Author Topic: If you were a vampire and your hot sister were a vampire, would you fuck her? (Read 4135 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** February 04, 2007, 02:27:45 PM »

And if yes, describe the kinkiest thing you could do without feeling dirty.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:28:56 PM »

Yes I'd give her the shocker

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:29:10 PM »

totally would, I think the idea of family as we think of it would be far different if we were immortal. I'd FHUTA with no regrets.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:32:17 PM »

When you live forever, morality goes out the window!

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:33:01 PM »

I would have to say no I would not.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:36:00 PM »

Are you talking about GUNN?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:36:39 PM »

I bet Queen never thought of this scenario when they wrote "Who wants to live forever". The would totally would want to live forever and fuck their sisters...or brothers in some cases.

This thread has Queens seal of approval.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:36:45 PM »

I'll call her over and get back with you!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:37:39 PM »

Queen did think of this and they knew what the answer was.

Which is why Mercury committed suicide, because he didn't want to live forever.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:38:36 PM »

He injected himself with AIDS?

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:39:43 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 04, 2007, 02:37:39 PM

Queen did think of this and they knew what the answer was.

Which is why Mercury committed suicide, because he didn't want to live forever.

He didn't commit suicide. Just like John Lennon, the CIA assassinated him with secret AIDS injections.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:41:54 PM »

TVC is wrong and Cajole is correct - Freddie Mercury injected himself with AIDS. He knew it'd raise AIDS awareness and end his moral torment of having sex with family members once immortal.

Bacon · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:43:18 PM »

I would have to say: no

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:48:15 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 04, 2007, 02:41:54 PM

TVC is wrong and Cajole is correct - Freddie Mercury injected himself with AIDS. He knew it'd raise AIDS awareness and end his moral torment of having sex with family members once immortal.

In doing this did he know he would also raise immortal incest vampire love awareness? Was it part of the plan all along?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:52:04 PM »

Mercury was a complicated man.

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:52:44 PM »

I would bite her vagina off

TVC15 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:53:15 PM »

Ok, what if this were your sister:

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:53:35 PM »

I would probably find a hot human bisexual. Have an orgy than share the corpse with my sister.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:54:11 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 04, 2007, 02:52:04 PM

Mercury was a complicated man.

and no one understood him but his hard gay lovers.

Edit: For the love of children get rid of this cheeseburger surprise shit. It scares me.

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2007, 02:54:40 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 02:53:15 PM

Ok, what if this were your sister:

(Image removed from quote.)

Nope.

Prost · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM »

since you're a vampire you're super strong. why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:07:55 PM »

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM

since you're a vampire you're super strong. why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?

Prost · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:08:36 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:07:55 PM

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong. why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?

Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth? new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:12:11 PM »

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:08:36 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:07:55 PM
Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong. why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth? new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else? You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters. Of course sexy feelings would develop. Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with. Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.

Prost · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:15:03 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:12:11 PM

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:08:36 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:07:55 PM
Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong. why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth? new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else? You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters. Of course sexy feelings would develop. Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with. Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.

if she got pregnant you'd have a super fucked up baby though

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:16:02 PM »

Vampires don't get pregnant!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:16:46 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:16:02 PM

Vampires don't get pregnant!

Yes they do! see blade.

Prost · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:16:51 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:16:02 PM

Vampires don't get pregnant!

Ok you win fuck her

Catz · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:18:24 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:12:11 PM

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:08:36 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:07:55 PM
Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong. why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth? new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else? You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters. Of course sexy feelings would develop. Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with. Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.

Isn't this an anime somewhere?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:19:46 PM »

Quote from: Catz on February 04, 2007, 03:18:24 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:12:11 PM
Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:08:36 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:07:55 PM
Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong. why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth? new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else? You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters. Of course sexy feelings would develop. Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with. Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.

Isn't this an anime somewhere?

interview with a vampire, brad pitt and tom were most defiantly in a romantic relationship. probably an anime too.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:20:22 PM »

Vampires are supposed to be asexual, but anyways, I would. I have a disturbing memory regarding my ex step-sister. Anyone wanna hear?

Catz · « **Reply #31 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:20:43 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 04, 2007, 03:19:46 PM

Quote from: Catz on February 04, 2007, 03:18:24 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:12:11 PM
Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:08:36 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:07:55 PM
Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:03:33 PM
since you're a vampire you're super strong. why not go grab a bunch of hotter girls instead.

What if your sister was the hottest girl on earth?
Would you accept place 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6 all at once? or just #1?
and come on.. on earth? new girls would be born all the time, fresh meat would be there all the time.

But why settle for anyone else? You'd presumably be out killin' things up with your sister for decades, potentially centuries, in close, hidden quarters. Of course sexy feelings would develop. Sure, maybe you can go out and find some whore you have no connection with, but this is a person you've spent CENTURIES with. Fucking your sister could be the most romantic thing ever.

Isn't this an anime somewhere?

interview with a vampire, brad pitt and tom were most defiantly in a romantic relationship. probably an anime too.

They were not

Brad was just a pedo in it. Cruise had a thing for him, but Brad was like no way.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:21:34 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 04, 2007, 03:16:46 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 03:16:02 PM
Vampires don't get pregnant!

Yes they do! see blade.

Not in my vampire mythos! Also, I think blade is an exception. Vampires in Buffy don't get pregnant.

And yes, I am sure that there are many incestual vampire animus. I mean, just look at all the incestuous My Chemical Romance shit on the net. Waycest or whatever.

Prost · « **Reply #33 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:21:43 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:20:22 PM

Vampires are supposed to be asexual, but anyways, I would. I have a disturbing memory regarding my ex step-sister. Anyone wanna hear?

You type I read, that's the rule.

TVC15 · « **Reply #34 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:22:15 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:20:22 PM

Vampires are supposed to be asexual, but anyways, I would. I have a disturbing memory regarding my ex step-sister. Anyone wanna hear?

Bullshit, ever since Dracula vampires have been slutty and romantic. And yes, tell us how you fucked your step sister.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #35 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:27:06 PM »

first off, Blade > Buffy

second of all tell us the story Mupepe.

Mupepe · « **Reply #36 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:28:57 PM »

TVC, Dracula is the Wal Mart version of vampires. You can't base mythology off him.

Anyways, My parents got divorced when I was 4. My dad got remarried when I was 7. Now, at that point, I wasn't really into girls, especially older girls so I can't say if my step sister was hot back then. She was like 14 at the time. She was the oldest out of the total of 7 kids.

Well, at 11, we moved away and sometime between 11 and 16, my dad and step mom got divorced.

So when I'm 16, I go back to visit my dad. My little brother is living with the step mom so I spend a few nights over there to see him. I'm at their house and it's like 11 and it's hot as hell. So Joleen (step sister) asks if I want to go swimming. I'm like sure! My little step sister, Jordan was like "I wanna go!" Joleen snaps and is like "NO!" That kind of freaked me out, usually you couldn't seperate them.

So we're outside swimming and getting a little drunk and she's like "hey, wanna wrestle?" And I'm a little drunk right now and I"m looking at her and she's in a bathing suit and she.is.fucking.HOT. I all of a sudden realize this! So I'm like "YEAH I WANT TO WRESTLE!" We start splashing water and shit and pushing each other round being distinguished mentally-challenged and drunk. Well, before I know it, I've got a raging hard on.

All of a sudden, I feel her hand just grab and she looks into my eyes and bites her lip.

Then it hits me, even if we're not related and our parents aren't married, this is wrong on so many levels. I just got out of the pool and went to sleep

I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS

:'(

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:30:55 PM »

foolish mortal man!

Prost · « **Reply #38 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:35:21 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:28:57 PM

TVC, Dracula is the Wal Mart version of vampires. You can't base mythology off him.

Anyways, My parents got divorced when I was 4. My dad got remarried when I was 7. Now, at that point, I wasn't really into girls, especially older girls so I can't say if my step sister was hot back then. She was like 14 at the time. She was the oldest out of the total of 7 kids.

Well, at 11, we moved away and sometime between 11 and 16, my dad and step mom got divorced.

So when I'm 16, I go back to visit my dad. My little brother is living with the step mom so I spend a few nights over there to see him. I'm at their house and it's like 11 and it's hot as hell. So Joleen (step sister) asks if I want to go swimming. I'm like sure! My little step sister, Jordan was like "I wanna go!" Joleen snaps and is like "NO!" That kind of freaked me out, usually you couldn't seperate them.

So we're outside swimming and getting a little drunk and she's like "hey, wanna wrestle?" And I'm a little drunk right now and I"m looking at her and she's in a bathing suit and she.is.fucking.HOT. I all of a sudden realize this! So I'm like "YEAH I WANT TO WRESTLE!" We start splashing water and shit and pushing each other round being distinguished mentally-challenged and drunk. Well, before I know it, I've got a raging hard on.

All of a sudden, I feel her hand just grab and she looks into my eyes and bites her lip.

Then it hits me, even if we're not related and our parents aren't married, this is wrong on so many levels. I just got out of the pool and went to sleep

I'VE NEVER TOLD ANYONE THIS

:'(

.............
When I was 16 I said hi to a girl at school.

Prost · « **Reply #39 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:39:35 PM »

some 23 year old who was deadly hot wanted your nuts and you ran off. i wouldve too, have you ever tried having sex in a pool? it's like impossible!

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:44:33 PM »

Mupepe is a pussy! We know what he voted for.

Mupepe · « **Reply #41 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:46:22 PM »

I voted yes!

And I had already been laid by 16! I wasn't afraid of sex, I was afraid of sex with my step-sister!

FUCK YOU GUYS

Prost · « **Reply #42 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:48:23 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:46:22 PM

I voted yes!

And I had already been laid by 16! I wasn't afraid of sex, I was afraid of sex with my step-sister!

FUCK YOU GUYS

good lord keep it in your pants!
And I was being friendly!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #43 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:50:55 PM »

To quote Curb Your Enthusiasm, "Step is still incest!"

Mupepe · « **Reply #44 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:52:47 PM »

Quote from: Prost on February 04, 2007, 03:48:23 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on February 04, 2007, 03:46:22 PM
I voted yes!

And I had already been laid by 16! I wasn't afraid of sex, I was afraid of sex with my step-sister!

FUCK YOU GUYS
good lord keep it in your pants!
And I was being friendly!

I didn't say fuck you to you. I love you

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #45 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:01:44 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:03:52 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 04, 2007, 03:50:55 PM

To quote Curb Your Enthusiasm, "Step is still incest!"

But it wasn't his step, it was ex-step!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #47 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:04:02 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #48 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:05:19 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2007, 04:01:44 PM

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Bacon · « **Reply #49 on:** February 04, 2007, 05:20:30 PM »

In Ann Rice's mythos vampires don't even fuck. Feeding is the closest thing to sex for them.

And Brad wasn't a pedo in Interview. He was just longing for the child he lost in his mortal life.

News:

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I mean, you can't get her prgnant, right?

Author Topic: If you were a vampire and your hot sister were a vampire, would you fuck her? (Read 4135 times)