V-Day: Prologue

[Shuri]

So what are you guys doing on that day? Do you guys have special plans? I'm doing it my way on that day; My
friend  and I one night found a cafepress site selling happycat thongs (http://www.cafepress.com/happycat.33209387), and
ever since it has become something of a running joke between us about what kind of girl would wear these and how the hell a guy would react if he was about to get it on and WTF the girl had happycat staring at him on her thong and so on.

<movie voice guy> This Valentines day..

I'm totally having a BOX of them delivered to her workplace along with flowers. 

So what are your plans?

[cloudwalking]

i have to work. it's been a dream of mine forever and ever to have roses delivered to me at work. but that is not going to happen :'(

[beelzebozo]

i'm going to sit and think about why it is that i'm involved with one girl who is super sweet, cute, and thoughtful, yet i can't seem to give a shit about, while also missing my ex-girlfriend--whom i dated for five years and who feels like family--who i'm currently estranged from.

i'm having such a good time right now

[beelzebozo]

yeah.  hehe.  it's not a choice, i assure you.  i'd be much happier to just say, "i'll be spending it alone, playing mario 64 and eating cheetos," but in all likelihood i'll be bogged down in emotional overexertion.  c'est la vie, my friend.

[cloudwalking]

i have to work. it's been a dream of mine forever and ever to have roses delivered to me at work. but that is not going to happen :'(

i did that once. sent a girl roses on vday to her workplace. she wasn't even my girlfriend. lol

aww, that's sweet i have dated a few guys who were just terrible with coming up with anything sweet or romantic to do... haha. so i guess i am kinda starved for that.

valentine's day is usually a good day for me to kick back, play games, and eat lots of chocolate.

as your e-stalker, i probably should have sent you numerous gifts by now. oh my god i'm totally slacking at this maybe i should just give up.

[beelzebozo]

maybe i should switch to sad clown avatar, instead of smug evil clown?



i need to nurture a reputation as someone very deep and insightful

[cloudwalking]

i have to work. it's been a dream of mine forever and ever to have roses delivered to me at work. but that is not going to happen :'(

i did that once. sent a girl roses on vday to her workplace. she wasn't even my girlfriend. lol

aww, that's sweet i have dated a few guys who were just terrible with coming up with anything sweet or romantic to do... haha. so i guess i am kinda starved for that.

valentine's day is usually a good day for me to kick back, play games, and eat lots of chocolate.

as your e-stalker, i probably should have sent you numerous gifts by now. oh my god i'm totally slacking at this maybe i should just give up.

does that mean i'm not getting anything from you for valentine's day?  :'(

oh, of course i just think i have been doing a pretty poor job of being a stalker. i think i'm about 20 gifts consisting of personal trinkets and locks of my hair past due. i just think maybe i'm not cut out to be a hardcore e-stalker.

[cloudwalking]

i'll do my best.

[G The Resurrected]

why do i find the Cloud Jarosh story ark more freakier than my own story ark here on EB? Seriously thats just freaky.

I am trying to get money together so i can do something for Vday. I wanted to pay some bills for her as a token of my thoughtfulness. But I dont think that'd go over too well. Cant always do everything. I originally planned to send her flowers at work but since she's no longer work i cant do that. I was thinking it'd be too embarasing if i sent them to her college class.

We'll see what I do.

I might just get her a Ipod shuffle pink with some nice engraving.

[beelzebozo]

he said story ark



"close your eyes.  don't look at it, jarosh."

[cloudwalking]

Bz is just jealous that he doesn't have an e-stalker. not everyone is so lucky, you know.

it's fun for me to be on the other side of the playing board for once.

...so, jarosh, let's talk about you. do you like cupcakes? i'm going to make some for a party i am going to on sunday. when they asked if i was bringing a guest i almost said "yes, my husband jarosh" but then i remembered that we're not really married and it's all in my daydreams

[G The Resurrected]

Been stalked before when i first got on the net in the old AOL Chatroom days before everyone had a digital camera. So no thats not it. Its more like strange. I dont know, you really seem obsessed cloud thats all i'm saying.

As for Story arc i look at forums like a tree with arcs and things like that. So you two have your very own arc.

[cloudwalking]

I dont know, you really seem obsessed cloud thats all i'm saying.

hello, that's the like golden rule of stalking! number one. act obsessed.

we established this all the way back here

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=351.msg103622#msg103622

it was mutual

you're starting to get what it means to be a stalker. i'm proud of you.

unfortunately i can't continue this conversation. i'm going clothes shopping. i wish you could come with me and we could fuck talk in the changing room thing... cubicle... dressing blah (i don't even know what you call that thing in the us)

!!!

[Phoenix Dark]

Phoenix the pussy (or...romantic?) story:

A couple years ago on V-day I was at school and saw that a bunch of roses were on sale. It was like a whole packet so I bought two. Once I turned around I saw one of my female friends, so I walked over and gave her one packet. She was all blushing and happy and shit. The girl she was sitting next to (a chick who was in our classes) was like "awww, I wish someone would buy me roses..."

So I bought another packet of roses an hour later, tracked her down on campus, and gave it to her.

[FlameOfCallandor]

G, youre paying someones bills for valantines day?   



As I have said before, Valantines day is going to be great. I'm going to be so happy being single that everyone who has a date will be jealous.

[tiesto]

I don't really have any plans yet. Maybe ask a female coworker out for lunch or something, or just kick back and play whatever new VC games come out that week. To me, V-Day is just like a regular day...