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Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?

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Mupepe

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Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« on: February 08, 2007, 05:43:33 PM »
Okay, so I'm trying to get this girl to sleep with me.  Last night after some text messages, I got a "We'll see."   Keep in mind, she has a boyfriend and her and I have fooled around, but never had sex.  so I'm going to post the text messages and tell me if you think it's a good maybe or a bad maybe...

Her: I like you
Me: I like you more
Her: I doubt it.
Me: Prove it.
Her: How?
Me: I have a few ideas.  Hehe.  I sure do.  Oh yeah.  I mean... lolz
Her: Okay, like?
Me: Ok.  well you would have to be here.  So we have to wait.
Her: Well tell me what it is.
Me: You serious?  You haven't figured out what it is yet?  I was trying to be sly, but it's sex.  lolz
Her: (I panicked a little after I saw this, but I regained my footing)  Oh my god!  Are you serious?  I mean why?  You don't like me.  Why do you want to sleep with me?  And if we do it what is going to happen?
Me:  Holy crap sweetheart.  I was only half serious.  I do like you.  And what do you mean what would happen?
Her: Yeah.  What would happen after that?  And why half serious?
Me:  Nothing.  It would be the same.  What?  Do you think I wouldn't call you or something?  And I'm only half serious because I figured you would say no.
Her:  No.  It's just that will be weird.  Don't you think?
Me: Has anything else we have done been weird?
Her: No but it is different.  That would make me a slut.  And yeah, I would think that you wouldn't call me because it might be horrible.  Lol
Me: I don't think it would make you a slut.  And I don't see why it would be weird.  And I would call you no matter how bad it was!
Her: You're mean.  I guess I should say thank you though?  Lol.
Me: How am I mean?  I thought it was a polite gesture.
Her: Sure.  It's that you think I'm awful in bed.
Me: Well I wouldn't know that... yet.
Her: I want to know if I am.
Me: Me too.
Her: Lol.  You are cute.  We'll see.

Later today...

Her: The kiss between pam and jim was of the sweeter kises I have seen.  So awesome.
Me:  :( What about ours?
Her: Yeah it was good.  But we need to practice more.
Me: Well why don't we set up an appointment to practice for today?


so, she's coming over tonight.  You think I can get it or no?  Let's find out.

Himu

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2007, 05:45:50 PM »
Watch the office with her and laugh yer heart out with 'er
IYKYK

BlueTsunami

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2007, 05:46:56 PM »
Its strange how The Office has turned into some show that leads into sex romps. I know other people use it that way too. Who woulda thought? :lol
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Mupepe

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2007, 05:47:15 PM »
Watch the office with her and laugh yer heart out with 'er
She just finished Season 2 last night.

Bacon

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2007, 05:48:03 PM »
Maybe I should make you a mixtape.

Himu

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2007, 05:48:11 PM »
Hell yeah man she likes the office. She's a keeper.

Have her watch the brit version too!
IYKYK

Vizzys

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2007, 05:48:30 PM »
she has a boyfriend and her and I have fooled around, but never had sex.

:punch Sucks for him lolz
萌え~

Mupepe

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #7 on: February 08, 2007, 05:49:14 PM »
Maybe I should make you a mixtape.
You have good taste in music.  Please do.

Madrun Badrun

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2007, 05:49:34 PM »
haven't you posted this or something similar before?

I voted yes because I have high hopes, but from the sound of the conversation, id say no but you'll get something.

Mupepe

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2007, 05:50:18 PM »
At around 9pm CST, I'm going to lock the thread until I have my results.  Afterwards, I'll reopen with the results.

And no, I don't think I've posted anything like this before.

Junpei the Tracer!

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #10 on: February 08, 2007, 05:51:39 PM »
Hmmm good luck,make sure to give her the shocker and no ass to mouth!

Gotta let her ease in with you.
Boo

Mupepe

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #11 on: February 08, 2007, 05:52:29 PM »
Hmmm good luck,make sure to give her the shocker and no ass to mouth!

Gotta let her ease in with you.
But I love ass to mouth.

Mupepe

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #12 on: February 08, 2007, 06:06:09 PM »
She has a boyfriend? Don't be a dick.
:-[

Mupepe

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Re: Is Mupepe getting laid tonight?
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2007, 10:43:17 AM »
Nope.  He didn't.