Author Topic: Evilbore presents: TRANNIEPALOOZA 2007 ~A Contest~ (Read 5598 times)

TVC15 · « **on:** February 04, 2007, 04:12:34 PM »

Alright cheeseburger headhunters, your hour to truly shine is here!

Starting today, you have until FRIDAY AFTERNOON at approx 5PM PST to find the worst NON-NAKED cheeseburger you can find.

Upon reaching Friday afternoon, I, with the help of a few cohorts, will pick the worst of the cheeseburgers, and a vote will be arranged, where the people of Evilbore will vote on the nominees for the esteemed title of WORST INTERNET cheeseburger

Guidelines:

1) No nudity. Given that the awfulness of certain cheeseburgers can only be seen in certain poses, cheeseburgers wearing LITTLE CLOTHING or in "seductive" poses are A-OK.
2) Folks can enter as many times as they'd like, but when it comes down to picking nominees for the vote, only ONE cheeseburger PER PERSON will be selected.
3) No thumbnails. I'm not going to set a minimum resolution, but use your heads.

The prize shall be: A box of 20 NyQUil Liquicaps and a copy of NOCTURNE. Well, not Nocturne. How about my copy of DAWSON'S CREEK SEASON 1 and WILLIAM SHATNER'S CLASSIC INCUBUS, aka the only movie shot in esperanto.

GO MY cheeseburger HUNTERS!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:14:39 PM »

TVC15 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:18:40 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 04, 2007, 04:15:57 PM

can I win if I dress up in womens clothing?

Bz can!

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:22:06 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 04, 2007, 04:15:57 PM

can I win if I dress up in womens clothing?

that just makes you a cross dresser not a cheeseburger, unless you opt for the implants too.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:43:06 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 04:18:40 PM

Quote from: Spencer on February 04, 2007, 04:15:57 PM
can I win if I dress up in womens clothing?

Bz can!

I got this locked down

TVC15 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:45:59 PM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 04:43:06 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 04:18:40 PM
Quote from: Spencer on February 04, 2007, 04:15:57 PM
can I win if I dress up in womens clothing?

Bz can!

I got this locked down

Show us the goods, you cheeseburger.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:48:35 PM »

Tauntaun · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:49:57 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2007, 04:48:35 PM

Really?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 04, 2007, 04:49:57 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2007, 04:48:35 PM

Really?

Yep, her (formerly his) name is Harisu. The pic was presented in a GAF thread a year or so back.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:54:09 PM »

It's too much, confused am I.

TVC15 · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:55:07 PM »

You're missing the point. We are looking for BAD cheeseburgers.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:56:29 PM »

I know he's not a cheeseburger but he scares me.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2007, 04:57:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 04:55:07 PM

You're missing the point. We are looking for BAD cheeseburgers.

Thats what I had figured. Ok then, enough of the hot cheeseburgers...I'll scower for the lower end ones later. I know theres a want for them on the torrent tracker Puretna.com

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #13 on:** February 04, 2007, 05:28:20 PM »

I'll do this

Beezy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 04, 2007, 05:31:01 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2007, 04:52:03 PM

Quote from: Tauntaun on February 04, 2007, 04:49:57 PM
Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 04, 2007, 04:48:35 PM

Really?

Yep, her (formerly his) name is Harisu. The pic was presented in a GAF thread a year or so back.

You've got to be kidding me. cheeseburger surprise indeed. :'(

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2007, 05:38:20 PM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:41:24 PM »

YOU GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH, you owe me vista ultimate now

spoiler (click to show/hide)

especially if she finds this

[close]

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:43:01 PM »

Is that WhiteAcid?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:46:06 PM »

bhahahahhahhah

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:51:43 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 09:43:01 PM

Is that WhiteAcid?

NO thats my girlfriend

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:52:24 PM »

Thats foxy Roxy?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:57:52 PM »

Quote from: G on February 04, 2007, 09:51:43 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 09:43:01 PM
Is that WhiteAcid?

NO thats my girlfriend

Whiteacid has a boyfriend?

I was holding out for her.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:59:05 PM »

Yes Blue that is my Foxy Roxy

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:01:15 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 09:43:01 PM

Is that WhiteAcid?

No, but it looks like she may have inhaled whiteAcid.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:02:22 PM »

Dude is that fucking necessary really? $:-\$

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:04:16 PM »

http://boston.craigslist.org/search/cas/?query=t4m

I win 1000000x over.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:04:44 PM »

WhiteAcid, Can we be workout partners?

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:09:29 PM »

FoC must be distinguished mentally-challenged. Girl on Left = Whiteacid/Redwood Girl on right = Roxy My Girlfriend.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:13:14 PM »

Dude, they are the same chick its pretty obvious. Look, it's ok Whiteacid put on afew extra pounds over superbowl weekend. We can spot each other at the gym.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:15:25 PM »

FoC is drunk and stupid. Seriously have you not seen other pictures of Whiteacid?

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:17:09 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:13:14 PM

Dude, they are the same chick its pretty obvious. Look, it's ok Whiteacid put on afew extra pounds over superbowl weekend. We can spot each other at the gym.

No way, her head is like twice as big as whiteAcid's.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #31 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:18:27 PM »

And hes fishing Bz, don't pay him no mind

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #32 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:19:19 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 10:17:09 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:13:14 PM
Dude, they are the same chick its pretty obvious. Look, it's ok Whiteacid put on afew extra pounds over superbowl weekend. We can spot each other at the gym.

No way, her head is like twice as big as whiteAcid's.

Look, whatever man, I'll just be less nervous around her if she isnt as attractive. Either way it's a win win situation.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #33 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:20:43 PM »

BANGS HEAD ON DESK WHY GOD WHY

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #34 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:21:31 PM »

Why are you so ashamed to be dating WhiteAcid? Is there something we need to know about her?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:21:42 PM »

FoC, see that door? open it. Whoa.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

You're out of the closet.

[close]

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:22:01 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:19:19 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 10:17:09 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:13:14 PM
Dude, they are the same chick its pretty obvious. Look, it's ok Whiteacid put on afew extra pounds over superbowl weekend. We can spot each other at the gym.

No way, her head is like twice as big as whiteAcid's.

Look, whatever man, I'll just be less nervous around her if she isnt as attractive. Either way it's a win win situation.

You don't have to be nervous at all. If she'll sleep with Bz, she'd probably jump on an especially attractive picket fence.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #37 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:22:46 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 04, 2007, 10:21:42 PM

FoC, see that door? open it. Whoa.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You're out of the closet.
[close]

She has a Penis?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's over between me and you whiteAcid.

[close]

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:23:47 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:22:46 PM

Quote from: am nintenho on February 04, 2007, 10:21:42 PM
FoC, see that door? open it. Whoa.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
You're out of the closet.
[close]

She has a Penis?

spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's over between me and you whiteAcid.
[close]

What do you think TRANNIEPALOOZA is all about, man?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #39 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:24:25 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 10:22:01 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:19:19 PM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 04, 2007, 10:17:09 PM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:13:14 PM
Dude, they are the same chick its pretty obvious. Look, it's ok Whiteacid put on afew extra pounds over superbowl weekend. We can spot each other at the gym.

No way, her head is like twice as big as whiteAcid's.

Look, whatever man, I'll just be less nervous around her if she isnt as attractive. Either way it's a win win situation.

You don't have to be nervous at all. If she'll sleep with Bz, she'd probably jump on an especially attractive picket fence.

WHOA OK OK, back the sex train up. Did BZ, the panty wearing whale of a no-shame internet geek get laid?

What the fuck is wrong with me? Why can't I get a little action.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #40 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:25:16 PM »

FUCKING HELL Whiteman why do you do this? Seriously man you know your just making my day shit right. :'( :'( :'( :'(

brawndolicious · « **Reply #41 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:26:33 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:22:46 PM

She has a Penis?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's over between me and you whiteAcid.
[close]

Here, I'll link you some porn .

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #42 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:27:51 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 04, 2007, 10:26:33 PM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:22:46 PM
She has a Penis?
spoiler (click to show/hide)
It's over between me and you whiteAcid.
[close]
Here, I'll link you some porn .

I really dont know if I have enough space in my inbox for your whole favorites folder.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #43 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:32:22 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 04, 2007, 10:27:51 PM

I really dont know if I have enough space in my inbox for your whole favorites folder.

It's not mine. I'm purely linking your most erotic flesh fantasies.

aoi tsuki · « **Reply #44 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:14:16 PM »

MAybe it's just eh beers and liquor talking, but some of these chicks are hot. i'd hit it from the back.

OTOH... do a Google image search for "The Hottest cheeseburgers on the Net". Second and third pictures are what you'ee shooting for.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:15:21 PM »

TVC, I already won this contest. The pic I sent you is number #1 (in all the wrong ways)

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:35:12 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2007, 11:15:21 PM

TVC, I already won this contest. The pic I sent you is number #1 (in all the wrong ways)

How about we exclude any images that were used before this game was announced?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:39:40 PM »

ah, I see

I have this contest in the bag

TVC15 · « **Reply #48 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:43:56 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2007, 11:39:40 PM

ah, I see

I have this contest in the bag

Play your cards, prove that you are THE cheeseburger MASTER!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #49 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:47:07 PM »

I'm not busting my wad this early in the competition. Instead I will drop the atomic bomb later this week

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #50 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:48:21 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 04, 2007, 11:47:07 PM

I'm not busting my wad this early in the competition.

Don't lie, you're busting your wad as we speak.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #51 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:58:53 PM »

Can we have a hottest cheeseburger contest?

TVC15 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:00:37 AM »

Sure. COME ON PEOPLE, GET TO IT!

PD, I KNOW you have pics to share.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #53 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:02:35 AM »

I have around 6 pics right now, but I can't choose which one to use. Tomorrow EvilBore will get an exclusive preview of one of them

TVC15 · « **Reply #54 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:19:19 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 12:02:35 AM

I have around 6 pics right now, but I can't choose which one to use. Tomorrow EvilBore will get an exclusive preview of one of them

The contest only goes until friday. That's one pic a day, counting today. Give us one of them. Remember, no nudity.

Raguel · « **Reply #55 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:24:34 AM »

Can i nominate FOC and white acid/redwood/black acid or whatever ridiculously lame name she goes by these days?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #56 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:26:12 AM »

Quote from: Raguel on February 05, 2007, 12:24:34 AM

Can i nominate FOC and white acid?

Do I look like a cheeseburger?

Raguel · « **Reply #57 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:28:00 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:26:12 AM

Quote from: Raguel on February 05, 2007, 12:24:34 AM
Can i nominate FOC and white acid?

Do I look like a cheeseburger?

(Image removed from quote.)

.........

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #58 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:31:47 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:26:12 AM

Quote from: Raguel on February 05, 2007, 12:24:34 AM
Can i nominate FOC and white acid?

Do I look like a cheeseburger?

(Image removed from quote.)

Now you do!

TVC15 · « **Reply #59 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:32:04 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:26:12 AM

Quote from: Raguel on February 05, 2007, 12:24:34 AM
Can i nominate FOC and white acid?

Do I look like a cheeseburger?

(Image removed from quote.)

Woah, this is the second picture ever of Bz's gf I've ever seen!

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Author Topic: Evilbore presents: TRANNIEPALOOZA 2007 ~A Contest~ (Read 5598 times)