Author Topic: If you could have sex with ANYONE in the world... (Read 2720 times)

Ruzbeh · « **on:** February 04, 2007, 12:53:22 PM »

You would probably choose me, right?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:55:06 PM »

you're too dumb and homely to crib mupepe's game, ninthing

Mupepe · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:55:22 PM »

No. Dulce Maria or Drinky.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:57:40 PM »

Quote from: Ruzbeh on February 04, 2007, 12:56:01 PM

This Mupepe person is chasing me everywhere. First it was WarpPipe forums, then OA, now EvilBore. Damn you!!

QUIT STEALIN' MAH SHINE

Haha. Hey, I found Warppipe forums and then Himu introduced me to GAF and then I found OA and then I came here to EB before you! ... i think

Oh shit, my post count is 4020. Ignore the first 0

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2007, 12:58:35 PM »

I would probably choose Kate Hudson before she gave birth to her child.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:04:31 PM »

First thing that came to mind was Beyonce/Halle Berry/etc...but then I realized that before I die I'll most likely have sex with a black woman anyway. Therefore it would be wiser to choose a race I probably won't get close to tapping.

I'd have to go with a latina, but I can't choose which....lemme think

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:31:20 PM »

Sure, I would love to bone Lohan, Elizebeth Hurley, Beyonce, Scarlett and such. But if i could do anyone in the world, it would be the girl that I like at the moment.

APF · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:32:28 PM »

A Presidential daughter.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:34:03 PM »

Jennifer Connely pre Breast Reduction

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:07:51 PM »

I use to post on the Warppipe forums too!!! Group hug!

Mine would be Jennifer Garner before she got pregnant. Goddamn she's cute and sexy at the same time.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:09:08 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 04, 2007, 01:41:36 PM

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Lalaine.... it's an minor obsession I started in middle school

Looks pretty hot to me.

Oh wait...is that a trap...oh shit oh shit

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:13:50 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 04, 2007, 02:07:51 PM

I use to post on the Warppipe forums too!!! Group hug!

Mine would be Jennifer Garner before she got pregnant. Goddamn she's cute and sexy at the same time.

Why not during the pregnancy? I've always wanted to nut on a preggo stomach for the irony

whiteACID · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:29:27 PM »

Johnny Depp

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:31:03 PM »

Probably go with Elisha Cuthbert

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:33:11 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 02:31:03 PM

Probably go with Elisha Cuthbert

I was flipping through the channels yesterday and saw her in this movie (the one where's she's a pornstar). She was in this bed asking this guy how he wanted to do her, showing all the different positions. My mouth was open and I couldn't blink.

And the guy chickened out too

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:34:44 PM »

The Girl Next Door

It pretty much affirmed my love for her.

:rapetime

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:34:52 PM »

I don't know!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:36:08 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 02:34:44 PM

The Girl Next Door

It pretty much affirmed my love for her.

:rapetime

A porn star with a conscience!

Apparently she was a "former" pornstar in the movie? I didn't watch it all because Remember the Titans was on.

Oh boy. Has she been in any movies since then?

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:37:32 PM »

Prost.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:39:15 PM »

No love for Nick Cave?

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:40:10 PM »

Probably this cheeseburger:

maybe

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:43:37 PM »

...

There are so many amazing cheeseburgers out there and you pick a MANLY EMO one? Ugh.

Brazil cheeseburgers are high quality. From my research black cheeseburgers are the worse because most look like men

tsk tsk

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:44:43 PM »

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:46:07 PM »

man Junpei Heat you really are being mentored by PD aren't you?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:48:24 PM »

He's my son.

Although I probably like him so much because of the Emma Watson avatar he used to have

Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:49:09 PM »

Well, this thread is pretty stimulating. In what way, I do not know...yet.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:51:40 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 02:34:44 PM

The Girl Next Door

It pretty much affirmed my love for her.

:rapetime

You know there is a move called Lucky girl where she is underage and gets pressured/raped into to having sex with this guy and his wife while being video tapped...just saying

spoiler (click to show/hide)

:rapetime

[close]

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:52:30 PM »

manly!? look at her pretty smile:

and father mike I'm not being mentored just lightly guided

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:54:26 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 04, 2007, 02:51:40 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 04, 2007, 02:34:44 PM
The Girl Next Door

It pretty much affirmed my love for her.

:rapetime

You know there is a move called Lucky girl where she is underage and gets pressured/raped into to having sex with this guy and his wife while being video tapped...just saying

spoiler (click to show/hide)
:rapetime
[close]

I can't watch rape scenes, or chicks who scream/cry

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:51:13 PM »

Quote from: Junpei Heat! on February 04, 2007, 02:52:30 PM

manly!? look at her pretty smile:

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and father mike I'm not being mentored just lightly guided

I have to admit ...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:55:22 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:27:12 PM »

The dark haired cheeseburger kinda looks like Melissa...

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:32:45 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2007, 02:54:26 PM

I can't watch rape scenes, or chicks who scream/cry

"I used to think rape was funny, until I got rapped!" - Carl ....Hand Banana

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Author Topic: If you could have sex with ANYONE in the world... (Read 2720 times)

Ruzbeh