Okay, round robin story time. Each member will write a paragraph or two and then another member will continue the story. Let's get started! Here's my contribution to the Mupepe Fanfiction Thread:
Ed slowly and groggily woke up to darkness. I had way too much booze last night, he thought. The stale stench of vomit mixed with sweat and semen permeated the room. Ed shook his head and blinked as his eyes adjusted to the darkness. To his right was a sleeping shape, but he couldn't make out who it was. He lifted up his bedsheet to discover he was nude, and a crumpled condom still hung from his wrinkled penis.
He slowly stood up, careful not to disturb the sleeping body next to him, and tried to feel his way to a door. As he did so, the bed's occupant moved around and mumbled. Shit! Ed thought. I gotta get out of here before this bitch wakes up. He panicked and ran towards the direction he thought the door might be in, only to trip on his own shoes. Trying to support himself, he grabbed at the wall, accidentally hitting the light switch!
