Who wants to go steady with me?

[Mupepe]

I'm taking applications.  Please be honest and I will be faithful to whoever I commit to.

I would prefer the application be PM'ed to me, if you'd like you can post the application in this thread.  If you have any questions regarding the application, please ask in this thread.

Please include a recent pictures with the application.

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Ethnicity
Breast Size:
(If applicable) Girth and Length:
Favorite Music:
Favorite Movies:
Favorite Games:
Can you cook?
Do you clean?
Smoke?
Drink?
Have you ever been unfaithful?
How many sexual partners have you had?
Daytime Telephone Number:
Evening Telephone Number:
AIM handle:
Email Address:

[Phoenix Dark]

I wouldn't have a relationship with you Mupepe seriously. You seem like the type of guy who can't stay true to anyone. If you dated J Lo you'd still be hittin up the chicken heads

[cloudwalking]

PM them to you? that takes the fun out of it.

[Cheebs]

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Ethnicity:
Breast Size:
(If applicable) Girth and Length:
Favorite Music:
Favorite Movies:
Favorite Games:
Can you cook?
Do you clean?
Smoke?
Drink?
Have you ever been unfaithful?
How many sexual partners have you had?
Daytime Telephone Number:
Evening Telephone Number:
AIM handle:
Email Address:

I win.

[Mupepe]

I wouldn't have a relationship with you Mupepe seriously. You seem like the type of guy who can't stay true to anyone. If you dated J Lo you'd still be hittin up the chicken heads

Hey now!  I never cheated on any woman until after my divorce.  I just haven't been in a serious relationship since.  I can control myself whenever I'm in love though    I'm a very committed person.

Cloud: You can post the application here if you'd like, I prefer a PM though.  I'll edit the OP

[whiteACID]

Name: Marisa Stoley
Age: 23
Sex: yes please!
Ethnicity: Indian/Caucasian mix
Breast Size: 26DD
Favorite Music: Rock
Favorite Movies: Drama's
Favorite Games: WoW, Digital Devil Saga
Can you cook? mmm chipotle
Do you clean? not very often
Smoke? yes
Drink? yes
Have you ever been unfaithful? uh no, lol
How many sexual partners have you had? 85 I think, I can't remember
AIM handle: CwhiteACID
Email Address: cwhiteacid@yahoo.com

[cloudwalking]

i'll have to fill this out after work

[whiteACID]

NO NOW!

[Mupepe]

girls only?

Exceptions can always be made for you.  And right now Maris Stoley is winning by a mile!  (I need more replies) 

I'll be waiting Cloud.

[Bacon]

Name: Bacon
Age: 22
Sex: Only from behind
Ethnicity: White and right
Breast Size: A cup
(If applicable) Girth and Length: 
Favorite Music: Wuss rock
Favorite Movies: Almost Famous
Favorite Games: Super Metroid
Can you cook? I work my hands 'til they bleed cause I got mouths to feed
Do you clean? I do
Smoke? I do not
Drink? Oh yes
Have you ever been unfaithful? Oh no
How many sexual partners have you had? 0
AIM handle: BaconBit67
Email Address: jbacon@gmail.com

[Mupepe]

Holy shit.  Bacon.  Oh my god.  I like.

[Madrun Badrun]

I'd apply but there is no competing with whiteACID's DD's and 85 sex partners.   

[Mupepe]

Cloud, you're back!

[cloudwalking]

okay okay i'll fill it out now

[Nick]

Name: Nick (heehee!)
Age: 19
Sex: I am a male.  Penis.
Ethnicity: Cracka-Wigga
Breast Size: Like a 32C.
(If applicable) Girth and Length: Bottom.
Favorite Music: ABBA, New Order, X
Favorite Movies: Legally Blonde
Favorite Games: Tetris DS
Can you cook?: I'm gay, of course I can.
Do you clean?: Cleaner than U.
Smoke?: No, but it's hot and I love a man who smokes.
Drink?: 10/10
Have you ever been unfaithful?: No.
How many sexual partners have you had?: Three?  I think it's three. It might be seven.
Daytime Telephone Number: 644-0699
Evening Telephone Number: Same.
AIM handle: lick yr idols
Email Address: 

[cloudwalking]

Name: Lauren
Age: 19
Sex: Female
Ethnicity: White as they come
Breast Size: 36D
Favorite Music: I like all kinds
Favorite Movies: Don't have one
Favorite Games: Chrono Trigger, DQIII
Can you cook? Yes
Do you clean? Yep, but I have to have music playing
Smoke? God no
Drink? On occasion
Have you ever been unfaithful? No comment
How many sexual partners have you had? One
Daytime Telephone Number: 867-5309
Evening Telephone Number: same as above
AIM handle: marshymello
Email Address: lauren@cloudwalking.net

[cloudwalking]

hey, i paid a lot of money for that number, i need to flaunt it.

[Mupepe]

Oh shit Cloud.  I like to clean to loud music too!!

And I like your phone number

eight six seven five, three oh niiiiine.

We should talk more on myspace

[cloudwalking]

okay, i'm about to make a big dork confession here:

i always put on loud upbeat music and dance around while i am cleaning and pretend i am in a music video or something.

sometimes i do this in the shower, too.

edit for clarity: well, not clean in the shower, but dance.

edit 2 for clarity: well, i do clean myself. in the shower. while dancing.

[Mupepe]

okay, i'm about to make a big dork confession here:

i always put on loud upbeat music and dance around while i am cleaning and pretend i am in a music video or something.

sometimes i do this in the shower, too.

edit for clarity: well, not clean in the shower, but dance.

omg  omg omg omg omg

I do that too.  But I always put on live versions of songs so it feels more authentic   

[cloudwalking]

okay, but do you dance around in your pajamas? that's the defining question. there's nothing like rocking out and pretending your broom is a microphone while wearing nothing but comfy shorts and a t-shirt

[Mupepe]

okay, but do you dance around in your pajamas? that's the defining question. there's nothing like rocking out and pretending your broom is a microphone while wearing nothing but comfy shorts and a t-shirt

I don't wear pajamas so I just do it in my boxers. 

[Madrun Badrun]

Name: Lauren
Age: 19

wait wait wait, your only 19?  all this time I thought you were mid 20's and now that I know your hell of a lot closer to my age....ummm...how you doing?    

[cloudwalking]

don't worry jarosh, i'll always be your stalker. now why don't we talk a little about you. some personal details. your address. home phone number. names of all your relatives. easiest way to break into your house. which position you usually sleep in. i hope i don't have to flip you over to rape you. i mean, oh god, i've said too much

[Madrun Badrun]

hey yo! everybody chill and back da fuck up now

your old news Mr Italy.  I'm (hopefully) new hotness!

[cloudwalking]

everyone always thinks i am in my mid 20s  what's with that?

guess i just have an air of maturity.

[Madrun Badrun]

everyone always thinks i am in my mid 20s  what's with that?

guess i just have an air of maturity.

that gif of you drinking wine - which i think is the only pic I've seen of you - is what made me think that.  plus your posts aren't really that of a 19 year old. 

[cloudwalking]

if you look close, you can see that gif is sped up. i can't really drink wine that fast. i'm a fraud

[BlackMage]

Name: Jonathan
Age: 25
Sex: Male
Ethnicity: White Boy
Breast Size: Training Bra?
(If applicable) Girth and Length: 34 waist 34 length. is that what you are asking?!!
Favorite Music: Grunge!
Favorite Movies: Karate Kid
Favorite Games: Suikoden
Can you cook? Fuck no
Do you clean? Fuck no
Smoke? Not cigarettes...
Drink? HELL YEA
Have you ever been unfaithful? no comment
How many sexual partners have you had? no comment
Daytime Telephone Number: Fuck you
Evening Telephone Number: oh its 555-65.. psyche!! in yo face!
AIM handle: jonjonrw
Email Address: jonny81@$$$$$.$$$

[Mupepe]

Yeah.  I think I'm throwing yours out BlackMage.  We don't mesh... at all.

Cloud, so far, you're in the lead.  Is that okay?

[BlackMage]

Yeah.  I think I'm throwing yours out BlackMage.  We don't mesh... at all.

Cloud, so far, you're in the lead.  Is that okay?

what? you don't like karate kid?

[Mupepe]

Yeah.  I think I'm throwing yours out BlackMage.  We don't mesh... at all.

Cloud, so far, you're in the lead.  Is that okay?

what? you don't like karate kid?

You don't cook or clean

[Tauntaun]

Name: Erik
Age: 24
Sex: M
Ethnicity: WASP
Breast Size: tic tac tits
(If applicable) Girth and Length: 
Favorite Music: Metal and Classical
Favorite Movies: Kikujiro, Lost in Translation, Kung Pow, Alien & Aliens
Favorite Games: CSS, DODS, COD2, Warhammer 40k (PC), Mars Matrix, Ikaruga, KOTOR, Starcraft & WCIII
Can you cook? Yes, if I have a cook book
Do you clean? Yes, but I have a wife   
Smoke? No, I find it gross (with those yellow teeth, the wheezing and bad breath  )
Drink? Yes but not too much, I got the diabetes and alcohol has mad sugar
Have you ever been unfaithful? no
How many sexual partners have you had? 1
Daytime Telephone Number: 201-696-2091 (cell, let's see who calls, I'm gonna watch anime now so leave me a message )
Evening Telephone Number: same
AIM handle: SlinkyT82
Email Address: SlinkyT82@aol.com

[Mupepe]

and now tauntaun has my telephone number 

[Tauntaun]

and now tauntaun has my telephone number 

w00t!!  now I can call you and whisper sweet nothings into your ear! 

[Mupepe]

and now tauntaun has my telephone number 

w00t!!  now I can call you and whisper sweet nothings into your ear! 

I hope you do.

[Madrun Badrun]

can I have your # too, pm please?

[Tauntaun]

can I have your # too, pm please?

It's in my post above. 

[Madrun Badrun]

can I have your # too, pm please?

It's in my post above. 

I know and I plan to call tomorow..maybe.  I want mupepes too!

[Prost]

I'm taking applications.  Please be honest and I will be faithful to whoever I commit to.

I would prefer the application be PM'ed to me, if you'd like you can post the application in this thread.  If you have any questions regarding the application, please ask in this thread.

Please include a recent pictures with the application.

Name:
Age:
Sex:
Ethnicity
Breast Size:
(If applicable) Girth and Length:
Favorite Music:
Favorite Movies:
Favorite Games:
Can you cook?
Do you clean?
Smoke?
Drink?
Have you ever been unfaithful?
How many sexual partners have you had?
Daytime Telephone Number:
Evening Telephone Number:
AIM handle:
Email Address:

Before I answer the application, do you accept doubles?

[xnikki118x]

Name: Nikki Berlew
Age: 21
Sex: female
Ethnicity white
Breast Size: 34C
(If applicable) Girth and Length:
Favorite Music: lots
Favorite Movies: the lion king, star wars (4, 5, 6)
Favorite Games: mario 3
Can you cook? sometimes
Do you clean? yes
Smoke? NO
Drink? yes
Have you ever been unfaithful? never
How many sexual partners have you had? 1
AIM handle: I'm on your buddylist, silly!

[Catz]

OMG a Mupepe competition. I hope I win!

Name: Denise
Age: 25
Sex: How very forward of you 
Ethnicity: White/Spanish
Breast Size: oooohohoho you naughty, naughty boy
(If applicable) Girth and Length: Oh my.
Favorite Music: Anything with a catchy beat or emotion behind it. Techno and Video game music is good.
Favorite Movies: action flicks, sci fi, fantasy - gladiator, braveheart, T2, LotR, closer
Favorite Games: mostly Rpgs and strat - phantasy star IV, final fantasy x,wow, fire emblem, shining force
Can you cook? Not really (do i get points deducted for this one?)
Do you clean? yes!
Smoke? never
Drink? Rarely
Have you ever been unfaithful? Never



                       

                     

[bagofeyes]

hot

[Prost]

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You don't know if she's pissed or if she just wants to JUMP ON YOU!
Then again I wasn't looking at her face the whole time :whoa

[Madrun Badrun]

OMG a Mupepe competition. I hope I win!


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if you were an animal I'd say you'd be a cat.  so your name is very suiting....omg great idea for a thread.

[bagofeyes]

I love cats 

[Mupepe]

omg omg omg omg   Nikki and Denise! 

[whiteACID]

 :'(

[Mupepe]

:'(

Aw.  You know I love you.  I'm just excited with so many choices!  You'll be VERY difficult to beat.  rawr.

[Mupepe]

I'll be announcing how I selected tonight...