHT the suck-ass movie?

MrAngryFace

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2006, 12:20:40 AM »
touché
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2006, 12:21:21 AM »
Still a horrible movie.

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2006, 12:22:36 AM »
I didnt. I told you its in Matrix Reloaded Revisited
You BOUGHT the suck-ass movie?

Isn't that only available in the SE set? It sounds like he bought the uber Matrix pack...

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2006, 12:24:39 AM »
I didnt. I told you its in Matrix Reloaded Revisited
You BOUGHT the suck-ass movie?

Isn't that only available in the SE set? It sounds like he bought the uber Matrix pack...
With the fucking Neo head?  He normally has good taste.  WTF?

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2006, 12:27:42 AM »
With the fucking Neo head?  He normally has good taste.  WTF?
Erm, the set is worth it actually. Hell, even the remastered SE of the first film is worth owning the set for. Quit whining  ::)
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2006, 12:29:27 AM »
With the fucking Neo head?  He normally has good taste.  WTF?
Erm, the set is worth it actually. Hell, even the remastered SE of the first film is worth owning the set for. Quit whining  ::)
Shit trilogy.  Not worth spending $100 for to have a Neo head watching you.

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2006, 12:31:52 AM »
I don't like how they changed the color tone of the first film.

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2006, 12:35:50 AM »
I don't like how they made sequels that suck unlike the first one.
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2006, 12:37:24 AM »
Uber matrix pack is worth it for 40 dollars. All 3 movies, the Animatrix, all the extra documentaries. It also helps I loved the movies. So fuck off lewzars!

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The neo head thing is just bizzare collectoritis. The pack I got is just a big box set.
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2006, 12:39:14 AM »
How can you like the sequels wtf
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2006, 12:39:22 AM »
I don't like how they made sequels that suck unlike the first one.
meh.

Uber matrix pack is worth it for 40 dollars. All 3 movies, the Animatrix, all the extra documentaries. It also helps I loved the movies. So fuck off lewzars!

 :stfu

The neo head thing is just bizzare collectoritis. The pack I got is just a big box set.
and meh.

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2006, 12:40:24 AM »
How can you like the sequels wtf

Because he chooses to.  :hurr

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2006, 12:40:41 AM »
The quality of your replies is improving, am nintenho!  :hurr
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2006, 12:44:21 AM »
The quality of your replies is improving, am nintenho!  :hurr
Yes, it is.  I'll try to slow down for you.

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2006, 12:58:50 AM »
am nintenho, I like that you resort to "mehs" when you have no argument to make. Keep 'em coming!  ;)
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2006, 01:02:30 AM »
am nintenho, I like that you resort to "mehs" when you have no argument to make. Keep 'em coming!  ;)
He didn't make an argument, he made a taunt.

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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2006, 01:26:56 AM »
RELOADED ROX

HA HA


i gots tha mega super collection boxset leet
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2006, 02:46:31 AM »
I did too, it easily worth 40 dollars.
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Re: Enter the Matrix: The Monica Bellucci Makeout Sessions
« Reply #26 on: August 16, 2006, 04:15:09 PM »
Why doesn't someone just youtube this?