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AdmiralViscen

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DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« on: February 10, 2007, 12:46:44 AM »
Sesame Street episodes have better progression than this.

They added some gay ass story segment to the beginning of the game, where the characters are sending fucking notes to each other, and each note is blatant exposition of the same fucking shit you just saw in the previous scene.

What is this shit.


Did anyone care in the original game why Diddy Kong went to hang out with fucking Tip Tup and Tiger Guy?

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ok now everyone bicker about whether or not this game is any good to begin with
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btw the game has fucking LOAD SCREENS. Brief, but still.

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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2007, 01:01:19 AM »
It was going to buy either this or Pirates! and Metal Gear Solid: Portable Ops for the PSP.  It was a close call, but I think I made the right one.
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2007, 01:03:34 AM »
I liked DKR on N64. That, custom tracks, online battle mode, and multiplayer with my gf clinched it. And I got a $10 BestBuy gift card for buying 2 DS games (got her a copy, too). That goes for all DS and GBA games, dudes.

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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2007, 01:04:26 AM »
wait loading time?  the fuck?

AdmiralViscen

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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2007, 01:06:27 AM »
Like I said, it's really brief. The screen will go black before and after cutscenes, and you'll see a little speedometer that goes up to 50 or 60 at the bottom of the screen. It finishes loading when it hits 15mph or so, takes 2 seconds. It's just bizarre.

Going online now.

AdmiralViscen

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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2007, 01:10:29 AM »
Wow, found a game in 30 seconds or so. everyone picked a different character.

Now we vote on tracks and vehciles. Ancient Lake and Cars.

Very quick and slick, here goes.


Fuck, backing up sucks. Ran into water and hit a wall, wound up in 4th. Got lapped by a guy driving as Wizpig. No lag, someone was able to hit him precisely with a rocket from a good distance.

No drops, no lag.

You can continue a session with the same group of people. I got fuckin lapped without making an error, either Tip Tup sucks online or I suck at this game. It shows you their friend codes over their heads at the start and during the race.


There are paintings of Diddy all over, no idea why. I think the m usic is different.
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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2007, 02:22:56 AM »
Is it awesome or not
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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2007, 04:19:53 AM »
Get Lunar Knights instead. Its basically Boktai 3 lol.

Also I saw Daxter PSP used for 30 at gamecrazy! GET IT DAMNIT
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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2007, 04:48:40 AM »
i loved the n64 version of this... i might just cave and pick it up :-\

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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2007, 04:50:59 AM »
buying stuff rules
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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2007, 12:10:36 PM »
Get Lunar Knights instead. Its basically Boktai 3 lol.

Also I saw Daxter PSP used for 30 at gamecrazy! GET IT DAMNIT

There's not a used copy here!
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« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2007, 12:35:33 PM »
It can't be worse than Klonoa or Rhapsody.
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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2007, 01:54:22 PM »
what's all this crap about sending notes about?  :lol And you can play as Wizpig? That guy was huge!
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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2007, 04:06:54 PM »
Is it awesome or not

If DKR is awesome to you, then so is this.

One thing that was immediately obvious is that it's actually fun to race online. No bullshit blue and red shells up your ass constantly, no snaking. It feels like you're actually competing instead of playing Mario Party on wheels.

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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2007, 06:19:38 PM »
I want this

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Re: DKR DS has the shittiest fucking story I've ever seen.
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2007, 07:48:40 PM »
I think Im sold on this game. DKR was one of the best N64 games and the best cart racer ever
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« Reply #16 on: February 11, 2007, 05:22:02 AM »
I think Im sold on this game. DKR was one of the best N64 games and the best cart racer ever

Hell yeah

AdmiralViscen

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« Reply #17 on: February 11, 2007, 08:54:58 PM »
Post friend codes if you get it.