Me am loser confirmed (the reality interview thread)

[drozmight]

LULS

[The Fake Shemp]

No, you don't lose your virginity with blow jobs either.  Sorry, penetration or bust.  You're still a virgin.

[TVC15]

Uh, fingering doesn't mean you lost your virginity. You have to have full on penetration - anal or vaginal.

Oral sex isn't sex?

Let's just say it's a silver medal.  It's still an accomplishment, but you're walking away from the game with less than the prize.

[The Fake Shemp]

TVC knows the score.

[Phoenix Dark]

lol the youth ruined by Clinton tsk tsk

[TVC15]

TVC knows the score.

It's so tantalizing, because when you are younger, you ALWAYS get head a few times before you kick one between the goal posts.  That's why people are prone to say things like "Eh, I just got head."  It's a learned response.  Head is awesome.  Head is great.  Unfortunately, it doesn't count on the score card.  I'd say that really good head is generally better than sex, but it's I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

[FlameOfCallandor]

This thread turned depressing.

[The Fake Shemp]

It's so tantalizing, because when you are younger, you ALWAYS get head a few times before you kick one between the goal posts.

This is so true.

That's why people are prone to say things like "Eh, I just got head."  It's a learned response.  Head is awesome.  Head is great.  Unfortunately, it doesn't count on the score card.  I'd say that really good head is generally better than sex, but it's I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Again, pretty much true.  I'm kind of a manwhore in this regard as I've had way more ladies go down than actual sex.  I dunno.  I think you should save the most intimate act for a class act.  Getting head is pretty much the cut off point for random strangers and slutty college chicks.

[Phoenix Dark]

TVC knows the score.

It's so tantalizing, because when you are younger, you ALWAYS get head a few times before you kick one between the goal posts.  That's why people are prone to say things like "Eh, I just got head."  It's a learned response.  Head is awesome.  Head is great.  Unfortunately, it doesn't count on the score card.  I'd say that really good head is generally better than sex, but it's I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Ironic in so many ways. Oh well I don't want to get banned

[TVC15]

Also, look at it from the 37 dicks Clerks POV:  Women don't even count head as sex.

[Phoenix Dark]

Black women don't give head. Luckily she's mixed

[The Fake Shemp]

Yeah, that's probably true.  Most of my oral encounters have been drunk white chicks.  Going on a cruise in the carribean during Spring Break was like a slutty white chick smorgasboard.

[tiesto]

Jewish women don't give head either I've found...

[Cheebs]

I just watched it. Whats with the gay lisp?

[GilloD]

BORING

[FlameOfCallandor]

 

Do yall even know what a gay lisp is?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da-R0VwO2sA

That's a gay lisp.

Maybe yall are confusing my stutter with a lisp. 


There is also some irony of being called gay by one of the few members on the forum who has actually had another mans dick in their ass.   

[TVC15]

There is also some irony of being called gay by one of the few members on the forum who has actually had another mans dick in their ass.   

Hey, I can spot my own - what's ironic about that?  And there's never been a dick in my ass.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da-R0VwO2sA

This video makes me want to commit a hate crime

[FlameOfCallandor]

There is also some irony of being called gay by one of the few members on the forum who has actually had another mans dick in their ass.   

Hey, I can spot my own - what's ironic about that?  And there's never been a dick in my ass.

  now look who is squirming. There is no way you're anything but a catcher.

[TVC15]

There is also some irony of being called gay by one of the few members on the forum who has actually had another mans dick in their ass.   

Hey, I can spot my own - what's ironic about that?  And there's never been a dick in my ass.

  now look who is squirming. There is no way you're anything but a catcher.

Hardly squirming, 'mo, just pointing out a common misconception.

[FlameOfCallandor]

 

Well, you're only fooling yourself.

[TVC15]

Well, you're only fooling yourself.

Of all the people that could be saying that, I believe you are the most unqualified.

[Phoenix Dark]

There is also some irony of being called gay by one of the few members on the forum who has actually had another mans dick in their ass.   

Hey, I can spot my own - what's ironic about that?  And there's never been a dick in my ass.

I don't believe you

You don't look like a top to me. And this is what I don't understand about gay sex: what's the point of having tops and bottoms? Would it make more sense for one guy to fuck another in the ass, and then get fucked in the ass too? That way both get to blow their loads and everyone's happy

[bud]

white man is gay!?

[FlameOfCallandor]

  right


Like I said before, If im gay Im the only gay guy in the world who gets off exclusively to women.

 


In all seriousness TVC, i really don't know what I did to you, and I'm sorry if I offended you. When i posted that video I was showing yall something that is kind of embarrassing to me and alot of people in real life don't even know about me. I opened up and actually shared a little bit about my life with yall. I know im a dork, there is no reason to make it worse and beat a dead horse by telling me all those things. You have never posted a picture of yourself here, you wont even let PD post your first name. It's easy for you to criticize people from your computer when we know nothing about you, except your extremely negative all the time.

[Phoenix Dark]

TVC is actually quite handsome. I bet you he's fucking like 3 different 17 year old boys he's convinced that they're gay. It's a rear racket.

[Himu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da-R0VwO2sA

This video makes me want to commit a hate crime

 

[Himu]

white man is gay!?

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What is that from?

[FlameOfCallandor]

TVC may be quit handsome but thats no reason for him to be a dick to me for no reason. If anything is a sign of being insecure it's making fun of other people.

[bud]

it's a brittish comedian who's name i forgot :/

He's pretty well known so i'm sure someone knows his name

[Phoenix Dark]

It's sexual tension. There was this gay guy at my school who'd always mess with one of my friends. He'd like take pictures of him when my friend wasn't watching, and then have other people give him the pics wtf. After like a month of this I saw him crying, so me and a couple other buddies asked him what was up. Apparently the gay guy (who's actually really smart and nice) was telling people my friend was gay.

So we picked him up and walked him to the dean's office since he was too embarrased to go alone lol. FRIENDS FTW

Anyway we found out that the gay guy was just upset that my friend made some dumb comments to him. Nothing homophobic, but basically he said "sorry, I don't suck dick"

[Cheebs]

Anyway we found out that the gay guy was just upset that my friend made some dumb comments to him. Nothing homophobic, but basically he said "sorry, I don't suck dick"

Telling a gay guy that(outside the context of say the evilbore gay subtext fun and the like) sounds homophobic to me.

[Phoenix Dark]

Anyway we found out that the gay guy was just upset that my friend made some dumb comments to him. Nothing homophobic, but basically he said "sorry, I don't suck dick"

Telling a gay guy that(outside the context of say the evilbore gay subtext fun and the like) sounds homophobic to me.

Not really. It's just a blunt, rather crass way to get someone off your back. He was annoyed more than anything.

But the point is I got the feeling that the gay guy (Cory) was trying to make my friend (Tayler) squirm, to get off on the dominance aspect. Like "oh you dare insult me? I'm going to tell everyone you're gay and watch you cry like a little bitch". It's something a chick would do

Not all gay guys act like that obviously, but I can't help but notice this phenomena

[FlameOfCallandor]

If gay guys get offended when we use Gay as an insult how the hell can they use it as an insult against us? I smell double standards.

[Phoenix Dark]

If gay guys get offended when we use Gay as an insult how the hell can they use it as an insult against us? I smell double standards.

It's used to insult hyper masculinity; personally uber masculinity pisses me off too lol. But I still find it kinda strange that some gays would so openly propogate the stereotype that gay men are "weak", using it as an insult for straight men to get them riled up. I guess it's about pissing people off by questioning their sexuality, which makes some guys go CRAZY. And that leads back to the dominance thing I was talking about...

[FlameOfCallandor]

If gay guys get offended when we use Gay as an insult how the hell can they use it as an insult against us? I smell double standards.

It's used to insult hyper masculinity; personally uber masculinity pisses me off too lol. But I still find it kinda strange that some gays would so openly propogate the stereotype that gay men are "weak", using it as an insult for straight men to get them riled up. I guess it's about pissing people off by questioning their sexuality, which makes some guys go CRAZY. And that leads back to the dominance thing I was talking about...

True, I was just pointing out the double standards of everything.

This thread has pretty much been derailed to hell. If yall still want to talk about how much i suck, just make a thread for it.

[Cheebs]

well I have always been of the type of person who tends to rather give those who are in a minority(race, religion, sexuality..etc) more benefit of the doubt and leeway and expect more "sacrifice" from the majority.

[Phoenix Dark]

well I have always been of the type of person who tends to rather give those who are in a minority(race, religion, sexuality..etc) more benefit of the doubt and leeway and expect more "sacrifice" from the majority.

In other words you're a racist

[Cheebs]

well I have always been of the type of person who tends to rather give those who are in a minority(race, religion, sexuality..etc) more benefit of the doubt and leeway and expect more "sacrifice" from the majority.

In other words you're a racist

No I just feel those in minority situations deserve a "boost" since they don't have the benfiet of being part of a majority.

I would go out of my way to help a muslim over a fellow white american I would suspect.

[FlameOfCallandor]

well I have always been of the type of person who tends to rather give those who are in a minority(race, religion, sexuality..etc) more benefit of the doubt and leeway and expect more "sacrifice" from the majority.

In other words you're a racist

No I just feel those in minority situations deserve a "boost" since they don't have the benfiet of being part of a majority.

I would go out of my way to help a muslim over a fellow white american I would suspect.

Wow, thats an incredibly racist way to act. You know that there are poor white kids as well as poor black kids?  People like you cheebs, make me embarrassed to be a democrat. Treat people equally is that really such a hard thing for people to live by? If you look at it, we are all part of some minority and all of us are just trying to get by.

[Cheebs]

I am affirmative action incarnate. I'd rather be TOO helpful to the minority rather than blindly hating muslims like you kiddo.

[Phoenix Dark]

well I have always been of the type of person who tends to rather give those who are in a minority(race, religion, sexuality..etc) more benefit of the doubt and leeway and expect more "sacrifice" from the majority.

In other words you're a racist

No I just feel those in minority situations deserve a "boost" since they don't have the benfiet of being part of a majority.

I would go out of my way to help a muslim over a fellow white american I would suspect.

Where's Malek when I need him

Sounds pretty prejudiced to me. I help anyone. If I have any prejudice it's towards shy people who get little respect. I have always gravitated towards those types. In HS it was typical for me to hang around with the kids who sat in the student center building playing Magic cards. They come off as nice, genuine people and don't give a fuck what others think about them. I like that

[Cheebs]

You make it seem like if a white kid needed help I would refuse due to his whiteness. I am saying if I had to CHOOSE. 

I feel minority's had it tough and deserve a little extra treatment to make up for it, tis all.


What other democrat view of mine is next to be bashed?  My love and support of big government?

The New Deal was the greatest government action in this countries history. HOW ABOUT THAT? 

[FlameOfCallandor]

 

I am affirmative action incarnate. I'd rather be TOO helpful to the minority rather than blindly hating muslims like you kiddo.

So you think a slightly less qualified minorty should get a job because of their skin color?

What about quotas. Should a company be forced to hire a certain person just to fill a race quota?

[The Fake Shemp]

So, basically, you were a loser?

[bud]

So, basically, you were a loser?

he still is

[Phoenix Dark]

You make it seem like if a white kid needed help I would refuse due to his whiteness. I am saying if I had to CHOOSE. 

I feel minority's had it tough and deserve a little extra treatment to make up for it, tis all.


What other democrat view of mine is next to be bashed?  My love and support of big government?

The New Deal was the greatest government action in this countries history. HOW ABOUT THAT? 

You know minorities that have it tough? Well, Oakland is a tough neighborhood...

[Cheebs]

I am affirmative action incarnate. I'd rather be TOO helpful to the minority rather than blindly hating muslims like you kiddo.

So you think a slightly less qualified minorty should get a job because of their skin color?

What about quotas. Should a company be forced to hire a certain person just to fill a race quota?

Not LESS qualified, no.



If was hiring someone for a job and I had two people of equal talent. A black guy and a white guy. I would pick the black one. If the white guy was better at the job he'd get it.

[Cheebs]

no one will take that on? 

[Flannel Boy]

Where's Malek when I need him

I don't help anyone. I am equally misanthropic to all human beings.

Most humans act in favor of ethnic nepotism. The exceptions are usually white liberals who treat minorities as if they were helpless children.

By the by I can't seem to access this video. I can usually tell if a man is gay or not so give me the vid.

[Cheebs]

Bah. PD FIGHT MY POST

[Flannel Boy]

I am affirmative action incarnate. I'd rather be TOO helpful to the minority rather than blindly hating muslims like you kiddo.

So you think a slightly less qualified minorty should get a job because of their skin color?

What about quotas. Should a company be forced to hire a certain person just to fill a race quota?

Not LESS qualified, no.



If was hiring someone for a job and I had two people of equal talent. A black guy and a white guy. I would pick the black one. If the white guy was better at the job he'd get it.

Your version of affirmative action and say your own state's version seems to differ. Michigan has a points system for university admissions. Most of the points are gained for academic reasons, but a minority applicant gets an additional 20 points simply for his or her skin pigmentation. If a white student obtains 90 points strictly for academic reasons and a black student 80, the black student will nonetheless have a better chance at getting admitted. If it comes down to the two of them, the black student will get in. By their own standards the black student is "LESS qualified" but picked ahead of the white student because of his or her skin color.

[Cheebs]

MI doesn't have affirmative action anymore I thought?

[Flannel Boy]

MI doesn't have affirmative action anymore I thought?

Oh yeah you guys had that referendum. LOL

[Yeti]

I am affirmative action incarnate. I'd rather be TOO helpful to the minority rather than blindly hating muslims like you kiddo.

So you think a slightly less qualified minorty should get a job because of their skin color?

What about quotas. Should a company be forced to hire a certain person just to fill a race quota?

Not LESS qualified, no.



If was hiring someone for a job and I had two people of equal talent. A black guy and a white guy. I would pick the black one. If the white guy was better at the job he'd get it.

would you hire a white guy over a black guy in a predominantly black neighborhood? the white guy would be the minority.


Also, who would you rather hire: a white woman, or a black man?

[T234]

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"Did you ever notice that when a lion escapes from circus in Africa, nobody gives a shit?"

Just to repeat myself. The important parts are bolded.

[Cheebs]

would you hire a white guy over a black guy in a predominantly black neighborhood? the white guy would be the minority.


Also, who would you rather hire: a white woman, or a black man?

assuming to both that all mentioned are equal in how good they are, because before I get into helping minorities I would always go with who is best fit first.

To the first, if the work place is predominantly black go with the white guy, I would go by the business not the neighborhood.

If we have a good deal of women, the black guy, if we have very few women, go with the woman.

[makaveli]

whats the pass?

[Yeti]

would you hire a white guy over a black guy in a predominantly black neighborhood? the white guy would be the minority.


Also, who would you rather hire: a white woman, or a black man?

assuming to both that all mentioned are equal in how good they are, because before I get into helping minorities I would always go with who is best fit first.

To the first, if the work place is predominantly black go with the white guy, I would go by the business not the neighborhood.

If we have a good deal of women, the black guy, if we have very few women, go with the woman.

would you hire a white guy at BET or FUBU?

[Phoenix Dark]

I am affirmative action incarnate. I'd rather be TOO helpful to the minority rather than blindly hating muslims like you kiddo.

So you think a slightly less qualified minorty should get a job because of their skin color?

What about quotas. Should a company be forced to hire a certain person just to fill a race quota?

Not LESS qualified, no.



If was hiring someone for a job and I had two people of equal talent. A black guy and a white guy. I would pick the black one. If the white guy was better at the job he'd get it.

Your version of affirmative action and say your own state's version seems to differ. Michigan has a points system for university admissions. Most of the points are gained for academic reasons, but a minority applicant gets an additional 20 points simply for his or her skin pigmentation. If a white student obtains 90 points strictly for academic reasons and a black student 80, the black student will nonetheless have a better chance at getting admitted. If it comes down to the two of them, the black student will get in. By their own standards the black student is "LESS qualified" but picked ahead of the white student because of his or her skin color.

Actually you get around 10-15 points if your parent is an alumni at the school. That caters difectly to white students.

Although in my case when I go to UM I would have gotten 20 points for being black and 15 points for being the son of an active alumni. Lolz

The law is being challenged this summer, and my friend is on the board that will decide whether to do it or not