Author Topic: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills? (Read 4910 times)

brawndolicious · « **on:** August 15, 2006, 12:51:08 AM »

We know the facts of life, but how do we know them?

Especially if you set up your targets to hit with the challenge of your arm in a cast. The round peg. The square hole.

Wait enough time and you could take out a wall.

A superhero for a day.

Discuss.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #1 on:** August 15, 2006, 12:52:11 AM »

Show us.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #2 on:** August 15, 2006, 12:52:48 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 15, 2006, 12:52:11 AM

Show us.

Need an example of what I need to do.

Mondain · « **Reply #3 on:** August 15, 2006, 01:38:10 AM »

well it makes your brain secrete endorphin when you ejaculate (an incitative for males to constantly look forward copulation and procreation with females), which has a pleasing effect akin to that of heavy painkillers, so maybe

it doesn't seem to solve your coherency skills, though

Bacon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 15, 2006, 01:39:54 AM »

I'm always masturbating.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #5 on:** August 15, 2006, 01:40:17 AM »

I feel good after I masturbate, but I doubt I could solve complex algebraic equations when I climax

brawndolicious · « **Reply #6 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:22:52 AM »

I know, you have to have a challenge when your masturbating. It's like playing a videogame where you're shooting somebody but they're far away and it's harder to shoot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #7 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:25:03 AM »

Who the fuck wants a challenge while they're masturbating? That's like wanting to conduct a symphony while you're sleeping

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:31:31 AM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 02:25:03 AM

Who the fuck wants a challenge while they're masturbating? That's like wanting to conduct a symphony while you're sleeping

To create masturbation has it's natural, inherent, all-singing, all-dancing challenges that may make you overcome the normal noisome of what you normally do. You don't create a fucking symphony to sleep, you create a motherfucking symphony to FUCK.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #9 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:34:56 AM »

You think Beethoven was rolling in the pussy, huh?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:36:54 AM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 02:34:56 AM

You think Beethoven was rolling in the pussy, huh?

Well what do you think?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #11 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:37:56 AM »

I think this whole fucking thread is distinguished mentally-challenged, personally.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #12 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:40:26 AM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 02:37:56 AM

I think this whole fucking thread is distinguished mentally-challenged, personally.

You're making no sense.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:42:11 AM »

I'd simplify it if I could, but I'd rather just do this:

:nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh :nuhuh :elf :elf :elf :elf :elf

brawndolicious · « **Reply #14 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:44:58 AM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 02:42:11 AM

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Your simplicity is empowering.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #15 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:47:18 AM »

brawndolicious · « **Reply #16 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:53:47 AM »

It is indeed.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #17 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:54:33 AM »

What are we talking about again?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #18 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:57:33 AM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 02:54:33 AM

What are we talking about again?

Do you want challenge?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #19 on:** August 15, 2006, 02:58:00 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 15, 2006, 02:57:33 AM

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 02:54:33 AM
What are we talking about again?
Do you want challenge?

While I masturbate? Heavens no

brawndolicious · « **Reply #20 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:01:57 AM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 02:58:00 AM

While I masturbate? Heavens no

That was a rhetorical question.......idiot.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #21 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:03:02 AM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 15, 2006, 03:01:57 AM

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 02:58:00 AM
While I masturbate? Heavens no
That was a rhetorical question.......idiot.

Please tell me the point of this thread, again, because I'm obviously too stoopid to get it

brawndolicious · « **Reply #22 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:04:48 AM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 03:03:02 AM

Please tell me the point of this thread, again, because I'm obviously too stoopid to get it (Image removed from quote.)

Well why didn't you ask?

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #23 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:20:02 AM »

There is no point in suffocating something that wants to breathe because the difference between a quota and a criteria is that any criteria is an ad-hominem attack...meh.

Christopher · « **Reply #24 on:** August 15, 2006, 03:34:59 AM »

Cat fight

brawndolicious · « **Reply #25 on:** August 15, 2006, 04:47:58 AM »

Quote from: Passion of the Shake on August 15, 2006, 03:20:02 AM

There is no point in suffocating something that wants to breathe because the difference between a quota and a criteria is that any criteria is an ad-hominem attack...meh.

Don't get that either?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** August 15, 2006, 09:35:02 AM »

My stream is not powerful enough. I need to drink more milk

whiteACID · « **Reply #27 on:** August 15, 2006, 12:32:19 PM »

Masturbation built up my reputation...not my problem-solving skills so much though.

Diablos · « **Reply #28 on:** August 15, 2006, 01:29:21 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on August 15, 2006, 12:32:19 PM

Masturbation built up my reputation...not my problem-solving skills so much though.

what

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:54:33 PM »

I'm confused

brawndolicious · « **Reply #30 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:56:41 PM »

I think it's a videogame joke...

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** August 15, 2006, 06:59:20 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 15, 2006, 06:56:41 PM

I think it's a videogame joke...

Push the crab maker for massive damage?

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #32 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:00:56 PM »

I rock aat masturbating.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #33 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:02:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 06:59:20 PM

Push the crab maker for massive damage?

what?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #34 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:07:07 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on August 15, 2006, 07:02:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 06:59:20 PM
Push the crab maker for massive damage?
what?

Would it make more sense if I said "stroke" the crab maker for massive damage?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:09:13 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 07:07:07 PM

Would it make more sense if I said "stroke" the crab maker for massive damage?

Did you say that cum looks like crab paste?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:11:01 PM »

*sigh*

Anyway, there is no problem solving in masturbating. Beat the meat, spray the feet. End of story.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:14:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 15, 2006, 07:11:01 PM

*sigh*

Anyway, there is no problem solving in masturbating. Beat the meat, spray the feet. End of story.

Sometimes there is a challenge for some of us.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:19:01 PM »

What's so challenging about UP+DOWN+SIDE TO SIDE x100?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #39 on:** August 15, 2006, 07:20:39 PM »

texture, burn, and wearing a cast like I described in the first post.

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Author Topic: Does masturbation build cognitive problem-solving skills? (Read 4910 times)

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