oh.my.god... My friends crazy g/f that I fucked is distinguished mentally-challenged...

[Mupepe]

Okay, we're talking about my friend, Ruben (her boyfriend) ignores her and is mean to her...

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Mupepe (8:39:32 PM): all men shrug things off.  we don't sit around and moan about it like women do.  you have a lot to learn about men  lolz

Her (8:39:52 PM): then i couldnt hurt him.

Her (8:40:18 PM): if guys dont care if they get hurt, then they arent hurt. so its impossible.

Her (8:40:41 PM): and i think if hes freaked..its just because he Really doesnt trust me, and because he knows im a nut

Mupepe (8:42:55 PM): okay,  i don't think you even read what I typed.  they shrug it off, not because it doesn't affect them, but because they don't whine about it.  and if he doesn't trust you, there's probably a reason for that

Her (8:43:50 PM): well i know theres a reason for it. im a fucking whore. but i do that shit, cause i want attention. i want him to look at me and tell me im jealous and that he wants me to himself.

Her (8:43:59 PM): and what Do guys do when theyr hurt?

Mupepe (8:44:34 PM): keep it to ourselves

Her (8:44:46 PM): whats the point in that?

Mupepe (8:44:49 PM): and i'm sorry.  i really like you, but that is a distinguished mentally-challenged reason for being a whore

Mupepe (8:44:55 PM): what's the point in whining?

Her (8:45:57 PM): yeah, its a distinguished mentally-challenged reason. but you had no problem with it when i turned and asked you if you wanted to fuck.

Mupepe (8:48:27 PM): okay.  And that has what to do with your motives?  I didn't care because I like to fuck.  If you said you were a whore simply because you liked to have dick inside you as many times as possible then that's okay.  But to do it to make someone jealous and for attention is so misplaced and counter productive that it's distinguished mentally-challenged

Her (8:49:34 PM): no one has a Real reason to be a whore. its as simple as that. i could go ahead and lie about it, but whats the point???

Mupepe (8:50:56 PM): I didn't tell you to lie.  I said it was distinguished mentally-challenged.  and what do you mean no one has a real reason?  You have a real reason.  it's just stupid.  I'm a whore because I'm horny and I love pussy.  The girl I fucked last night is a whore because she likes to fuck and doesn't care about being faithful.  There are real reasons.  Then there are real stupid reasons

Her (8:51:23 PM): what the fuck is your problem with me??

Mupepe (8:52:12 PM): nothing.  like i said, I like you.  but why would you think that sleeping around would make your relationship with ruben any better?  I can guarantee that's what's keeping him away.  and no offense, but for good reason.

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Jesus Christ.  Women are fucking insane (except Catz )

[Himu]

Hahaha you fucked her? Poor Ruben.

[Beezy]

Wow.

Hey Mupepe, is it true that crazy chicks have good pussy?

[Mupepe]

Wow.

Hey Mupepe, is it true that crazy chicks have good pussy?

She definitely knew what she was doing

Too bad she's a fucking whack job.  She's so fucking ignorant...

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Her (8:52:42 PM): i Know its not gonna make it any better. me and ruben are the way we are. there isent any fixing it.   

Her (8:52:59 PM): i just want that fucking attention.

Mupepe (8:57:38 PM): yeah.  you might not be able to fix anything, but how about not making it worse?

Her (8:57:50 PM): i dont believe im making things worse.

Her (8:58:05 PM): he asked me to stop. and i stopped. how is that making things worse??

Mupepe (9:00:09 PM): Maybe not now.  But sleeping around most likely made ruben think less of you (i.e. made things worse)

Her (9:00:47 PM): well if he thinks less of me, thats his deal. the fact that he cant grow a pair and make up his mind makes me think less of him. so we're even.


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What a dumb bitch.

[brawndolicious]

ask what a distinguished mentally-challenged way to kick her clit is.

and do it.

[Shuri]

sounds like she needs to grow up.

edit: finish her off by saying you used her because she was easy.

[Himu]

Poor Ruben  :'(

[Madrun Badrun]

First of all  at her.  women are truly crazy.

second of all, can I move in with you, so you can introduce me to all these whorish girls you know? 

Edit:  All powerful Mentor,  I keep on seeing this hot girl all over this hotel im at, the only problem, shes ALWAYS with her family?  is there anyway to get an in with that around?

[Polari]

I was hoping you meant a genuine downie.

[Mupepe]

sounds like she needs to grow up.

edit: finish her off by saying you used her because she was easy.

Haha, I just signed off.  I couldn't take it anymore.

Poor Ruben  :'(

I told him about it like 10 minutes after she left my house.  Hell, I told him about the text message she sent me before I fucked her.

First of all  at her.  women are truly crazy.

second of all, can I move in with you, so you can introduce me to all these whorish girls you know? 

Edit:  All powerful Mentor,  I keep on seeing this hot girl all over this hotel im at, the only problem, shes ALWAYS with her family?  is there anyway to get an in with that around?

Move to Houston

And get in good with the family.  If her family likes you, that's only ore brownie points, especially if she's very family oriented.

[Madrun Badrun]

sounds like she needs to grow up.

edit: finish her off by saying you used her because she was easy.

Haha, I just signed off.  I couldn't take it anymore.

Poor Ruben  :'(

I told him about it like 10 minutes after she left my house.  Hell, I told him about the text message she sent me before I fucked her.

First of all  at her.  women are truly crazy.

second of all, can I move in with you, so you can introduce me to all these whorish girls you know? 

Edit:  All powerful Mentor,  I keep on seeing this hot girl all over this hotel im at, the only problem, shes ALWAYS with her family?  is there anyway to get an in with that around?

Move to Houston

And get in good with the family.  If her family likes you, that's only ore brownie points, especially if she's very family oriented.

But how do I get in good with the girls family, if I cant spend anytime with them.  maybe hold the door for her granny hmmmm.  I;m off for the night to get drunk with my work buddy and apprenatly hes bringing girls.  older girls 

[Mupepe]

omg older girls

Just find a way to bump in with them.  Like say they're getting breakfast or something, just start making small talk like commenting on the food.  Or go up to one of them to ask a stupid question like "Do any of you know where the ____ is?"  Get in good with the father.  He's the hardest one to win over.

[Phoenix Dark]

PICS

[Mupepe]

PICS

There were pics in the last thread about her

[Homemade Milk]

Okay, we're talking about my friend, Ruben (her boyfriend) ignores her and is mean to her...

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Mupepe (8:39:32 PM): all men shrug things off.  we don't sit around and moan about it like women do.  you have a lot to learn about men  lolz

Her (8:39:52 PM): then i couldnt hurt him.

Her (8:40:18 PM): if guys dont care if they get hurt, then they arent hurt. so its impossible.

Her (8:40:41 PM): and i think if hes freaked..its just because he Really doesnt trust me, and because he knows im a nut

Mupepe (8:42:55 PM): okay,  i don't think you even read what I typed.  they shrug it off, not because it doesn't affect them, but because they don't whine about it.  and if he doesn't trust you, there's probably a reason for that

Her (8:43:50 PM): well i know theres a reason for it. im a fucking whore. but i do that shit, cause i want attention. i want him to look at me and tell me im jealous and that he wants me to himself.

Her (8:43:59 PM): and what Do guys do when theyr hurt?

Mupepe (8:44:34 PM): keep it to ourselves

Her (8:44:46 PM): whats the point in that?

Mupepe (8:44:49 PM): and i'm sorry.  i really like you, but that is a distinguished mentally-challenged reason for being a whore

Mupepe (8:44:55 PM): what's the point in whining?

Her (8:45:57 PM): yeah, its a distinguished mentally-challenged reason. but you had no problem with it when i turned and asked you if you wanted to fuck.

Mupepe (8:48:27 PM): okay.  And that has what to do with your motives?  I didn't care because I like to fuck.  If you said you were a whore simply because you liked to have dick inside you as many times as possible then that's okay.  But to do it to make someone jealous and for attention is so misplaced and counter productive that it's distinguished mentally-challenged

Her (8:49:34 PM): no one has a Real reason to be a whore. its as simple as that. i could go ahead and lie about it, but whats the point???

Mupepe (8:50:56 PM): I didn't tell you to lie.  I said it was distinguished mentally-challenged.  and what do you mean no one has a real reason?  You have a real reason.  it's just stupid.  I'm a whore because I'm horny and I love pussy.  The girl I fucked last night is a whore because she likes to fuck and doesn't care about being faithful.  There are real reasons.  Then there are real stupid reasons

Her (8:51:23 PM): what the fuck is your problem with me??

Mupepe (8:52:12 PM): nothing.  like i said, I like you.  but why would you think that sleeping around would make your relationship with ruben any better?  I can guarantee that's what's keeping him away.  and no offense, but for good reason.

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Jesus Christ.  Women are fucking insane (except Catz )

HOLY SHIT, U JUST GAINED 1000 REPUTATION WITH THE OWNAGE FACTION!!!!!!!!

[Prost]

See now you're dealing with fucking nut job women who mean shit to you and just bug the hell out of you.  Was it worth the pussy?

[Mupepe]

See now you're dealing with fucking nut job women who mean shit to you and just bug the hell out of you.  Was it worth the pussy?

Honestly, no. 

[Prost]

See now you're dealing with fucking nut job women who mean shit to you and just bug the hell out of you.  Was it worth the pussy?

Honestly, no. 

Damnit Mupepe! Stop wasting time with idiots and find yourself a woman equal to you.

Better yet, I think you should hold on for one that makes you truly want to be a better person.

You've obviously "fucked it out of your system" by now.  Time to go back up to the top level man!

[Mupepe]

I do want a good woman.  I have trouble finding any 

[Van Cruncheon]

sometimes i really appreciate my wife and her sanity.

[The Fake Shemp]

I think we all appreciate your wife.

[Van Cruncheon]

[Homemade Milk]

I do want a good woman.  I have trouble finding any 

do what will does to me, when she IMs you, just dont respond. when u meet her in RL, do ur stuff

[makaveli]

wow shes crazy and pics?

[Mupepe]

wow shes crazy and pics?

There were pics in the last thread about her.

[TVC15]

I was hoping you meant a genuine downie.

Same here.  Thread does not deliver.

[Mupepe]

I don't like you anymore. 

Why?

[BlueTsunami]

I remember my middle school friend having sex with a downie. He told me she had abnormally cone like tits

[Mupepe]

My friends crazy g/f that I fucked

People get in real trouble for that kind of shit around here.

Eh, I told the guy before hand that she had sent me text messages asking me to fuck her.  Then I told him after I fucked her.  Meh.

[DJ_Tet]

Was she still his gf when you fucked her?

What did he say when you told him she wanted to fuck you?

Where are the pics?  The search function in EB sucks, can't search by topic creator.

[Mupepe]

Was she still his gf when you fucked her?

What did he say when you told him she wanted to fuck you?

Where are the pics?  The search function in EB sucks, can't search by topic creator.

Yeah, they're still dating right now.

He said she was probably joking.  I showed him exactly what she said and he said, and I quote, "Meh.  I don't give a shit."

Here are two pics.  I said in the original thread, I was willing because she was the hottest girl I've ever been with and will probably ever be with...


On the left

[DJ_Tet]

Damn, she's fucking smoking, but she's got crazy eyes.  But I like crazy eyes 


I can't believe he's still dating her.  I take it you aren't the only guy she's fucked around with?  He's fucking nuts, I don't care how hot she is.  He's already fucked her, he shouldn't put up with that.

edit- unless he gets off on it 

[BlueTsunami]

She looks like a mini Jessica Simpson in the first pic

[Mupepe]

Damn, she's fucking smoking, but she's got crazy eyes.  But I like crazy eyes 


I can't believe he's still dating her.  I take it you aren't the only guy she's fucked around with?  He's fucking nuts, I don't care how hot she is.  He's already fucked her, he shouldn't put up with that.

edit- unless he gets off on it 

She is crazy as fuck.  They have a seriously fucked up relationship and I don't know why either of them put up with each other.  He's a complete dick to her too.  And I'm sure she's fucked other of his friends.

[DJ_Tet]

Wow, this story is completely fascinating to me.  Thanks for being so brutally candid.


I can almost picture her fucking the black DJ at their wedding...hmmm...

[Shuri]

I really hate how a lot of girls all copied the paris hilton/jessica simpsons look. I'm so fucking tired of it.

[Mupepe]

Her (7:50:26 PM): just checking my mail. so how was your valentines day?
Mupepe (7:50:34 PM): pretty good.  yours?
Her (7:52:17 PM): it wasent so bad. im sick. and ruben spent the money he was saving for my present on beer. so i didnt actually get a present.
Her (7:52:49 PM): but he liked the watch i got him




What a dumb bitch.

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Ruben sounds awesome.

[Mupepe]

Mupepe (7:53:02 PM): what was he going to get you?
her (7:53:35 PM): i dunno. probably nothing. he told me later that he kinda knew he was gonna spend his money on beer or drugs, instead of getting me anything.
her  (7:53:38 PM): such a sweetheart.
her  (7:54:08 PM): but i got to take him on a nasty guilt trip, and i made him promise to take me shopping. so thats my present.
Mupepe (7:54:24 PM): hahaha
Mupepe (7:54:27 PM): i love ruben
her  (7:54:31 PM): me too
her  (7:55:14 PM): and he kissed me, even tho im like..dying. so thats always sweet
Mupepe (7:56:28 PM): Yeah, at least he'll throw aside his fear of germs for you
her  (7:56:44 PM): hes kissed me when iv been nastier tho. Once, he held my hair while i puked out his car, and he kissed me after that. hes so sweet.
Mupepe (7:58:11 PM): god, I hope he was drunk
her  (7:58:43 PM): he was a little, but not as bad as me lol
Mupepe (7:58:59 PM): grody
Mupepe (7:59:00 PM): lolz

[drozmight]

why do girls always have the crazy smile on in their pictures?

[makaveli]

Mupepe (7:53:02 PM): what was he going to get you?
her (7:53:35 PM): i dunno. probably nothing. he told me later that he kinda knew he was gonna spend his money on beer or drugs, instead of getting me anything.
her  (7:53:38 PM): such a sweetheart.
her  (7:54:08 PM): but i got to take him on a nasty guilt trip, and i made him promise to take me shopping. so thats my present.
Mupepe (7:54:24 PM): hahaha
Mupepe (7:54:27 PM): i love ruben
her  (7:54:31 PM): me too
her  (7:55:14 PM): and he kissed me, even tho im like..dying. so thats always sweet
Mupepe (7:56:28 PM): Yeah, at least he'll throw aside his fear of germs for you
her  (7:56:44 PM): hes kissed me when iv been nastier tho. Once, he held my hair while i puked out his car, and he kissed me after that. hes so sweet.
Mupepe (7:58:11 PM): god, I hope he was drunk
her  (7:58:43 PM): he was a little, but not as bad as me lol
Mupepe (7:58:59 PM): grody
Mupepe (7:59:00 PM): lolz

lol wtf