Author Topic: Me am loser confirmed (the reality interview thread) (Read 12098 times)

FlameOfCallandor · « **on:** February 12, 2007, 05:56:19 PM »

Ok guys here it is, eat your heart, out there should be enough material for you to make fun of me for the rest of my life. It's a 20 minute interview that i need to send off to the producer for the tv show. Also, it's just me and a hand cam so please dont make any kind of judgements on quality of the video itself.

It's also kind of boring because it's just 20 minutes of Q and A.

https://webspace.utexas.edu/gcj58/Interview.mov

Enjoy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** February 12, 2007, 06:00:46 PM »

you better. i'm pretty wet

T234 · « **Reply #2 on:** February 12, 2007, 06:04:37 PM »

"Did you ever notice that when a lion escapes from circus in Africa, nobody gives a shit?"

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #3 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:14:07 AM »

Original post updated.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:15:51 AM »

You lisp like a bitch. You sure you haven't taken a chubby between the cheeks?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #5 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:16:54 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:15:51 AM

You lisp like a bitch. You sure you haven't taken a chubby between the cheeks?

I don't have a lisp.

TVC15 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:18:54 AM »

You also blink a lot. How could a film student be so nervous on camera? I mean, I understand that you are normally on the other side, but I think you'd at least have a working sense of comfort with cameras. Speaking of which, what's with like the 30 seconds of Sporksish dead air at the beginning?

Also, you are not a Type A personality, so you won't get in.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #7 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:19:47 AM »

White Man, telling it like it is

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:20:12 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:18:54 AM

You also blink a lot. How could a film student be so nervous on camera? I mean, I understand that you are normally on the other side, but I think you'd at least have a working sense of comfort with cameras. Speaking of which, what's with like the 30 seconds of Sporksish dead air at the beginning?

Also, you are not a Type A personality, so you won't get in.

Im nervouse because its kind of embarassing stuff for me to be talking about.

What's type a?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:20:34 AM »

well, that was indescribably boring.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #10 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:20:57 AM »

I never said it wasnt boring.

TVC15 · « **Reply #11 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:21:28 AM »

Google Type A personality. They're the people reality television producers want because when you put a bunch of Type As togetehr, they invariably create conflict amongst each other.

Wait, do you have one of those Lance Armstrong bracelets on? is it fucking 2 years ago?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #12 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:23:15 AM »

Yall sure do live to be neagative about everything dont yall? $:-\$

TVC15 · « **Reply #13 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM »

After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #14 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:25:14 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM

After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Lol im not gay, im actually jerkin it to this hot indian babe right now.

TVC15 · « **Reply #15 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:26:29 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 01:25:14 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Lol im not gay, im actually jerkin it to this hot indian babe right now.

Dude, you're a fucking guy. You can tug it to a dog with its head cut off without thinking twice. What you can jerk off to has very little to do with your sexuality.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #16 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:27:07 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:26:29 AM

Dude, you're a fucking guy. You can tug it to a dog with its head cut off without thinking twice. What you can jerk off to has very little to do with your sexuality.

To be gay you have to be into guys or did i miss something?

TVC15 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:28:11 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 01:27:07 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:26:29 AM

Dude, you're a fucking guy. You can tug it to a dog with its head cut off without thinking twice. What you can jerk off to has very little to do with your sexuality.

To be gay you have to be into guys or did i miss something?

I think Evilbore will definitely be backing me up: You are into the camera man. You can't fake those coy little smiles and shit.

Boogie · « **Reply #18 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:28:17 AM »

why do you need to talk about your lack of success with women in an interview for a producer for a TV show? Am I missing something? What is this for?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #19 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:29:05 AM »

TVC, what the hell is your problem?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM

After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

TVC15 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:32:22 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

I wouldn't let FoC near me. I am just observing that he is clearly homosexual, and that it appears through body language that he would like to be having sex with the camera man.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #22 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:33:54 AM »

If you say so.

TVC15 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:34:52 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 01:33:54 AM

If you say so.

You can't laugh the repressed tears away, FoC. You can't.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:37:33 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:32:22 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

I wouldn't let FoC near me. I am just observing that he is clearly homosexual, and that it appears through body language that he would like to be having sex with the camera man.

Ok, I just watched some of the video, mainly the opening; the video kept freezing, as well as my computer, so I had to turn it off. I hate making stereotypical comments, but he sounded a bit gay when he said "Galen". And the smiles were very...suspect.

But that doesn't mean he's gay. Plenty of guys just don't have hard voices. My voice is kinda soft

Boogie · « **Reply #25 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:37:51 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 01:33:54 AM

If you say so.

Can you answer my question? What the hell is this interview for?

Robo · « **Reply #26 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:38:15 AM »

So are you playing this shit up to try and get the role or is this a serious Q&A?

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #27 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:39:26 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 13, 2007, 01:37:51 AM

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 01:33:54 AM

If you say so.

Can you answer my question? What the hell is this interview for?

Search my recent threads there is the whole story.

TVC15 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:39:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:37:33 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:32:22 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

I wouldn't let FoC near me. I am just observing that he is clearly homosexual, and that it appears through body language that he would like to be having sex with the camera man.

Ok, I just watched some of the video, mainly the opening; the video kept freezing, as well as my computer, so I had to turn it off. I hate making stereotypical comments, but he sounded a bit gay when he said "Galen". And the smiles were very...suspect.

But that doesn't mean he's gay. Plenty of guys just don't have hard voices. My voice is kinda soft

And you are MISTER cheeseburger SURPRISE, PD.

Also, your questionable sexuality off the table. This is boring. If a producer has to do more than 2 lines of blow to make it through a submissions entry, you probably don't have a chance. You don't appear to exhibit any of the tested sort of conflict that makes reality TV interesting to watch. You would never pour beer on a skank bitch's weave, for example.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #29 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:40:52 AM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 13, 2007, 01:38:15 AM

So are you playing this shit up to try and get the role or is this a serious Q&A?

I played it up a bit. Thats not my computer and i dont play WoW anymore. I dont wear those glasses and usually wear my contacts. I also keep my hair a little neater.

Maybe thats why girls reject me, maybe they think im gay?

TVC15 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:42:16 AM »

Also, note that you like Moulin Rouge. Even PD doesn't like that and he's all about the cheeseburger Surprise.

Boogie · « **Reply #31 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:42:19 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 01:39:26 AM

Quote from: Boogie on February 13, 2007, 01:37:51 AM
Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 01:33:54 AM

If you say so.

Can you answer my question? What the hell is this interview for?

Search my recent threads there is the whole story.

I would, but evilbore seems to be LACKING THIS FEATURE

Beezy · « **Reply #32 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:43:19 AM »

TVC is great.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:44:56 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:39:34 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:37:33 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:32:22 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

I wouldn't let FoC near me. I am just observing that he is clearly homosexual, and that it appears through body language that he would like to be having sex with the camera man.

Ok, I just watched some of the video, mainly the opening; the video kept freezing, as well as my computer, so I had to turn it off. I hate making stereotypical comments, but he sounded a bit gay when he said "Galen". And the smiles were very...suspect.

But that doesn't mean he's gay. Plenty of guys just don't have hard voices. My voice is kinda soft

And you are MISTER cheeseburger SURPRISE, PD.

Also, your questionable sexuality off the table. This is boring. If a producer has to do more than 2 lines of blow to make it through a submissions entry, you probably don't have a chance. You don't appear to exhibit any of the tested sort of conflict that makes reality TV interesting to watch. You would never pour beer on a skank bitch's weave, for example.

I have broad horizons! That doesn't make me gay. Plus, I'm already involved with a lovely lady. Although I suppose one could argue I'm possibly on the down low...

But yea, they aren't going to pick someone who's boring. Although....the last Real World picked like 3 people who were boring as fuck. A good college reality show should always have at least one msyerious, somewhat reserved member. FoC could be that person. We all know he has a wild side so it's not like he's boring all the time.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #34 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:45:14 AM »

Alright TVC, I guess i'm the only gay person in the world who doesnt like men and gets off to woman.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #35 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:46:06 AM »

Do yall even know what the topic of the reality show it? Somehow i dont think they will be picking the same crowd as real world.

TVC15 · « **Reply #36 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:47:55 AM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 13, 2007, 01:45:14 AM

Alright TVC, I guess i'm the only gay person in the world who doesnt like men and gets off to woman.

Once again, FoC, a dude can jerk it to a heap of dead babies without any issue. What you can successfully tug it to has absolutely nothing to do with your orientation. You are just afraid to admit what you know is true. Venture into the underworld, as Campbell would say. Go to the gay bar, and come out born again.

Boogie · « **Reply #37 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:49:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:44:56 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:37:33 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:32:22 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

I wouldn't let FoC near me. I am just observing that he is clearly homosexual, and that it appears through body language that he would like to be having sex with the camera man.

Ok, I just watched some of the video, mainly the opening; the video kept freezing, as well as my computer, so I had to turn it off. I hate making stereotypical comments, but he sounded a bit gay when he said "Galen". And the smiles were very...suspect.

But that doesn't mean he's gay. Plenty of guys just don't have hard voices. My voice is kinda soft

And you are MISTER cheeseburger SURPRISE, PD.

Also, your questionable sexuality off the table. This is boring. If a producer has to do more than 2 lines of blow to make it through a submissions entry, you probably don't have a chance. You don't appear to exhibit any of the tested sort of conflict that makes reality TV interesting to watch. You would never pour beer on a skank bitch's weave, for example.

I have broad horizons! That doesn't make me gay. Plus, I'm already involved with a lovely lady. Although I suppose one could argue I'm possibly on the down low...

Oh look, someone's being coy about his relationship status. Spill it!

TVC15 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:50:49 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 13, 2007, 01:49:26 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:44:56 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:37:33 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:32:22 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

I wouldn't let FoC near me. I am just observing that he is clearly homosexual, and that it appears through body language that he would like to be having sex with the camera man.

Ok, I just watched some of the video, mainly the opening; the video kept freezing, as well as my computer, so I had to turn it off. I hate making stereotypical comments, but he sounded a bit gay when he said "Galen". And the smiles were very...suspect.

But that doesn't mean he's gay. Plenty of guys just don't have hard voices. My voice is kinda soft

And you are MISTER cheeseburger SURPRISE, PD.

Also, your questionable sexuality off the table. This is boring. If a producer has to do more than 2 lines of blow to make it through a submissions entry, you probably don't have a chance. You don't appear to exhibit any of the tested sort of conflict that makes reality TV interesting to watch. You would never pour beer on a skank bitch's weave, for example.

I have broad horizons! That doesn't make me gay. Plus, I'm already involved with a lovely lady. Although I suppose one could argue I'm possibly on the down low...

Oh look, someone's being coy about his relationship status. Spill it!

Do you really want him to? There is a BRAZILLIAN cheeseburger site, you know.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #39 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:52:19 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 13, 2007, 01:49:26 AM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:44:56 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:37:33 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:32:22 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

I wouldn't let FoC near me. I am just observing that he is clearly homosexual, and that it appears through body language that he would like to be having sex with the camera man.

Ok, I just watched some of the video, mainly the opening; the video kept freezing, as well as my computer, so I had to turn it off. I hate making stereotypical comments, but he sounded a bit gay when he said "Galen". And the smiles were very...suspect.

But that doesn't mean he's gay. Plenty of guys just don't have hard voices. My voice is kinda soft

And you are MISTER cheeseburger SURPRISE, PD.

Also, your questionable sexuality off the table. This is boring. If a producer has to do more than 2 lines of blow to make it through a submissions entry, you probably don't have a chance. You don't appear to exhibit any of the tested sort of conflict that makes reality TV interesting to watch. You would never pour beer on a skank bitch's weave, for example.

I have broad horizons! That doesn't make me gay. Plus, I'm already involved with a lovely lady. Although I suppose one could argue I'm possibly on the down low...

Oh look, someone's being coy about his relationship status. Spill it!

The problem is I don't feel that comfortable talking about it. On one hand I'm happy, yet on the other I certainly don't want to come off as some arrogant bastard who brags about his "girlfriend" on the internets.

Before I had a "girlfriend" I would have told you that when I got one I'd be posting her pic everywhere and detailing every second of our intamite life. But now...I don't know.

I'm happy. She seems happy. We're having fun, and we love each other's company.

TVC15 · « **Reply #40 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:54:12 AM »

Robo · « **Reply #41 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:55:54 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #42 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:57:00 AM »

You saved that pic? Oh god

TVC15 · « **Reply #43 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:58:01 AM »

Boogie · « **Reply #44 on:** February 13, 2007, 01:59:16 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:52:19 AM

Quote from: Boogie on February 13, 2007, 01:49:26 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:44:56 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:39:34 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:37:33 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:32:22 AM
Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 01:29:10 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 01:24:13 AM
After about 5 minutes, I'm about 85% sure that you are gay, dude. Just go to a gay bar and see what happens. Nothing to be ashamed of.

Why are you always calling people gay? Are you one of those types that gets off on making straight men squirm as you make such accusations? Power trip, or are you looking for a fuck buddy to give your ass some much desired action?

I wouldn't let FoC near me. I am just observing that he is clearly homosexual, and that it appears through body language that he would like to be having sex with the camera man.

Ok, I just watched some of the video, mainly the opening; the video kept freezing, as well as my computer, so I had to turn it off. I hate making stereotypical comments, but he sounded a bit gay when he said "Galen". And the smiles were very...suspect.

But that doesn't mean he's gay. Plenty of guys just don't have hard voices. My voice is kinda soft

And you are MISTER cheeseburger SURPRISE, PD.

Also, your questionable sexuality off the table. This is boring. If a producer has to do more than 2 lines of blow to make it through a submissions entry, you probably don't have a chance. You don't appear to exhibit any of the tested sort of conflict that makes reality TV interesting to watch. You would never pour beer on a skank bitch's weave, for example.

I have broad horizons! That doesn't make me gay. Plus, I'm already involved with a lovely lady. Although I suppose one could argue I'm possibly on the down low...

Oh look, someone's being coy about his relationship status. Spill it!

The problem is I don't feel that comfortable talking about it. On one hand I'm happy, yet on the other I certainly don't want to come off as some arrogant bastard who brags about his "girlfriend" on the internets.

Before I had a "girlfriend" I would have told you that when I got one I'd be posting her pic everywhere and detailing every second of our intamite life. But now...I don't know.

I'm happy. She seems happy. We're having fun, and we love each other's company.

haha, well, apart from the fact that you're a chronic liar, I'm just messin' with ya.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

and I know what you mean

[close]

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:03:29 AM »

Boogie: True, true lol. The last thing I want is anyone thinking I'm better than them over stupid stuff like this. I was in the right place at the right time, nothing more.

TVC15 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:04:04 AM »

Does this mean you won't be bragging once you leave the virgin club?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:06:07 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:04:04 AM

Does this mean you won't be bragging once you leave the virgin club?

Now that's a different issue entirely. I will make my victory thread on GAF exclusively, as promised.

That will be a bittersweet day

Beezy · « **Reply #48 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:06:28 AM »

One does not simply leave the virgin club!

Boogie · « **Reply #49 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:08:41 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 02:06:07 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:04:04 AM
Does this mean you won't be bragging once you leave the virgin club?

Now that's a different issue entirely. I will make my victory thread on GAF exclusively, as promised.

That will be a bittersweet day

That's all we ask.

TVC15 · « **Reply #50 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:11:50 AM »

What about the events leading up to the actual fucking?

Will you notify us of the first time you finger her? She gives you a handjob?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #51 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:13:14 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:11:50 AM

What about the events leading up to the actual fucking?

Will you notify us of the first time you finger her? She gives you a handjob?

I would probably consider that sex...

Boogie · « **Reply #52 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:14:00 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:11:50 AM

What about the events leading up to the actual fucking?

Will you notify us of the first time you finger her? She gives you a handjob?

i dunno, is that necessary? Do you really want a play-by-play?

...wait, I forgot who I was talking to here.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 02:13:14 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:11:50 AM
What about the events leading up to the actual fucking?

Will you notify us of the first time you finger her? She gives you a handjob?

I would probably consider that sex...

wait, fingering a girl = leaving the virgin club now?

TVC15 · « **Reply #53 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:19:41 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 13, 2007, 02:14:00 AM

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:11:50 AM
What about the events leading up to the actual fucking?

Will you notify us of the first time you finger her? She gives you a handjob?

i dunno, is that necessary? Do you really want a play-by-play?

...wait, I forgot who I was talking to here.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 02:13:14 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:11:50 AM
What about the events leading up to the actual fucking?

Will you notify us of the first time you finger her? She gives you a handjob?

I would probably consider that sex...

wait, fingering a girl = leaving the virgin club now?

Does this mean there is 1 less member, boogs?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #54 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:20:41 AM »

I don't want to get into Clinton sematics lol.

There has been touching and crap. I mean, I've touched her ass if you must know, but the closest I've ben to the under area is her navel.

You guys are persistant

TVC15 · « **Reply #55 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:23:06 AM »

Try to involve food in sex. Chicks like that. Mainly because they all would be disgusting fatties if they didn't have to try to land a man. That's why they blimp up once they get the shackles on you.

Beezy · « **Reply #56 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:24:55 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 02:20:41 AM

I don't want to get into Clinton sematics lol.

There has been touching and crap. I mean, I've touched her ass if you must know, but the closest I've ben to the under area is her navel.

You guys are persistant

Did you slap it? You had to slap it.

Boogie · « **Reply #57 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:25:43 AM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:19:41 AM

Quote from: Boogie on February 13, 2007, 02:14:00 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:11:50 AM
What about the events leading up to the actual fucking?

Will you notify us of the first time you finger her? She gives you a handjob?

i dunno, is that necessary? Do you really want a play-by-play?

...wait, I forgot who I was talking to here.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 13, 2007, 02:13:14 AM
Quote from: TVC 15 on February 13, 2007, 02:11:50 AM
What about the events leading up to the actual fucking?

Will you notify us of the first time you finger her? She gives you a handjob?

I would probably consider that sex...

wait, fingering a girl = leaving the virgin club now?

Does this mean there is 1 less member, boogs?

I....think it's time for me to go to bed. g'night.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #58 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:26:46 AM »

Uh, fingering doesn't mean you lost your virginity. You have to have full on penetration - anal or vaginal.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #59 on:** February 13, 2007, 02:27:59 AM »

Quote from: Willco on February 13, 2007, 02:26:46 AM

Uh, fingering doesn't mean you lost your virginity. You have to have full on penetration - anal or vaginal.

Oral sex isn't sex?

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