Author Topic: Ok so my mom thinks i'm gay (Read 2686 times)

G The Resurrected · « **on:** February 05, 2007, 02:20:02 AM »

I dont know how this started but none the less. I did some computer repair for a Guy that works in LA and was in fresno for tonights Superbowl Womens party. I didnt really want to know what he did, but he was kind and threw in some tickets to the "show" I told my mom she could go cause I wasnt interested at all.

So she tell me they will need a ride when they get done. I got four tickets, which is a lot if you ask me. So I tell her no way in hell. Then she goes on about her 21 year old friends that will be easy meat pickings for me to fuck. At this point i just say take $20 and get a taxi.

Now my mom is at home telling me I can score with this one chick cause she's really hot for me and shit. And I tell her politely i'm not interested in her. I'm not a chubby chaser. I'm not looking to fuck something that weights more than me. I like to be able to carry my bitches into bed. Not get a fucking forklift to get her into my titanium frame bed.

Anyways she starts calling me gay and telling me how she knew I always liked the cock and that I probably blew the guy to get the tickets.

Even when i try to tell her I"m already in a relationship with a girl I really do love. She wont fucking listen. Now my mom keeps calling me back tonight telling me i'm gay cause i wont get in on some of this loose whale pussy.

Vizzys · « **Reply #1 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:21:06 AM »

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4896.0

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #2 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:23:36 AM »

does not apply viz

My own mother is calling me a taco on the phone.

I'm about to go over to her place and show her home videos to shut her the fuck up.

Beezy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:24:30 AM »

Your mom has a potty mouth.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #4 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:26:25 AM »

You should fuck a girl right in front of her. And bukkake her for extra revenge.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #5 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:27:36 AM »

She's drunk from the stipper party they had at this superbowl event for women. Her friends are out of it too. Cause I keep telling them no.

If i fucked in front of my mom i'd be mentally horrified. That type of shit scars people man.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:28:37 AM »

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #7 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:34:23 AM »

Maf seriously i aint fucking around here. I just want to continue drinking a few more pints before i sleep. She keeps calling i'm gonna turn the phone off.

Whats worse is one of the girls is sleeping on my old bed where I fucked for the first time.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #8 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:37:25 AM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on February 05, 2007, 02:28:37 AM

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TVC15 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM »

Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

T-Short · « **Reply #10 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:44:33 AM »

Mandark · « **Reply #11 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:02:20 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM

Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

Oh dear.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #12 on:** February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM

Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Nick · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:46:15 AM »

My mom thinks I'm gay, too.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #14 on:** February 05, 2007, 05:47:51 AM »

My mum thinks you're straight. Prove her wrong with some photos.

Diablos · « **Reply #15 on:** February 05, 2007, 11:34:39 AM »

Tell your mom that you fuck girls in your room and throw the condoms on top of your PS2 games. That should set her straight.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #16 on:** February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM »

My whole family thinks I'm gay

whiteACID · « **Reply #17 on:** February 05, 2007, 11:38:58 AM »

moms are always right

Tauntaun · « **Reply #18 on:** February 05, 2007, 11:44:17 AM »

you always wonder who these people are that would say stuff like this. BINGO! It's your mom. Sorry if true.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It's still kinda funny, hopefully you'll be able to look back on this in 5 years and laugh.

[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #19 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:39:49 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM

My whole family thinks I'm gay

I thought you were married

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:47:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 01:39:49 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay

I thought you were married

where the fuck did you get that idea?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #21 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:49:12 PM »

My mom thought I might be gay because I kept the flowered comforter she gave me when I moved out of the house. It's warm, yo!

Himu · « **Reply #22 on:** February 05, 2007, 01:56:57 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM

My whole family thinks I'm gay

So when are we going to hook up?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:03:46 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 05, 2007, 01:56:57 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay

So when are we going to hook up?

When ever you want big boy

Though I'm only a pitcher; its not gay if your not getting penetrated!

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:05:10 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 02:03:46 PM

Quote from: Himuro on February 05, 2007, 01:56:57 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay

So when are we going to hook up?

When ever you want big boy

Though I'm only a pitcher; its not gay if your not getting penetrated!

What can ya pitch at me?

TVC15 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:06:56 PM »

Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Bz, you will talk about ANYTHING in IRC. You told us you made your girlfriend drink your piss. You told us how you'd fuck cloudwalking, in explicit detail. You told us intimate details about your "hottie" Roxy. We have seen you IN PANTIES. We have seen YOUR ANUS. We have seen YOUR DICK. There's nothing you won't say in IRC.

Thus, this didn't happen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:07:40 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 01:47:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay

I thought you were married

where the fuck did you get that idea?

Hm I thought you said something about marriage on GAF. Like you were giving virgins advice and shit and I though...nevermind $:-\$

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:08:14 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 02:06:56 PM

Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Bz, you will talk about ANYTHING in IRC. You told us you made your girlfriend drink your piss. You told us how you'd fuck cloudwalking, in explicit detail. You told us intimate details about your "hottie" Roxy. We have seen you IN PANTIES. We have seen YOUR ANUS. We have seen YOUR DICK. There's nothing you won't say in IRC.

Thus, this didn't happen.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:08:51 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 02:06:56 PM

Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Bz, you will talk about ANYTHING in IRC. You told us you made your girlfriend drink your piss. You told us how you'd fuck cloudwalking, in explicit detail. You told us intimate details about your "hottie" Roxy. We have seen you IN PANTIES. We have seen YOUR ANUS. We have seen YOUR DICK. There's nothing you won't say in IRC.

Thus, this didn't happen.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #29 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:09:31 PM »

did she find your personal-use stash of women's underwear, Bz?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:12:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 02:07:40 PM

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 01:47:43 PM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 05, 2007, 01:39:49 PM
Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 11:38:24 AM
My whole family thinks I'm gay

I thought you were married

where the fuck did you get that idea?

Hm I thought you said something about marriage on GAF. Like you were giving virgins advice and shit and I though...nevermind $:-\$

O, once a guy said he was going to read romance of the three kingdoms to impress a girl and I said they'd be married by the time he finished the book.

and Himuro I pitch a mean fast ball if you know what I mean

.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:13:15 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 02:06:56 PM

Quote from: G on February 05, 2007, 04:02:47 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 05, 2007, 03:10:57 AM
Bz, you have been talking in IRC ALL NIGHT. This never happened. You aren't fooling anyone.

I dont always wish to talk about my life in IRC, this bugged me enough to make a thread. For the simple purpose of venting some fustration and disapointment on the forums. Something thats really not good for IRC real time shit.

FUCK YOU

Bz, you will talk about ANYTHING in IRC. You told us you made your girlfriend drink your piss. You told us how you'd fuck cloudwalking, in explicit detail. You told us intimate details about your "hottie" Roxy. We have seen you IN PANTIES. We have seen YOUR ANUS. We have seen YOUR DICK. There's nothing you won't say in IRC.

Thus, this didn't happen.

Himu · « **Reply #32 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Father_Mike on February 05, 2007, 02:12:40 PM

and Himuro I pitch a mean fast ball if you know what I mean .

You're kinky as fuck.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:28:28 PM »

What REALLY happened:

Neez was surfing for porn and accidentally found some gay stuff. He jerked it. Shame flooded him (and his skeevy chair-slash-residence), and he questioned his sexuality. Now, how to frame his self-doubt for solicitation on Evilbore? Well, his mother is probably ashamed of him, he thinks. Shame + shame = ONE GOOD EXCUSE TO POST!

Christopher · « **Reply #34 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:30:36 PM »

oh god

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #35 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:46:32 PM »

Hey G, next time your mom does this get serious and say "Yes mom, I'm gay"

Then watch your moms laughter go right out the window.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #36 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:50:13 PM »

Wait G = Bz? And Bz wore the women's panties, but is not gay?

I find soft material rubbing against my swanson all day to be distracting, personally

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #37 on:** February 05, 2007, 02:52:41 PM »

G is BZ??

WTF

Mupepe · « **Reply #38 on:** February 05, 2007, 03:59:01 PM »

I guess Bz is back to lying

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