So that girl kissed me today :/

[Tauntaun]

you are statistically the GAYEST person alive.

Just a cover? 

[Mupepe]

?  He wasn't talking to me.

[Tauntaun]

?  He wasn't talking to me.

+ = 

[brawndolicious]

I'm talking about FoC for fuck's sake.  What's gay about Mupepe?

[Madrun Badrun]

I'm talking about FoC for fuck's sake.  What's gay about Mupepe?

the night he spent with me was pretty gay...Rawr!

[brawndolicious]

the night he spent with me was pretty gay...Rawr!

TELL DETAILS!

Did he suck your tits?

[Mupepe]

Fuck!  I thought this day would never come 

[Madrun Badrun]

Fuck!  I thought this day would never come 

Don't be ashamed of it  .  It was just 2 people having fun.

[Mupepe]

Fuck!  I thought this day would never come 

Don't be ashamed of it  .  It was just 2 people having fun experimenting.

Fixed.

[FlameOfCallandor]

yeah, what the fuck. she was patronizing you (or matronizing, technically), rewarding you like a small child. that's not a kiss! that's you getting

No shit, Im not bragging about it. I know exactly what it is, and it needs to stop. I never said we made out or anything.

[Mupepe]

yeah, what the fuck. she was patronizing you (or matronizing, technically), rewarding you like a small child. that's not a kiss! that's you getting

No shit, Im not bragging about it. I know exactly what it is, and it needs to stop. I never said we made out or anything.

When she kissed you on the forehead you should have quickly shoved your hand between her legs and started rubbing.

[enjoy bell woods]

I think I know who you're talking about. If so, she's pretty cute.

Anyway, don't defriend her on Facebook. She hasn't done anything wrong to you. It's not her fault that she doesn't like you the way you like her. If you don't want to be as friendly with her as you were previously, that's fine. But don't go out of your way to make her feel bad for something that can't be helped.

[Madrun Badrun]

I think I know who you're talking about. If so, she's pretty cute.

Anyway, don't defriend her on Facebook. She hasn't done anything wrong to you. It's not her fault that she doesn't like you the way you like her. If you don't want to be as friendly with her as you were previously, that's fine. But don't go out of your way to make her feel bad for something that can't be helped.

Don't be swayed by this mans advice!

[enjoy bell woods]

He's going to end up feeling worse than before if he goes out of his way to alienate her. Tension will rise and she'll ignore him.

[Mupepe]

But he wants to ignore her.  So it works out!

[enjoy bell woods]

I've been through all of this before.

[Madrun Badrun]

I've been through all of this before.

I have too and in the end, your right it does nothing.  But damn it feels good for a month.

[Mupepe]

I've been through all of this before.

I have too and in the end, your right it does nothing.  But damn it feels good for a month.

For a month?  It feels good until I truly forget about her.  That's what matters.  I don't give a fuck how she feels.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I've been through this about 6 times and it never really ends well. But I can't think of an alternative.

[enjoy bell woods]

You'll get over her eventually. Stop acting like she's your best friend, for starters. Then continue.

[FlameOfCallandor]

You'll get over her eventually. Stop acting like she's your best friend, for starters. Then continue.

Shes not my best friend and she never was.

[Madrun Badrun]

You'll get over her eventually. Stop acting like she's your best friend, for starters. Then continue.

I don't know where you got that. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

Fuck her, Im just not gonna reply to that shit.

[Boogie]

sure sure

[FlameOfCallandor]

What should I do?

[CajoleJuice]

 

[bagofeyes]

Make fuck with her

[FlameOfCallandor]

Im at a dilema becuase I dont want to talk to her, but this sounds important.

[Boogie]

Im at a dilema becuase I dont want to talk to her, but this sounds important.

you suck at this, did you know that?

[bagofeyes]

So talk to her. If its some bullshit tell her to fuck off.

[Madrun Badrun]

So talk to her. If its some bullshit tell her to fuck off.

you have your answer.  be sure to update with the results. 

[Boogie]

So talk to her. If its some bullshit tell her to fuck off.

naw, if he starts to give her lip, she'll just kiss him on the forehead and stop him in his tracks.

[FlameOfCallandor]

She wants me to take her to the mall to buy her a dress.  I told her that i couldnt do it. She said "i thought guys would want to watch me try on dresses." I told her i want to, but i wasnt going to.

[Boogie]

She wants me to take her to the mall to buy her a dress.  I told her that i couldnt do it. She said "i thought guys would want to watch me try on dresses." I told her i want to, but i wasnt going to.

bad, FoC, bad!

"we need to chat asap" = "i want you to take me to the mall for me to buy a dress"?

[Madrun Badrun]

She wants me to take her to the mall to buy her a dress.  I told her that i couldnt do it. She said "i thought guys would want to watch me try on dresses." I told her i want to, but i wasnt going to.

good for you.  make her want you then kiss her on the forehead 

[FlameOfCallandor]

It was a little longer than that, but thats the basics. She asked why I couldnt and I said it was complicated. Then we made small talk for a minute then I told her i had to eat dinner.

[Boogie]

"was", or "wasn't" complicated?  Quit slurring your typing.

[FlameOfCallandor]

"was", or "wasn't" complicated?  Quit slurring your typing.

WAS

[Madrun Badrun]

"we need to chat asap" = "i want you to take me to the mall for me to buy a dress"?

       I didn't even realize that till now.  she sounds like such a bitch. 

[Boogie]

"was", or "wasn't" complicated?  Quit slurring your typing.

WAS

ya, you suck at this.

"gee, I want to go tag along with you and buy you a dress, but I can't.  Why can't I?  It's complicated"

ya, way to man up there, FoC. 

[Madrun Badrun]

ya im with boogie on this.  next time it happens be up front with her, just say you dont want to befriends and just be done with it. 

[FlameOfCallandor]

"was", or "wasn't" complicated?  Quit slurring your typing.

WAS

ya, you suck at this.

"gee, I want to go tag along with you and buy you a dress, but I can't?  Why can't I?  It's complicated"

ya, way to man up there, FoC. 

I said that I wasnt going to.

On a side note, im just gonan drop her a PM on facebook telling her everything. She could tell I waws acting funny. Life's too short for this shit.

[Boogie]

"was", or "wasn't" complicated?  Quit slurring your typing.

WAS

ya, you suck at this.

"gee, I want to go tag along with you and buy you a dress, but I can't?  Why can't I?  It's complicated"

ya, way to man up there, FoC. 

I said that I wasnt going to.

no, but you told her you wanted to! 

[FlameOfCallandor]

"was", or "wasn't" complicated?  Quit slurring your typing.

WAS

ya, you suck at this.

"gee, I want to go tag along with you and buy you a dress, but I can't?  Why can't I?  It's complicated"

ya, way to man up there, FoC. 

I said that I wasnt going to.

no, but you told her you wanted to! 

What I said was that A guy would normally want to, I'm pretty sure I didnt say I wanted to. But who knows now. 

[Boogie]

"was", or "wasn't" complicated?  Quit slurring your typing.

WAS

ya, you suck at this.

"gee, I want to go tag along with you and buy you a dress, but I can't?  Why can't I?  It's complicated"

ya, way to man up there, FoC. 

I said that I wasnt going to.

no, but you told her you wanted to! 

What I said was that A guy would normally want to, I'm pretty sure I didnt say I wanted to. But who knows now. 

Well, that's not what you typed.

Here, let's go back five minutes:

I told her i want to

[Van Cruncheon]

she wanted you to BUY HER A DRESS? kick her ass to the curb!

never date a chick that expects you to buy her shit. ever.

[FlameOfCallandor]

Yea you're right.  Im pretty sure I didnt say I wanted to. Oh well, whatever I said is done.

Fuck her, im just gonna ask her whats wrong with you.

[FlameOfCallandor]

she wanted you to BUY HER A DRESS? kick her ass to the curb!

never date a chick that expects you to buy her shit. ever.

She didnt expect me to pay (Fuck that) she just wanted me to drive her and then watch her try on dresses. Fuck that too.

[Van Cruncheon]

talk about fuckin' narcissistic. shame that even moderately attractive women can act like princesses. rejecting them is one of life's great joys.

[FlameOfCallandor]

talk about fuckin' narcissistic. shame that even moderately attractive women can act like princesses. rejecting them is one of life's great joys.

You got that right brotha!!



But it's oh so bitter sweet.

[Boogie]

talk about fuckin' narcissistic. shame that even moderately attractive women can act like princesses. rejecting them is one of life's great joys.

You got that right brotha!!

YOU HAVEN'T REJECTED HER!

[FlameOfCallandor]

I just sent her a long ass message that I wont bore evilbore with.

[enjoy bell woods]

That's too bad, dude. She's pretty hot.

[FlameOfCallandor]

galen, you are a wonderful person and i do care about you and i do think there was definitely a possibility for more than friendship there but i just got out of a relationship and i'm in no position to start anything else. i finally have time to be by myself and that's what i've needed for a long time. it's part of the reason why i've been so unhappy. i haven't truly been alone in over 2 years and it's about high time i took some time to rediscover who i am and what i want.
as for leading you on, i'm sorry. i honestly did not intend to. i am only about the most oblivious person on the face of the planet. i suppose i thought we were in the friendzone and those comments were appropriate. i was wrong and i apologize sincerely because the last thing i'd ever want to do is hurt you. you are a wonderful wonderful person. you make me laugh and we DO have a good time together. i wish i had thought about what i was doing...had i been aware of what was going on, i would have behaved differently. i did not intend to lead you on in any way. i really do care about you-don't get me wrong. i love hanging out with you. we have a great time and make each other laugh. i didn't want things to be awkward. and i do still want to hang out with you. and not just to go to the mall (i am going with nicole tomorrow and i was joking with you bc i know no boy EVER wants to go to the mall to watch someone try on pretty dresses...ever.) i don't want to take advantage of you nor anyone else.
i'm sorry galen. i was honestly oblivious. that was my fault for not seeing it. i should have been more considerate. but i just can't help but be friendly when i care about you. i don't know why it has to be awkward. i just don't know what to do.
i apologize for all of this galen. i really do. i didn't know, and i'm sorry. that may sound stupid, you may be saying "how could you not see it?" but you underestimate my power to overlook things like that.

 

[Van Cruncheon]

FRIEND ZONE, GAME OVER

FISSION MAILED

[Mandark]

She's the only one for you!  Don't let her slip away!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

~I'm going FZ at the Friendly Zone
Discovering how I can live on my own~