Author Topic: Snakes on a Plane - you going to see it? (Read 6880 times)

TheOMan · « **on:** August 16, 2006, 11:44:40 AM »

Well, even though the hype is not at the fever pitch it once was, Snakes on a Plane is coming out this Thursday night and I for one will be going to see it come hell or high water. I was gonna make a poll, but this will do just fine.

So, are you going to see this movie?

Not going to see it (you better have a damn good reason why you'd miss such an excellent film and experience like this)?

Oooooor, are you unaware of what Snakes on a Plane is? (Believe it or not, there are still people that don't know about this movie).

Cyanista · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2006, 11:50:19 AM »

Not going to see it, because intarweb hype is not enough to make me forget the preview has a snake BURSTING OUT OF A LIGHTBULB.

Even the people at the flourescent lighting factory were in on this ruse!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:12:01 PM »

I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking plane!

Cheebs · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2006, 12:14:51 PM »

The hype and insanity has made me grow to hate this film before ever seeing it. So I doubt it.

heavy liquid · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2006, 01:40:07 PM »

I signed up to win tickets to see an advance screening. That's honestly the only way I'll see the movie, until it's shown on cable.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2006, 01:51:53 PM »

Why do you hate snakes, heavy liquid?

heavy liquid · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2006, 02:11:12 PM »

Indiana didn't much like snakes either.

Solo · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2006, 02:15:28 PM »

Hell no. I joke about it, but in reality, the movie will be shit, and not something Im willing to drop 7 bones for.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2006, 02:53:34 PM »

I'd watch it if SOMEBODY asked me...

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2006, 02:54:57 PM »

Get your ass here woman and the ticket is free. I'm talking fuckin snakes on planes.

Bacon · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2006, 02:58:27 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 16, 2006, 02:53:34 PM

I'd watch it if SOMEBODY asked me...

Pick you up at 7? <3

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2006, 03:09:06 PM »

Don't even try it, Bacon! She has two other sisters, and one isn't even gay! Take your pick!

Christopher · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2006, 03:33:50 PM »

nope never thought it was "lolz funny" in the first place. Looks stupid, and the internet made me hate it even more.

Bacon · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2006, 03:45:07 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 16, 2006, 03:09:06 PM

Don't even try it, Bacon! She has two other sisters, and one isn't even gay! Take your pick!

I do like a challenge...

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2006, 06:04:38 PM »

No, my town probably won't have it and gas is too much to drive 45 miles to the nearest multiplex.

TheOMan · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2006, 11:52:19 PM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 16, 2006, 02:53:34 PM

I'd watch it if SOMEBODY asked me...

WTF Willco! CrystalGemini should be putting her foot in your ass. Then forcefeeding you Poutine.

Also, those of you that replied that you would not be seeing it, you're now on notice.

I convinced an entire wedding party to go the night of their wedding rehearsal (tomorrow night). About 45 people. Yeah, Samuel L. Jackson should be cutting me a cheque.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2006, 12:18:26 AM »

She's so full of it. She'll probably be working or doing schoolwork this weekend. She knows if she wanted to, I'd take her. Meanwhile, Sunday morning I'm walking to Universal Studios to enjoy me a $6 matinee of Snakes on a Plane and then have two pints at the micro brewery.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2006, 12:20:24 AM »

Quote from: CrystalGemini on August 16, 2006, 02:53:34 PM

I'd watch it if SOMEBODY asked me...

What time should I pick you up? Look for the 1996 Ford Explorer. Don't worry, it's white.

smiles-and-cries · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2006, 04:49:05 PM »

I don't like snakes, and I think my mind would be fucked up with images of them for weeks slowly haunting me from the shadows waiting to strike - if I saw this movie

$:-\$

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #19 on:** August 18, 2006, 02:57:49 AM »

GOT MY TICKET BOOKED - 8:45 PM at Universal Studios. Let's do this!

cloudwalking · « **Reply #20 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:09:51 AM »

I'm going tomorrow at 8:30. Should be fun! I am bummed I can't go with my boyfriend, but hopefully I see someone I know at the theatre.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #21 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:10:30 AM »

LIKE SNAKES

cloudwalking · « **Reply #22 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:13:15 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 18, 2006, 03:10:30 AM

LIKE SNAKES

Last time I went to a movie alone annoying college frat dude sat in the seat right next to me and tried to strike up a conversation. So this time I am bringing two snakes to occupy the seats on either side of me. This is the perfect movie for snakes.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #23 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:14:30 AM »

I am sad you called me annoying.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #24 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:24:08 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 18, 2006, 03:14:30 AM

I am sad you called me annoying.

Next time share your popcorn!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #25 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:33:59 AM »

I don't share with girls.

pitohui · « **Reply #26 on:** August 18, 2006, 12:51:19 PM »

SHARING IS CARING

It can be fun.

I'll give you some...

When you have none!!!

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #27 on:** August 18, 2006, 01:10:05 PM »

She still ain't gonna get my popcorn.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #28 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:22:24 PM »

Going to see it by my lonesome at 4:40 :'(

TheOMan · « **Reply #29 on:** August 18, 2006, 03:57:55 PM »

I saw the 10 PM show last night and this might very well be the greatest 80s movie made in the 21st century ever. Seriously. Theatre was packed!
Gratuitous violence, unecessary nudity, and heap loads of swearing. Fantastic film. Can't for Snakes on a Plane 2: They can WALK!

Ecrofirt · « **Reply #30 on:** August 18, 2006, 04:01:01 PM »

The movie was seriously awesome. It was a blast to sit through and watch, and I loved every second of it.

You're doing yourself a disservice if you don't go see the film this weekend.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #31 on:** August 18, 2006, 04:19:57 PM »

you two have to be kidding with me? its that good? Rated R?

MiG · « **Reply #32 on:** August 18, 2006, 04:53:05 PM »

MOVIE OF THE YEAR

TheOMan · « **Reply #33 on:** August 18, 2006, 04:53:29 PM »

Quote from: ZomBz on August 18, 2006, 04:19:57 PM

you two have to be kidding with me? its that good? Rated R?

It was that good. There was about 15 of us, audience reactions were priceless, we laughed our faces off and even the ones that were skeptical in my group want to go again and now there's more of us! Seriously, it was ridiculously funny and bad at the same time. Total 80s throwback movie. I cannot wait for the second one. You will kick yourself if you don't go see this movie (hopefully you get an audience that gets it)...and yeah, rated R for many good reasons.

I think I might have to sticky this soon :O

cloudwalking · « **Reply #34 on:** August 18, 2006, 11:43:56 PM »

OK, I just got back from the movie and I have to say that I can see that going with a crowd would be a lot more fun. I thought the movie was okay. It certainly wasn't bad and it delivered just waht it promised.

For some odd reason, when I went to the 8:30 PM showing, which I expected to be packed, there were only 3 other people in the theatre besides me, and one of those were my mom (I talked her into going with me because she is scared of snakes and I wanted to see her reaction). So, there were 4 people in the theatre total. That's right, FOUR PEOPLE TOTAL.

Anyway, even without a crowd I thought the movie was fun. It was a litte more gory than I thought it would be but that's okay. It was so campy and rediculous I just laughed the whole time anyway. I loved the ending the most I think, the part with Kenan was so funny.

So all in all, I'd give it a 7/10. Funny, but not as good as I thought it was going to be. And a lot of the time I was laughing at my mom being scared and not the movie. I probably wouldn't see this movie again unless it happened to be on TV for some reason.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #35 on:** August 18, 2006, 11:50:25 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on August 18, 2006, 11:43:56 PM

OK, I just got back from the movie and I have to say that I can see that going with a crowd would be a lot more fun. I thought the movie was okay. It certainly wasn't bad and it delivered just waht it promised.

For some odd reason, when I went to the 8:30 PM showing, which I expected to be packed, there were only 3 other people in the theatre besides me, and one of those were my mom (I talked her into going with me because she is scared of snakes and I wanted to see her reaction). So, there were 4 people in the theatre total. That's right, FOUR PEOPLE TOTAL.

Anyway, even without a crowd I thought the movie was fun. It was a litte more gory than I thought it would be but that's okay. It was so campy and rediculous I just laughed the whole time anyway. I loved the ending the most I think, the part with Kenan was so funny.

So all in all, I'd give it a 7/10. Funny, but not as good as I thought it was going to be. And a lot of the time I was laughing at my mom being scared and not the movie. I probably wouldn't see this movie again unless it happened to be on TV for some reason.

Somebody said they were going to change the name to Flight "something something" but Samuel Jackson said I won't be in this movie if you don't change the name back.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #36 on:** August 19, 2006, 12:22:46 AM »

Howdy. I am making my triumphant return to this forum after a few days away with one simple sentence.

GO WATCH THIS MOTHERFUCKING AWESOME MOVIE DAMMIT.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #37 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:14:07 AM »

OH. MY. GAWD.

This movie kicked all seven flavors of ass and the mysterious eighth flavor of ass. I saw it with a PSYCHED crowd and - man! - did it make the movie. They were making hissing noises and yelling stuff and cheering and there was a chick whose tit got bit by a snake and ALL PRAISE THE PLAYSTATION.

Amen.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #38 on:** August 19, 2006, 03:20:35 AM »

Quote from: Willco on August 19, 2006, 03:14:07 AM

OH. MY. GAWD.

This movie kicked all seven flavors of ass and the mysterious eighth flavor of ass. I saw it with a PSYCHED crowd and - man! - did it make the movie. They were making hissing noises and yelling stuff and cheering

Quote

and there was a chick whose tit got bit by a snake and ALL PRAISE THE PLAYSTATION.

Amen.

Nice, that settles it, i'm going tomorrow!

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #39 on:** August 19, 2006, 05:34:31 AM »

That Mysterious Eighth flavor of ass was strong in this movie. It kicked all sorts of ass. I was laughing so hard it was not funny. A few girls pee'd themselves though. So it wasnt all that great the smell got to me. But other than that i will have to buy this movie once its out on dvd.

Oh and i ordered the necklace so i'll be pimping some SoaP gear. I laughed at the trailer for that new Sam Jacksons Christina Riccii flick that looked great "I'm gonna cure you of your wicked ways" its gonna be a lot of fun too.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #40 on:** August 19, 2006, 01:09:13 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 19, 2006, 03:14:07 AM

OH. MY. GAWD.

This movie kicked all seven flavors of ass and the mysterious eighth flavor of ass. I saw it with a PSYCHED crowd and - man! - did it make the movie. They were making hissing noises and yelling stuff and cheering and there was a chick whose tit got bit by a snake and ALL PRAISE THE PLAYSTATION.

Amen.

"Thank god for the PS2" -Samuel L. Jackson.

Diablos · « **Reply #41 on:** August 19, 2006, 01:34:34 PM »

Hell yes I'm going to see it. Can't wait.

Loc · « **Reply #42 on:** August 19, 2006, 02:21:18 PM »

Gonna go watch it with some buddies today

. Hopefully we get a good cheering crowd and not a bunch of sore-asses.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #43 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:16:00 PM »

I'm about to go to a friend's house to booze and then we're going to the late showing. Hopefully there will be a good amount of people there, but if not, at least we'll be drunk. SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE

etiolate · « **Reply #44 on:** August 19, 2006, 08:30:10 PM »

I'll see it if I can get someone to go.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #45 on:** August 19, 2006, 09:02:59 PM »

Someone needs to take the song "Push it to the Limit" from Scarface and somehow make it relevant to Snakes on a Plane. That would be awesome and would be my song of 06'

Christopher · « **Reply #46 on:** August 19, 2006, 09:49:30 PM »

This movie sounds so stupid...I still am not getting the "humor" behind this? I said to my friends would they wanna see it, because if anything I wanted to go for the "experience" $:-\$ and they said no it looks dumb.

Loc · « **Reply #47 on:** August 19, 2006, 11:59:49 PM »

Ok just got back from a viewing and it was pretty sucky. The crowd was flled with old elderly people that didn't understand the nature of the film. Nobody cheered when Samuel Jackson said THE line.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #48 on:** August 20, 2006, 02:52:17 AM »

Just got back. It was exactly what I expected. No more, no less. Snakes on a Plane + Samuel L. Jackson. Could've been much better...but it could've been worse. I'm sad that there was maybe 10 other people in the whole theater other than my friends. But I guess that happens when you go to the very last showing at 12:40. Oh well. I enjoyed it. THE LINE was great, as were many others. ALL PRAISE THE PLAYSTATION

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #49 on:** August 20, 2006, 01:35:04 PM »

This was like the audience I saw it with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq0LuP27GzE&NR

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #50 on:** August 20, 2006, 01:43:44 PM »

Quote from: Willco on August 20, 2006, 01:35:04 PM

This was like the audience I saw it with

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq0LuP27GzE&NR

Damn you.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #51 on:** August 20, 2006, 03:43:02 PM »

When Samuel L. Jackson inevitable passes (is he immortal?), I think this will be one of the handful of roles people will remember him forever for, with Jules obviously being numero uno.

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Author Topic: Snakes on a Plane - you going to see it? (Read 6880 times)

Diablos