Author Topic: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student (Read 1846 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** February 05, 2007, 12:02:02 AM »

I was watching the Departed and my mom called me. Here is how the conversation went

Mom: Hey, what are you doing
(I am thinking she wants me to come home)
Me: I might be busy why?
Mom: Well, we are hosting some Korean exchange teachers here at the university and I told one that she could stay with you.
Me: Ah ok thats cool
Mom: Shes not old, shes only 26 and she's beautiful (I swear to god she said that)
Me: Yea mom that sounds great.
Mom: I showed her the Friday night lights picture and the beer Olympics picture, so she knows what you look like.
(Still watching the departed)
Me: Yea OK mom, I got to go. I'll call you later.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:03:16 AM »

Go with it. She could be hot. Your parents think youre gay, prove them wrong.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:05:02 AM »

You sound really disinterested in having a "possibly" beautiful 26 year old Korean stay with you FoC...I mean...come on now

Thats a bit suspect

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:05:44 AM »

Well if she's Korean she's no doubt very smart.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:05:52 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:05:02 AM

You sound really disinterested in having a "possibly" beautiful 26 year old Korean stay with you FoC...I mean...come on now

Thats a bit suspect

I was at the end of the departed when people start shooting each other. And its really awkward having your mom tell you a girl is hot.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:08:45 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:05:52 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:05:02 AM
You sound really disinterested in having a "possibly" beautiful 26 year old Korean stay with you FoC...I mean...come on now

Thats a bit suspect

I was at the end of the departed when people start shooting each other. And its really awkward having your mom tell you a girl is hot.

Thats true, but I say take the bait

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:09:22 AM »

I'm going to be ridiculously aggressive since she will be leaving the country a few days later. Consider it practice.

And then i'll stick my giant gaijin penis into her sideways asian pussy.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:10:40 AM »

Thats the spirit

Its not like shes someone who your around ever day, which would make your social life awkward thereafter if you crash and burn. Do it up.

TVC15 · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:13:51 AM »

Does anyone smell. . .A cheeseburger SURPRISE?

Bacon · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:15:56 AM »

Asians make good cheeseburgers due to their soft tan skin and fine hair.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:16:17 AM »

Hopefully, I'm in cahoots with FoC's Mom, we're going to share a hardy laugh after every things said and done.

We're retrofitting a cam on the cheeseburgers dick, "Dick Cam" (highly imaginative name). FoC's butthole will never be the same again.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:20:20 AM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:16:17 AM

Hopefully, I'm in cahoots with FoC's Mom, we're going to share a hardy laugh after every things said and done.

We're retrofitting a cam on the cheeseburgers dick, "Dick Cam" (highly imaginative name). FoC's butthole will never be the same again.

Please dont be a cheeseburger.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Ah who am I kidding, If I got far enough to find out I wouldnt be able to stop

[close]

TVC15 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:37:52 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 05, 2007, 12:20:20 AM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 05, 2007, 12:16:17 AM
Hopefully, I'm in cahoots with FoC's Mom, we're going to share a hardy laugh after every things said and done.

We're retrofitting a cam on the cheeseburgers dick, "Dick Cam" (highly imaginative name). FoC's butthole will never be the same again.

Please dont be a cheeseburger.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Ah who am I kidding, If I got far enough to find out I wouldnt be able to stop
[close]

If it is a cheeseburger, FoC, my friend, just look to my tag for advice.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:39:36 AM »

Uhhh your mom wants you to be murdered by a commie. Kill them both.

Christopher · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:48:32 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:49:54 AM »

Holy shit Chris that emoticon rocks.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:51:39 AM »

Shut up Mupepe.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2007, 12:52:52 AM »

Goddamit Edward, what the fuck have you done you cunt cheese basket?

Beezy · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:05:01 AM »

Quote from: Christopher on February 05, 2007, 12:48:32 AM

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Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:08:23 AM »

someone add that emoticon STAT

bagofeyes · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:08:52 AM »

Korean chicks are hot. I dunno about the cheeseburgers though.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:10:02 AM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 05, 2007, 02:08:23 AM

someone add that emoticon STAT

Cloud said no more emoticons the other night on IRC. She better have been joking.

Beezy · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:13:46 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 05, 2007, 02:10:02 AM

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 05, 2007, 02:08:23 AM
someone add that emoticon STAT

Cloud said no more emoticons the other night on IRC. She better have been joking.

No! I was gonna ask for this emoticon to be added:

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Author Topic: My mom is trying to hook me up with some Korean Exchange student (Read 1846 times)