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Madrun Badrun

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I'm having a big penis day.
« on: February 10, 2007, 04:39:40 PM »
Really I feel like it is substantially larger than yesterday.  Like 2 inches longer unerect that it was before.  I love these days because I feel so manly!  Who else loves those days?  Ever have a small dick day while having a big ball day? Do girls have big boob days?   
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Mupepe

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2007, 04:49:58 PM »
I feel like that some days.
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BlackMage

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2007, 04:51:07 PM »
Maybe it's just getting warmer? I don't know.
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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2007, 04:53:45 PM »
 :-\
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2007, 04:56:16 PM »
Quote from: Bacon on February 10, 2007, 04:53:45 PM
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what, you don't have big penis days?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2007, 06:03:14 PM »
Actually it's a tumor
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bagofeyes

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2007, 06:05:44 PM »
Hmm, thats funny cause I'm having an extra large butthole day. Coincidence?  :-*
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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2007, 06:05:51 PM »
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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2007, 06:23:04 PM »
Heh, in addition to big penis days, I also have small penis days, loose sack days, and wrinkled tight sack days.  It's strange, for sure.  Never really thought about it before, thanks for that.
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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2007, 06:42:08 PM »
i think these days are caused by the way you sleep.  depends on positions and blood flow.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2007, 07:05:39 PM »
Quote from: bagofeyes on February 10, 2007, 06:05:44 PM
Hmm, thats funny cause I'm having an extra large butthole day. Coincidence?  :-*

 :lol

rawr! 

Quote from: Mupepe on February 10, 2007, 06:42:08 PM
i think these days are caused by the way you sleep.  depends on positions and blood flow.

really?  wow I should figure out my sleeping patterns and then sell the plans on the internet as a natural penis enlargement plan.  I'd make millions!
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Mupepe

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2007, 07:56:55 PM »
It might have to do with the differences in blood flow from sleeping on your stomach, side or back.  Try different sleeping positions and find out.  It probably has to do with the air temperature while you sleep too.
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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2007, 09:00:10 PM »
Welcome to my world son
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CajoleJuice

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2007, 09:00:42 PM »
I want one of these  :-\
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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2007, 09:03:44 PM »
I like creating low expectations.  :shh
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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2007, 09:30:02 PM »
Anyone ever just wake up with fucking MASSIVE hard on's...I drink a lot of water so some days I'm just pitching tent - :lol it's so hard to pee when you have those and your half awake for your morining piss :(
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bagofeyes

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2007, 09:44:54 PM »
Quote from: Christopher on February 10, 2007, 09:30:02 PM
Anyone ever just wake up with fucking MASSIVE hard on's...I drink a lot of water so some days I'm just pitching tent - :lol it's so hard to pee when you have those and your half awake for your morining piss :(

I hate that!
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DJ_Tet

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2007, 11:51:50 PM »
Quote from: Christopher on February 10, 2007, 09:30:02 PM
Anyone ever just wake up with fucking MASSIVE hard on's...I drink a lot of water so some days I'm just pitching tent - :lol it's so hard to pee when you have those and your half awake for your morining piss :(

Yes, and if you have a willing female upon which to use the hard on, it's the best thing on the planet.  Morning sex rocks...especially when you can go right back to sleep  :-*
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: I'm having a big penis day.
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2007, 11:53:39 PM »
Quote from: Christopher on February 10, 2007, 09:30:02 PM
Anyone ever just wake up with fucking MASSIVE hard on's...I drink a lot of water so some days I'm just pitching tent - :lol it's so hard to pee when you have those and your half awake for your morining piss :(

thats the worse.  Or where you go back to sleep, then when you wake up it feels like your dicks going to explode.
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