"A Nap Story" by Polari
Once a friend and I had a big weekend and I convinced him we should take naps because we were planning on having a big Sunday night too. While we were napping my grandmother with dementia called and he woke up, picked up and talked to her for 10 minutes about how school was going and shit, her thinking she was talking to me. He then went back to sleep.
Despite our naps and half a pill he still fucked out that night. Loser.