"I don't know his present condition — Americans know best about that, as they are experts in alcohol and addiction to it — but the one who exams his personality finds that he is addicted to two other faults, lying and gambling"
So dude's saying Bush is basically like every one of my friends.
Bush would be like, hey Zawahiri want to come to my place and play poker we have beers and shit, and Zawahiri would be like no dude I'm gonna like pray or grow my beard or something and Bush would be like stop being such a douchebag #2 lol your title means to take a shit no wonder you're such a douchebag, douchebag. Then Bush would wedgie his next-door neighbor for no reason.