a complete and thorough analysis of evilbore statistics

[cloudwalking]

i glanced at the board stats today and i thought some of it was worthy of discussion

let's take a look:

Top Topic Starters
   
Willco       415
MrAngryFace       402
Phoenix Dark       340
Himuro       241
Drinky Crow       202
TVC 15       179
Cheebs       178
Christopher       165
Viz       162
am nintenho       150

these are the people who have made the most threads. as you can see, willco has made 75 more threads than phoenix dark who is in 3rd place. himuro in 4th is a steep drop of 99 threads.

Most Time Online
      
Phoenix Dark       44d 36m
Viz       42d 7h 8m
Willco       36d 20h 15m
am nintenho       36d 12h 21m
TVC 15       32d 20h 10m
MrAngryFace       32d 14h 11m
BlueTsunami       31d 18h 3m
The Dark Shake       29d 21h 14m
CajoleJuice       28d 40m
Saint Cornelius       27d 17h 9m

these people just leave their browser open a lot and don't necessarily actively post at evilbore for the entire duration of these times. allow me to point out phoenix dark. this man has spent over a month of his lifetime logged into evilbore. actually, everyone from 7th place and up has. TVC is barely hanging on to 5th place with a lead of only 6 hours over MAF.

Male to Female Ratio:    8.2:1

here's a special stat. from this statistic it is quite plain to see that evilbore is indeed a sausage fest. therefore we can draw the conclusion that we should not be surprised when so much gay subtext springs up. there is a lack of female presence and therefore sexual frustration among men arises quite frequently, and they feel the need to explore their sexuality.

Top 10 Posters
   
cloudwalking       13965
Phoenix Dark       8516
MrAngryFace       8299
The Dark Shake       7721
Willco       6857
Drinky Crow       5101
Mupepe       4253
Himuro       4180
am nintenho       3657
TVC 15       3604

these people post the most. i can make a hypothesis that most of their posts contain little to no actual content. please observe cloudwalking with 13965 posts. by using simple math, we can decipher that cloudwalking makes an average of 72.734 posts per day, which would mean that she makes an average of 3.030 posts per hour in a 24 hour span. someone needs a life.

Top 10 Topics (by Replies)
   
GAF DISCUSSIONS GO IN HERE - PART DEUX (Keep it Civil, Fuckers!)       4269
Evilbore's 1st POST YOUR PIC thread       1594
Adventures of GOINIO: WoW       458
People's Court: Catalyst: Vote Now! Let your voice be heard.       303
NEW RECRUITS       300
The death of OA       300
ROLL CALL: Who's getting a Wii at launch?       296
Evilbore Secret Santa! - NAMES HAVE BEEN PMed OUT!       276
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess official thread!       257
Post Your Halloween Costumes       231

last but not least, the top 10 topics by replies. by examining this data, i can hypothesize that evilborians are obsessed with other people. please direct your attention to the top thread. it has almost 4 times the replies of the second most popular thread, and the subject matter is another forum and its denizens. if you go down the list you will see numerous other topics concerning people or other forums. the remainder is a mixture of gaming topics and threads about holidays. what to make of this, i am not sure. i will continue my research.

[FlameOfCallandor]

I'm a climbin' the thread starter ladder.

[Vizzys]

w0rd.

Im comin for you phoenix dark!

[brawndolicious]

That makes me look bad either way.

[BlueTsunami]

Awesome thread cloud. I love that it states I've been online for that long but I mostly lurk and shit and its amazing how PDs real post count is reaching your fake one

...

:-o

[xnikki118x]

I thought there were more than 8.2 men per single woman here, interesting.

[Phoenix Dark]

My posts should go down come July when I quit the internet for a couple months

[CajoleJuice]

My posts should go down come July when I quit the internet for a couple months

And why are you going to do that, PD? And more importantly, do you actually expect that to happen?

[Phoenix Dark]

My posts should go down come July when I quit the internet for a couple months

And why are you going to do that, PD? And more importantly, do you actually expect that to happen?

Harry Potter

[Madrun Badrun]

I have a post count of over 40 a day, and have spent about a 1/3rd of my time logged onto this site since signing up 

[CajoleJuice]

My posts should go down come July when I quit the internet for a couple months

And why are you going to do that, PD? And more importantly, do you actually expect that to happen?

Harry Potter

 

[Phoenix Dark]

A mother fucker isn't ruining the last Harry Potter book for me, no way. Last time some dumbass on IGN's messageboard ruined it for me. Although...the "twist" that's become apart of internet lore is really superficial because it's not nearly as simple as Snape killing Dumbledore. At least I don't believe it is...

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Snape is a good guy

[close]

And even with OOTP the major death was spoiled for me too. So I'm going to just not visit any message boards through July-Aug and request to be IP banned from here so I don't accidentily look.

[CajoleJuice]

It's going to take you that long to read the book?

You know you're just gonna eat it up and finish it in like a week, PD.

[Phoenix Dark]

I prefer to read at a gradual rate. Like 2-3 chapters a night I guess. I like feeling like I'm making the journey with the characters, over a period of time.

[cloudwalking]

it's a tradition for me with HP books to read the entire book without putting it down (other than to eat, bathe, or use the bathroom) from the moment it touches my hands until the moment i finish it. OOTP's 870 pages did a number on me, but i finished reading it in under 24 hours, i forget exactly how long it took. i'm an extremely fast reader.

[Madrun Badrun]

it's a tradition for me with HP books to read the entire book without putting it down (other than to eat, bathe, or use the bathroom) from the moment it touches my hands until the moment i finish it. OOTP's 870 pages did a number on me, but i finished reading it in under 24 hours, i forget exactly how long it took. i'm an extremely fast reader.

Don't you feel burnt out after doing that?  I mean I read lord of the flys in one sitting (about 5.5 hours) and my eyes where just fryed after doing that, lol.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't like reading entire books at one time. I prefer to read a couple chapters and go to bed wondering and worrying about what's going to happen next. And then anticipating the next night so I can read again

[xnikki118x]

it's a tradition for me with HP books to read the entire book without putting it down (other than to eat, bathe, or use the bathroom) from the moment it touches my hands until the moment i finish it. OOTP's 870 pages did a number on me, but i finished reading it in under 24 hours, i forget exactly how long it took. i'm an extremely fast reader.

Don't you feel burnt out after doing that?  I mean I read lord of the flys in one sitting (about 5.5 hours) and my eyes where just fryed after doing that, lol.

I HATED Lord of the Flies.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well you suck. It's an amazing book.

lol those were the days. Ah highschool class readings...giving presentations based on particular themes from the book...watching the movie...ahhh

[Beezy]

Well you suck. It's an amazing book.

lol those were the days. Ah highschool class readings...giving presentations based on particular themes from the book...watching the movie...ahhh

Agreed. Lord of the Flies was so fun to read in high school. And the movie...

[brawndolicious]

Harry Potter is an abomination to literature.

Happy to see you leave for two months.

Really, really happy.

[Phoenix Dark]

Well you suck. It's an amazing book.

lol those were the days. Ah highschool class readings...giving presentations based on particular themes from the book...watching the movie...ahhh

Agreed. Lord of the Flies was so fun to read in high school. And the movie...

PIGGY, NOO

Oh boy I have so many stories.

Ok our teacher (who was also my advisor) told the class to get into 4 person groups and make posters for the specific theme she gave us. We were then told to do the work in another classroom. So my group is doing our poster and it's looking nice when this girl from the class comes by. She had a speech impediment that made her slur her words while giving off a slight NY accent.

Girl: Wow I like the poster. Haha you have glitter in your hair lemme get it out
*she brushes it out a guy in the group's hair
Dude: *tries not to laugh*

So after she leaves one guy in the group was like "lol I wonder what she'd sound like with a dick in her mouth" and started humming like distinguished mentally-challenged fellow. I know I shouldn't have laughed, but for some reason I couldn't control myself and fell out my seat laughing while rolling around. Then I looked up and the dean was staring at me

[Beezy]

Owned.

[xnikki118x]

We didn't watch the movie in my highschool, just read the book.

I'm not a fan of allegory to begin with, which is why I still haven't read Animal Farm, but what bothered me most about that book was the unlikeliness of it all. I love fiction as much as the next person, but I just cannot see a group of kids no older than 12 being mature and civilized enough to form a society of sorts. I just can't.

It wasn't too boring to read or anything though, I'll give ya that much. I had to read Heart of Darkness for the same teacher the following year (AP English & lit, yuck) and it just dragged on and on and on and made me want to stab someone.

[Phoenix Dark]

We didn't watch the movie in my highschool, just read the book.

I'm not a fan of allegory to begin with, which is why I still haven't read Animal Farm, but what bothered me most about that book was the unlikeliness of it all. I love fiction as much as the next person, but I just cannot see a group of kids no older than 12 being mature and civilized enough to form a society of sorts. I just can't.

It wasn't too boring to read or anything though, I'll give ya that much. I had to read Heart of Darkness for the same teacher the following year (AP English & lit, yuck) and it just dragged on and on and on and made me want to stab someone.

They weren't mature or civilized; that was the point of the book Nikki wtf. The most civilized, smart boys from the most proper schools devolving into savages .

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Nice, I'm not the biggest loser here!

[cloudwalking]

this thread turned into book club

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Lord of the Flies is one of my favorite novels.

[Phoenix Dark]

Simon

[Madrun Badrun]

wtf, is with you guys getting to read this in high school.  every high school book I've been assigned is shitty stuff like they cage the animals at night or to kill a mocking bird.  Though that changed today, I got assigned a brave new world, so I'm happy now.

[demi]

We had to read Catcher in the Rye and Of Mice and Men.

And some really boring book about some guy who had to tell the story from his mind, since his face and limbs were blown off. Pretty cool envisioning it in your head though.

[whiteACID]

It's like, even if you win you lose

[whiteACID]

it's a tradition for me with HP books to read the entire book without putting it down (other than to eat, bathe, or use the bathroom) from the moment it touches my hands until the moment i finish it. OOTP's 870 pages did a number on me, but i finished reading it in under 24 hours, i forget exactly how long it took. i'm an extremely fast reader.

I bet you can't read faster than me 

[Phoenix Dark]

wtf, is with you guys getting to read this in high school.  every high school book I've been assigned is shitty stuff like they cage the animals at night or to kill a mocking bird.  Though that changed today, I got assigned a brave new world, so I'm happy now.

At least you didn't have to read this:
http://www.amazon.com/House-Mango-Street-Sandra-Cisneros/dp/0679734775

Literally the worse book of all time

[CajoleJuice]

I'm surprised you didn't cry when he said "To Kill a Mockingbird" sucks.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

My posts should go down come July when I quit the internet for a couple months

And why are you going to do that, PD? And more importantly, do you actually expect that to happen?

Harry Potter

You're gonna be reading a book for a couple months?


Are you a distinguished mentally-challenged fellow?


Edit:I just read the thread...nevermind but quite a slow pace

[Phoenix Dark]

Maybe not a couple months. The book comes out in late July, but I'm not visting this site at all in July and some of August.

[Cheebs]

wait wait wait did someone bash to kill a mockingbird in here?

[Tauntaun]

wait wait wait did someone bash to kill a mockingbird in here?

wtf, is with you guys getting to read this in high school.  every high school book I've been assigned is shitty stuff like they cage the animals at night or to kill a mocking bird.  Though that changed today, I got assigned a brave new world, so I'm happy now.

I'm sorry Mike, I liked you, I really did.  We're gonna have to put you down though to save Earth.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]