Author Topic: Excite Truck depreciation thread (Read 3268 times)

Mondain · « **on:** February 04, 2007, 05:39:01 PM »

paper thin modes of play

paper thin longevity

comes from some obscure shit racing games developer that no one would've given a rat's ass for if Nintendo's logo wasn't plastered on the game's packaging

horribly frustrating and clumsy, not to mention USELESS Wiimote control

worst game soundtrack of these last few years

is less entertaining and for less long than the free Motorstorm demo on the PlayStation Network, and 100x less good than any used copy of ATV Offroad Fury

has a stupid gimmick so that races can't be won by arriving first in line, but by winning the most stars... wow

"BUBUBUBUBU IT'S AN ARCADE RACER!!!!"... shut yer god damn mouths

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #1 on:** February 04, 2007, 05:47:57 PM »

fuck you

The Sceneman · « **Reply #2 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:50:10 PM »

I cant wait until this game comes out.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

In PAL format

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Wobedraggled · « **Reply #3 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:31:30 PM »

Quote from: AdmiralViscen on February 04, 2007, 05:47:57 PM

fuck you

I just made a praise thread elsewhere and this pop's up.

Shock and awe.

Excite Truck fucking owns, still working my way thru Super Excite, almost dome Platinum.

Yeah the tunes suck but it supports mp3's so default music is null and fucking void.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** February 04, 2007, 08:44:16 PM »

Excite Truck is pretty fucking bad. And I love the Wii.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:17:33 PM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on February 04, 2007, 08:31:30 PM

Yeah the tunes suck but it supports mp3's so default music is null and fucking void.

Does wii use sd cards for this?

Mondain · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:45:13 PM »

"Yeah the tunes suck but it supports mp3's so default music is null and fucking void."

lol, not buying an SD card for a system as worthless as the Wii

"Excite Truck is pretty fucking bad. And I love the Wii."

Glad to see that you seem more rational than those Jehovah's Witnesses-inspired nbots.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2007, 09:51:18 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 04, 2007, 09:17:33 PM

Quote from: Wobedraggled on February 04, 2007, 08:31:30 PM
Yeah the tunes suck but it supports mp3's so default music is null and fucking void.
Does wii use sd cards for this?

Yeah just dump mp3's on the sd, and in game there is an audio option before each race, it even recalls what songs you play for what tracks.

Fuck the haters, it's a fucking blast.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:00:21 PM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on February 04, 2007, 09:51:18 PM

Yeah just dump mp3's on the sd, and in game there is an audio option before each race, it even recalls what songs you play for what tracks.
Fuck the haters, it's a fucking blast.

Might try that for next f-zero. Liked the music but it was too repetitive.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:01:44 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 04, 2007, 10:00:21 PM

Quote from: Wobedraggled on February 04, 2007, 09:51:18 PM
Yeah just dump mp3's on the sd, and in game there is an audio option before each race, it even recalls what songs you play for what tracks.
Fuck the haters, it's a fucking blast.
Might try that for next f-zero. Liked the music but it was too repetitive.

Yeah it should be par for the course for all racing games.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:16:32 PM »

Yeah, maybe Wii's should even come with SD cards? Nintendo could afford it.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:20:10 PM »

Quote from: am nintenho on February 04, 2007, 10:16:32 PM

Yeah, maybe Wii's should even come with SD cards? Nintendo could afford it.

comes with 512mb flash.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:23:19 PM »

Quote from: Wobedraggled on February 04, 2007, 10:20:10 PM

comes with 512mb flash.

Yeah I know but this makes it easier to bring music, pictures, and whatnot in case you didn't have an SD card already. It's something to make the console more convenient.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:12:48 PM »

Excite Truck is pretty good if you like arcade racers. The thing is a blast.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:35:09 PM »

I don't think Mondain plays videogames - he just plays message boards

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:38:52 PM »

yet ironically he's very bad at them! remember those kids at the arcade who would hog the units fiddling with the joystick and mashing buttons while the eyecatch ran sans credit? that's jotaro. and, uh, messageboards. work with me on this one.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:43:21 PM »

oh no I totally understand where you're coming from, and you're right - that's little iOliver to a tee.

YES I KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT PAST THE FIFTH STAGE IN GORF KID, YOU BOTHER ME

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:49:46 PM »

People who pretended to play arcade games when there weren't any credits were always a great laugh

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Mondain on February 04, 2007, 05:39:01 PM

paper thin modes of play

paper thin longevity

comes from some obscure shit racing games developer that no one would've given a rat's ass for if Nintendo's logo wasn't plastered on the game's packaging

horribly frustrating and clumsy, not to mention USELESS Wiimote control

worst game soundtrack of these last few years

is less entertaining and for less long than the free Motorstorm demo on the PlayStation Network, and 100x less good than any used copy of ATV Offroad Fury

has a stupid gimmick so that races can't be won by arriving first in line, but by winning the most stars... wow

"BUBUBUBUBU IT'S AN ARCADE RACER!!!!"... shut yer god damn mouths

*claps*

Game is stupid as hell and no one would notice it if it wasn't on the Wii. Even on the Wii people aren't noticing it lol

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:59:35 PM »

I really like what I played. It has some platforming sections and you have to time it exactly right. It's a pretty solid racer.

Wobedraggled · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:18:25 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 05, 2007, 01:59:35 PM

I really like what I played. It has some platforming sections and you have to time it exactly right. It's a pretty solid racer.

If you can time jumps it can add up to mucho bonuses.

again fuck the haters.

Mondain · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:22:21 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 05, 2007, 01:35:09 PM

I don't think Mondain plays videogames - he just plays message boards

many hours every day of RPGs/action games/fighters instead of posting at GAF (and most of the times here)

2D/3D fighting game skills are great, not bad at other genres either

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:27:53 PM »

YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO MOVE IN PHANTOM DUST, DUDE

Mondain · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:31:53 PM »

uh Corny why do you bring up these misunderstandings again?

for the record I've played Gears of War with OA's anthony on Live for a short while, and we were both competitive players

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Author Topic: Excite Truck depreciation thread (Read 3268 times)