In the week before's Masters of Horror, there was an episode where a family man finds a letter written by George Washington where he talks about eating children and fashioning utensils out of their bones. Then, some crazy secret cannibalistic Washingtonian cult tries to murder him and his family to protect Washington's dark secret and preserve his legacy. Apparently chopping down the cherry tree means chopping up virgin youths, because their meat is so delicious. Eventually, all ends well and the cult is destroyed and America learns the truth, and swap Washington's face on the one dollar bill with Dubya's.
I think I'd rather have a cannibal Washington.
