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Mupepe

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If a girl punched you in the face...
« on: February 09, 2007, 08:15:12 PM »
What would you do?

The whore has the intent to knock your ass out and God knows what else.  She's trying to step to you like a man.  What do you do?

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My momma always said, a woman wants to fight you like a man, beat her ass like a man. :rofl
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whiteACID

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #1 on: February 09, 2007, 08:18:09 PM »
Punch that bitch back, that'll prove your heterosexuality factor
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Mupepe

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #2 on: February 09, 2007, 08:18:51 PM »
Punch that bitch back, that'll prove your heterosexuality factor
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Christopher

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #3 on: February 09, 2007, 08:19:47 PM »
fuck yeah if a girl really punched me in the face, I'd fucking uppercut her jaw.

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #4 on: February 09, 2007, 08:20:26 PM »
I'd defend my self but nothing more than what is necessary to get her to stop. 

now I have a question for you Mentor, today I was sitting in a chair and eating cheesys, and the zipper on my jeans happened to be down.  so I accidentally dropped one and it rolled though the fly and into my pants, not this got me thinking.  If this happened in a public place, would you reach in to get it, leave it in and zip up, or don't even zip up just so you don't draw attention that your fly is down and you now have food in your pants?

max_cool

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #5 on: February 09, 2007, 08:20:42 PM »
well I have actually had this unpleasant experience after I called a girl a "cum-guzzling slut-box". My reaction was to grab her arms then move around to the back of her so I wouldn't get my balls kicked while still holding her arms (it's like I was huggin her only from the back) until one of her guy friends came over and was able to handle her from there.

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then her guy friend wanted to fight but my friends got inbetween and got me out of there

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she really was a cum-guzzling slut-box though
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Mupepe

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2007, 08:23:21 PM »
I'd defend my self but nothing more than what is necessary to get her to stop. 

now I have a question for you Mentor, today I was sitting in a chair and eating cheesys, and the zipper on my jeans happened to be down.  so I accidentally dropped one and it rolled though the fly and into my pants, not this got me thinking.  If this happened in a public place, would you reach in to get it, leave it in and zip up, or don't even zip up just so you don't draw attention that your fly is down and you now have food in your pants?
Depends on where you're at and who you're with.

With a girl you're trying to impress?  Zip that shit up slowly or when she looks away and leave it in there.  Hope she doesn't notice as it falls out when you start walking.

With business associates?  Same thing.

With some friends?  Get it out, eat it.  And then zip it back up with pride.

Mupepe

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2007, 08:23:50 PM »
well I have actually had this unpleasant experience after I called a girl a "cum-guzzling slut-box". My reaction was to grab her arms then move around to the back of her so I wouldn't get my balls kicked while still holding her arms (it's like I was huggin her only from the back) until one of her guy friends came over and was able to handle her from there.

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then her guy friend wanted to fight but my friends got inbetween and got me out of there

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she really was a cum-guzzling slut-box though
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What did she do to be called a cum guzzling slut-box?

BlackMage

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2007, 08:24:50 PM »
I would love it. mm yeah gimme a black eye. swell me up baby
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Mupepe

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2007, 08:25:42 PM »
slut

crazy bitch

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BlackMage

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2007, 08:26:36 PM »
DON'T YOU JUDGE ME
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max_cool

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2007, 08:31:20 PM »
well I have actually had this unpleasant experience after I called a girl a "cum-guzzling slut-box". My reaction was to grab her arms then move around to the back of her so I wouldn't get my balls kicked while still holding her arms (it's like I was huggin her only from the back) until one of her guy friends came over and was able to handle her from there.

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then her guy friend wanted to fight but my friends got inbetween and got me out of there

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she really was a cum-guzzling slut-box though
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:rofl :rofl

What did she do to be called a cum guzzling slut-box?

well, we were at a house party and we were hanging out (I must say I was much younger and very drunk) and she disappeared for a while, when she came back we were dancing and she told me that she just gave a guy a blowjob in the parking lot (think apartment complex) and that she swallowed for the first time and that she didn't even know who the guy was. So, since I was interested in her before I discovered this information and since I was very drunk at the time I said the first thing that came to mind and I said: "Wow, you're a cum-guzzling slut-box aren't cha" and you know the rest.

I wanted to hurt her basically.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2007, 08:31:28 PM »
With great power comes great responsibility. And since men are physically superior to women (sue me) there's no need for us to hurt them. If a woman attacked me violently I would overpower her, without hitting her. If she kicked me in the balls or something I would forcefully overpower her to the ground and hold her there.

I don't hit women :-\
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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2007, 09:23:45 PM »
Act like a bitch you get smacked like a bitch.
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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2007, 09:25:11 PM »
I would laugh it off, and grab me some ass and titties.

Tauntaun

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #15 on: February 09, 2007, 09:57:00 PM »
Well if she swung at me I'd grab her wrist and pull her down as I spin around simultaneously and then fart in her face and walk away.  :D
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Mupepe

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #16 on: February 09, 2007, 09:57:59 PM »
oh oh, i have my answer.

I'd restrain her and hold her down and piss her off.  Then I'd get my face closer and closer to hers.  Then soon, we'd be fucking just like that scene in History of Violence.

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #17 on: February 09, 2007, 10:03:43 PM »
i'd use her boobs to push her away.
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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #18 on: February 09, 2007, 10:32:37 PM »
it would be rape time

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #19 on: February 09, 2007, 10:53:24 PM »
Probably stare deep into her eyes while I aimed makaveli's penis at her.

Prost

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #20 on: February 09, 2007, 10:56:03 PM »
I would completely stop her.  I would hold her arms and body down, then with my other arm (I mean if this was serious) I'd call the police.  But if it was someone I knew and they just tripped, I'd hold her till she calmed down, then let her go.

I would never hit her... I can do FAR more damage to her with one hit than she can with ten...  I shouldn't use that power... restraint of that power shows more power than simply using it.

Now obviously if this is life threatening I honestly don't necessarily know what I'd do... it would depend on the circumstances.
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Catz

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #21 on: February 09, 2007, 11:03:37 PM »
Hmm. I dunno. I'm kinda a wimp :'( I played some soccer back in middle and high school with a few brutish girls, but I never got into a fight with them. Besides some rough pushing and slide tackles, we never actually fought.

Maybe I'd take on a midget girl :D Field kick that ass! GOOOOAL! But if the girl is a big'un and out weighs me by a few classes, I'd run far far away in fear of being smothered. Or I would just go hide behind Prost.
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Mupepe

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #22 on: February 09, 2007, 11:07:31 PM »
God, Catz, you are sooooooooooooooo cute.

And Prost is soooooooooo manly.  Rawr.

VALIS

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #23 on: February 09, 2007, 11:28:04 PM »
I once threw a girlfriend out the door because she was trying to claw my eyes out. Had no choice, really.

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Prost

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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #24 on: February 09, 2007, 11:55:19 PM »
God, Catz, you are sooooooooooooooo cute.

And Prost is soooooooooo manly.  Rawr.
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!  :starwars :whip :spiderman :mrt
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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #25 on: February 10, 2007, 12:10:58 AM »
Punch her back.
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Re: If a girl punched you in the face...
« Reply #26 on: February 10, 2007, 12:14:30 AM »
 :rapetime