We need girls like this posting here...

[The Black Stallion]

I'd pout on this girl's snootch in a heartbeat... she's from Australia. She posts on this on this forum I frequent. She's pretty hot. There are plenty of hot chicks that actively post online. They should post here. They'd really improve on the board's broad-game. Our current stable is SEVERELY lacking.

[Christopher]

looks interesting, very pretty to say the least. 

[BlueTsunami]

I would pout on this girls snootch too, but only after I sneeze on your balloon knot

[brawndolicious]

wait, are you saying the current girls aren't attractive?

[whiteACID]

ya...is that what you're saying

[Phoenix Dark]

wait, are you saying the current girls aren't attractive?

I know three lovely ladies who disagree!


Mr Spinnington's woman should post here. That would balance everything out

[Bacon]

That's a cheeseburger, bra.

[brawndolicious]

well?

[Cyanista]

So we should put on fake eyelashes and thick mousse foundation to post?  I'm not sure I follow.

[jobber]

she got a unibrow

[brawndolicious]

I think she might be a guy.  really long eyelashes.

[Van Cruncheon]

TBS may dig the chubby chicks, but seems to like his dudes skinny.

[MrAngryFace]

I dunno, I think we got all the good 'girl' posters from OA/GAF as it is.

[The Black Stallion]

So we should put on fake eyelashes and thick mousse foundation to post? I'm not sure I follow.

No, I don't know what you look like, but judging from your posts I can assume you're no where near as hot as this chick. When I read your posts, especially ones like this, I just imagine Candy with a shorter haircut. This girl obviously doesn't have any problem with her looks, slamming them only makes you seem like you're jealous. Envy is not an admirable trait. She's posted plenty of candid shots, and she looks good. My only complaint would be that she's a little on the skinny side. She's a model type broad for sure.

And no, she's not a cheeseburger or any of that shit. I don't play those sort of games online... maybe back when I was 13 and just got the internet, but that shit is played out.

Some more examples:



This chick used to post, but she quit after she sent some other member a pic of her topless. Pretty hot, and I'm not even into Asian chicks. I think she's from San Diego.



This chick is pretty hot too. And she's into anime and videogames. So I guess that's cool.




This chick reminds me of Cynastia, she's fiesty. The girl really got at me in our little spat about a week ago. We were arguing back and forth. But she's hot as hell, IMO. Great rack, and I love the haircut. She looks like a thicker version of a classmate that propositioned herself to me in real life. But I think she has a husband and a kid. That sucks. She's one of my favs.



She's another poster that I really like. Funny thing is when I first started posting there she got at me HARD. Like really insulted me.  I clapped back for sure, but now we're pretty cool with each other. She's a big fan of my work too, so that's a plus. Sucks that she's in the UK.

I'd invite these chicks here, but I'm not to sure how keen they'd be discussing Billy Joel CDs and Hugo Weaving movies. Plus getting simped to death by PD doesn't sound to pleasurable either.

All that aside, this board needs to step it's game up in a MAJOR way.

[jobber]

why don't you go out and promote this place a bit more Black?

[The Fake Shemp]

I concur.  We got redWOOD, Cyanista, Crystal, her sister, cloudwalking and THAT BOUT WRAPS IT UP.

[MrAngryFace]

I think that girls sole comfort is that she is in the UK.

[Cyanista]

When did I slam her looks?  I was just trying to get a little insight.  Odd how a female can't even randomly comment on a completely irrefutable feature of another girl's pic (IE: "she's wearing fake eyelashes") without being called jealous.

What would I be jealous of?  The fact that an internet chubby chaser's dick got hard?  Newsflash, I don't like making internet weirdo dick hard.  That's one of the many reasons I don't post pics of myself.

That, and I'm a fat old woman (man?) who looks like candy with short hair (what??).

Calm down, sir.  Your ladyboy e-crush looks quite pretty in that picture. 

[Flannel Boy]

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[The Black Stallion]

why don't you go out and promote this place a bit more Black?

I already get ragged on for promoting my site on that board. I really have to disguise my advertisements as actual threads, or hide links in pictures and shit. It's rediculus, I can't just link an article anymore as it's own thread, I have to find some way to incorporate it into discussions or I'd get banned. Some other members have a link to my page in their sig, and others have joined my fan club... but that's about as much advertising I'm willing to do at that place.

Plus, how the hell do I promote a board that you can't see until you're *maybe* approved as a member? That's insane.

[MrAngryFace]

Honestly aside from the last three girls you posted, the rest look like theyre compensating. Ill take natural beauty over bullshit cosmetic beauty any day of the week.

[Van Cruncheon]

From how much you squeal and bawl everytime folks around here punk you, TBS, you don't have enough game for THIS board.

 

[whiteACID]

I'll forever be known as redWOOD won't I?

[MrAngryFace]

Probably haha.

[Van Cruncheon]

I don't think the "redWOOD" persona is a negative -- the shit you gave the folks on OA cracked me up. It could be worse -- you could be known as "that GameLife chick."

[MrAngryFace]

Or The Black Stallion lolz am I rite

[The Black Stallion]

From how much you squeal and bawl everytime folks around here punk you, TBS, you don't have enough game for THIS board.

 

Yeah, enough game for all 9 of it's active posters 

[Phoenix Dark]

She's not that hot. Looks skinny.

I know so many MySpace whores in real life. They put a bunch of hot pics of themselves on the site, but it real life they're meh, but worse they're extremely conceited. Oh look at me, I'm taking a picture of myself in the bathroom mirror! -_-

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, enough game for all 9 of it's active posters 

It's not that bad... yet.

[MrAngryFace]

It's not 9 yet, but im pretty sure I could abuse mod powers to make TBS's fictional claims reality, and I know just who to start with. His name rhymes with The Black Stallion.

lolzzzzz

In before 

[brawndolicious]

What the fuck is wrong with The Black Stallion?

[smiles-and-cries]

 

[Phoenix Dark]

Explanation of 70% of the "hot" chicks on MySpace:

[Van Cruncheon]

What the fuck is wrong with The Black Stallion?

It takes a special sort of lovelorn internet nerd to pimp his virtual e-girlfriends -- in this case, women that will actually talk to him without asking him to hold their towel or clean a sports drink spill by the bicycle rack, albeit entirely on low-rent messageboards -- and to ask us to care that he can hold a basic conversation with one of them. Perhaps it's a point of pride for Our Little Pony that a GURL ON TEH INTARWEB talks to him; who knows? But it's still sad, and people everywhere who have touched real girls (in person and Live!) are obviously very, very confused.

He apparently wants more girls here, seeing as a rough 40% female presence (4 out of a purported 10 active posters) isn't apparently enough for him to get his internet nerdmack on.

[TVC15]

Woah, TBS is gay?

[brawndolicious]

It takes a special sort of lovelorn internet nerd to pimp his virtual e-girlfriends -- in this case, women that will actually talk to him with asking him to hold their towel or clean a sports drink spill by the bicycle rack, albeit entirely on low-rent messageboards -- and to ask us to care that he can hold a basic conversation with one of them. Perhaps it's a point of pride for Our Little Pony that a GURL ON TEH INTARWEB talks to him; who knows? But it's still sad, and people everywhere who have touched real girls (in person and Live!) are obviously very, very confused.

yeah exactly, he's bragging about being another girl's bitch (really, if you're bragging about it on another messageboard...) and then making an issue out of how unwilling he is to be the bitch of girl's here.

[The Black Stallion]

What the fuck is wrong with The Black Stallion?

It takes a special sort of lovelorn internet nerd to pimp his virtual e-girlfriends -- in this case, women that will actually talk to him without asking him to hold their towel or clean a sports drink spill by the bicycle rack, albeit entirely on low-rent messageboards -- and to ask us to care that he can hold a basic conversation with one of them. Perhaps it's a point of pride for Our Little Pony that a GURL ON TEH INTARWEB talks to him; who knows? But it's still sad, and people everywhere who have touched real girls (in person and Live!) are obviously very, very confused.

He apparently wants more girls here, seeing as a rough 40% female presence (4 out of a purported 10 active posters) isn't apparently enough for him to get his internet nerdmack on.

What the hell are you talking about? I'm just saying, more/hotter chicks on this board would be nice.  I'm not anyones bitch, that's the truth. You're looking too deep into this, bruh. Maybe you have some self esteem issues to work out.

Woah, TBS is gay?

$30 to look

$50 to touch

That's about as gay as I get, bruh. Gay sex is not cool.

[brawndolicious]

What the fuck is wrong with The Black Stallion?

It takes a special sort of lovelorn internet nerd to pimp his virtual e-girlfriends -- in this case, women that will actually talk to him without asking him to hold their towel or clean a sports drink spill by the bicycle rack, albeit entirely on low-rent messageboards -- and to ask us to care that he can hold a basic conversation with one of them. Perhaps it's a point of pride for Our Little Pony that a GURL ON TEH INTARWEB talks to him; who knows? But it's still sad, and people everywhere who have touched real girls (in person and Live!) are obviously very, very confused.

He apparently wants more girls here, seeing as a rough 40% female presence (4 out of a purported 10 active posters) isn't apparently enough for him to get his internet nerdmack on.

What the hell are you talking about? I'm just saying, more/hotter chicks on this board would be nice.  I'm not anyones bitch, that's the truth. You're looking too deep into this, bruh. Maybe you have some self esteem issues to work out.

on an internet forum?

[The Black Stallion]

What the fuck is wrong with The Black Stallion?

It takes a special sort of lovelorn internet nerd to pimp his virtual e-girlfriends -- in this case, women that will actually talk to him without asking him to hold their towel or clean a sports drink spill by the bicycle rack, albeit entirely on low-rent messageboards -- and to ask us to care that he can hold a basic conversation with one of them. Perhaps it's a point of pride for Our Little Pony that a GURL ON TEH INTARWEB talks to him; who knows? But it's still sad, and people everywhere who have touched real girls (in person and Live!) are obviously very, very confused.

He apparently wants more girls here, seeing as a rough 40% female presence (4 out of a purported 10 active posters) isn't apparently enough for him to get his internet nerdmack on.

What the hell are you talking about? I'm just saying, more/hotter chicks on this board would be nice.  I'm not anyones bitch, that's the truth. You're looking too deep into this, bruh. Maybe you have some self esteem issues to work out.

on an internet forum?

I really don't see what the big deal is. I just posted examples of hot chicks that actively post at other forums I frequent. They don't get simped to the ground by the nerds, and they're not hounded for simply being being women on the internet. My question is that why can't that be the case on a forum like this/OA/GA? I think it has a lot to do with the current crop of active posters here. And that's not a good thing.

[brawndolicious]

I really don't see what the big deal is. I just posted examples of hot chicks that actively post at other forums I frequent. They don't get simped to the ground by the nerds, and they're not hounded for simply being being women on the internet. My question is that why can't that be the case on a forum like this/OA/GA? I think it has a lot to do with the current crop of active posters here. And that's not a good thing.

No, you just said that that was a hot girl who apparantly might be nice to have on a board.  Are they like playboy models where they just smile and wave?

[The Black Stallion]

Can you rephrase that a little more clearly? It's hard for me to understand what you're saying. I'll just post my response here.

[brawndolicious]

Can you rephrase that a little more clearly? It's hard for me to understand what you're saying. I'll just post my response here.

How are we supposed to see any value in girls that post "feminine" pictures?

[BlueTsunami]

Shes pretty cute

[demi]

[etiolate]

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Shes pretty cute

Yes, and looks a lot like the girls here, so I'm not sure what TBS' joke here is.

[BlueTsunami]

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Shes pretty cute

Yes, and looks a lot like the girls here, so I'm not sure what TBS' joke here is.

TBS is just workin them obscure jokes...I think...probably not

[The Black Stallion]

Can you rephrase that a little more clearly? It's hard for me to understand what you're saying. I'll just post my response here.

How are we supposed to see any value in girls that post "feminine" pictures?

They're just regular posters that happen to look really good. The value? Why do you have to ask? What's wrong with hot chicks? The current crop of posters here are a little lacking to say the least.

[brawndolicious]

They're just regular posters that happen to look really good. The value? Why do you have to ask? What's wrong with hot chicks? The current crop of posters here are a little lacking to say the least.

fucking asshole.

[T-Short]

This thread sucks.

[Phoenix Dark]

TBS, have you even seen the "crop" of female posters here? I have yet to see one that is "ugly"; all of them are pretty cool and bring something interesting to the forum.

And I can vouch for whiteAcid and CrystalGemenai's hotness.

[BlueTsunami]

TBS needs to bring this girl over to this forum....



Think of it as a contribution to the cause 

[Phoenix Dark]

She looks like she'd be open to new things in bed

[Homemade Milk]

Crystals sister is ugly :|

[Phoenix Dark]

She has big tatties though

[The Black Stallion]

She has big tatties though

There is only one instance where big titties can make up for a lackluster face:

[Phoenix Dark]

What the hell is that? You've shown me that two times and I don't know what it's from

[The Black Stallion]

What the hell is that? You've shown me that two times and I don't know what it's from

Screen caps from the best episode of Nip/Tuck ever produced.