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Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« on: February 14, 2007, 12:05:39 PM »
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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2007, 12:11:47 PM »
Pitchfork is for poofs.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2007, 12:15:21 PM »
Pitchfork is for poofs.

Go watch some of those Dario Argento movies that are too good to be released anywhere but in Dario's basement.
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« Reply #3 on: February 14, 2007, 12:16:45 PM »
HI I READ PITCHFORK I KNOW GOOD MUSIC BECAUSE IM A POOF LOLZ JET LOLZ WHO LISTENS TO JET AM I RITE GUYZ

FORGET YOU ALL IM GOING TO GO TO THE PITCHFORK FORUMS TO TALK ABOUT OBSCURE FORIEGN BANDS
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #4 on: February 14, 2007, 12:18:31 PM »
lol, TVC is such an elitist prick

glad i got him on ignore
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #5 on: February 14, 2007, 12:20:27 PM »
Pitchfork is for poofs.

Go watch some of those Dario Argento movies that are too good to be released anywhere but in Dario's basement.

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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #6 on: February 14, 2007, 12:30:59 PM »
Who knew monkeys were so imaginative when it comes to drinking piss?  Fuck evolution.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #7 on: February 14, 2007, 01:18:14 PM »
Who knew monkeys were so imaginative when it comes to drinking piss?  Fuck evolution.

Their review for the original Jet album was also great, but I am too lazy to dig it up.  Also note how Willco, a man that probably jerks off to pictures of Harry Knowles' face, criticizes my taste in websites.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #8 on: February 14, 2007, 01:55:17 PM »
Uh, I hate AICN.  Way to miss the boat there Pitchfork Poof.  You guys should start a gang, where you could throw CDs of mainstream bands you hate at people.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #9 on: February 14, 2007, 02:01:05 PM »
Uh, I hate AICN.  Way to miss the boat there Pitchfork Poof.  You guys should start a gang, where you could throw CDs of mainstream bands you hate at people.

Do you not read AICN?  You never ever go there?
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #10 on: February 14, 2007, 02:05:00 PM »
Of course, their news is legit.  Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news.  When have I ever stood by their editorial content?

That's like being a sports fan, and refusing to go to ESPN.com because you hate Skip Bayless.
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« Reply #11 on: February 14, 2007, 02:10:59 PM »
Of course, their news is legit.  Harry is a producer, Drew is a screenwriter and as so, they're privvy to legitimate news.  When have I ever stood by their editorial content?

That's like being a sports fan, and refusing to go to ESPN.com because you hate Skip Bayless.

There you go, that's also why I go to Pitchfork.  If something I like is reviewed, I'll probably read it.  If I see a review for one of their whipping boys (like Jet) I'll read it. 

So please, save your poof crap.  And there are no pitchfork forums.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #12 on: February 14, 2007, 02:13:51 PM »
Uh, the whole point of Pitchfork is editorial content.  Who goes to Pitchfork for music news?  That's like me going to CHUD for movie news.  The entire site is founded on editorial content.

The same can't be said for AICN, arguably the most important film site out there nowadays (especially when those who work in the industry have it on constant refresh) or something like EPSN, which offer leading industry news and shitty editorial content.
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« Reply #13 on: February 14, 2007, 02:17:17 PM »
Uh, the whole point of Pitchfork is editorial content.  Who goes to Pitchfork for music news?  That's like me going to CHUD for movie news.  The entire site is founded on editorial content.

The same can't be said for AICN, arguably the most important film site out there nowadays (especially when those who work in the industry have it on constant refresh) or something like EPSN, which offer leading industry news and shitty editorial content.

Um, lots of people go to pitchfork for news.  They're pretty much the only daily updating source for indie music news.  WIllco illustrating that he doesn't no what he's talking about, once again.

Pitchfork's editorial content dropped off years ago (a few older writers aside, although even they are jaded these days).  I'm as much a pitchfork poof as you are a Knowles fetishist.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #14 on: February 14, 2007, 02:32:50 PM »
You love their reviews!  You said so yourself!
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #15 on: February 14, 2007, 02:33:07 PM »
I bet you even make music purchases based on their reviews!
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #16 on: February 14, 2007, 02:34:04 PM »
I don't purchase anything off reviews anymore.  I go off recs from friends and forum chatter.  Maybe 5 years ago, you'd be right.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2007, 02:37:37 PM »
Just admit it.  You think Pitchfork editors' poop tastes like licorice and enjoy obscure indie bands that are only as good until they are known by more than 50 people.
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« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2007, 02:43:06 PM »
Just admit it.  You think Pitchfork editors' poop tastes like licorice and enjoy obscure indie bands that are only as good until they are known by more than 50 people.

Not at all.  I listen to plenty of popular things.  Admittedly not much from past the mid-90s.  That's when I finger the mainstream music industry as totally going to shit.
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« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2007, 02:43:43 PM »
Your music tastes are probably as mainstream as David Lynch! Take that!
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2007, 02:44:33 PM »
Your music tastes are probably as mainstream as David Lynch! Take that!

His favorite band is Rammstein, you know.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2007, 02:45:53 PM »
Well, his movies suck, so I don't expect him to have good taste in music.
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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2007, 02:47:41 PM »
Well, his movies suck, so I don't expect him to have good taste in music.

Well, I'll admit, it's no match for Raimi's Nickelback love, is it?
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2007, 03:11:49 PM »
Well, I'll admit, it's no match for Raimi's Nickelback love, is it?

Raimi doesn't like Nickelback.  His music interests are not as specific as his film interests (big Three Stooges and Scorcese fan), but I do know he really liked Oingo Boingo, which is why he started to work with Elfman.

And Oingo Boingo is ten times the band than that Euro trash Lynch likes.
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« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2007, 03:49:22 PM »
Well, I'll admit, it's no match for Raimi's Nickelback love, is it?

Raimi doesn't like Nickelback.  His music interests are not as specific as his film interests (big Three Stooges and Scorcese fan), but I do know he really liked Oingo Boingo, which is why he started to work with Elfman.

And Oingo Boingo is ten times the band than that Euro trash Lynch likes.

I never said I liked Lynch's musical tastes.  Oingo Boingo, however, is nothing more than charmingly mediocre.  None of this changes that he chose to let Nickleback do that Spider-Man song.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2007, 04:10:06 PM »
He had nothing to do with that.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2007, 04:10:57 PM »
Wow, so he has no control over his own movies?  That's some director!
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2007, 04:12:28 PM »
ELITISTS UNITE, LET'S TERRORIZE THIS SHITHOLE

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« Reply #28 on: February 14, 2007, 04:13:36 PM »
Wow, so he has no control over his own movies?  That's some director!

Uh, the Nickelback song wasn't in the movie.  How many directors have control of INSPIRED BY albums?  Are you just being dumb now, poof?

I think the only two songs from the Inspired By album that were in the movie at all was some Alien Ant Farm song in the background music from the radio in Uncle Ben's car and the Macy Gray parade things.  Both coordinated by Sony, because its their property and they wanted their artists in it.
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« Reply #29 on: February 14, 2007, 04:14:42 PM »
Wow, so he has no control over his own movies?  That's some director!

Uh, the Nickelback song wasn't in the movie.  How many directors have control of INSPIRED BY albums?  Are you just being dumb now, poof?

So he doesn't have a say over who gets to be on the Inspired albums?  Nickelback will forever be associated with that movie. 
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« Reply #30 on: February 14, 2007, 04:16:20 PM »
Nobody does.  Sure, the Nickelback song is associated with the movie due to its huge popularity, but it was never in the movie.  Sam Raimi is a director, not a marketing exec.
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« Reply #31 on: February 14, 2007, 04:17:18 PM »
Nobody does.  Sure, the Nickelback song is associated with the movie due to its huge popularity, but it was never in the movie.  Sam Raimi is a director, not a marketing exec.

That's a shame.  I guess that's what he gets for selling out and becoming Mr. Corporate Shill.
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« Reply #32 on: February 14, 2007, 04:18:47 PM »
How does Sony creating an INSPIRED BY album make Raimi a sellout?  This is like PD-level logic here.
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« Reply #33 on: February 14, 2007, 04:20:28 PM »
How does Sony creating an INSPIRED BY album make Raimi a sellout?  This is like PD-level logic here.

Because it's associated with a movie Raimi made.  A sub-par product not controlled by Raimi was stapled to the Spider-Man money train, and Raimi didn't smack it down or (as far as we know) try to exhibit any sort of quality control.  Isn't there a fucking Aerosmith song on that, too?
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #34 on: February 14, 2007, 04:21:38 PM »
People, Raimi made For Love of the Game. Artistic integrity is LONG gone for him.
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« Reply #35 on: February 14, 2007, 04:22:03 PM »
How is Raimi going to smack down an INSPIRED BY album.  This is the dumbest thing you've possibly ever said.  And you've said some dumb things.
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« Reply #36 on: February 14, 2007, 04:23:43 PM »
he made a comic book movie. nothing screams sellout more than making a movie based on a popular license. the fact that he let Sony Music staple their shitball flavor-of-the-week nu-metal act to it only drives the point home, like CG pegging you in your Marvel-themed shower stall.
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« Reply #37 on: February 14, 2007, 04:23:51 PM »
How is Raimi going to smack down an INSPIRED BY album.  This is the dumbest thing you've possibly ever said.  And you've said some dumb things.

Because the Inspired album is riding the coattails of his movie.  How is this hard to understand?  He allowed a subpar OFFICIAL product to further deface the movie.
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« Reply #38 on: February 14, 2007, 04:25:23 PM »
You're a moron.  How is going to control an INSPIRED ALBUM for a property HE DOESN'T OWN.
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« Reply #39 on: February 14, 2007, 04:26:14 PM »
Willco, so testy! :spin
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #40 on: February 14, 2007, 04:29:01 PM »
You're a moron.  How is going to control an INSPIRED ALBUM for a property HE DOESN'T OWN.

I guarantee that even if he couldn't stop the release of one (and he most definitely couldn't), he could have at least exerted a bit of quality control on it.  It's as shitty as it is because he didn't step in.  Or fuck, maybe he's the one that stepped in and made it shitty in the first place.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #41 on: February 14, 2007, 04:29:18 PM »
hush, Shake. I took you off ignore because the Argento > Fellini argument from Jewy Jewstein there horrified me on some primal level, but you aren't in the Elitist Klub yet.
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« Reply #42 on: February 14, 2007, 04:29:45 PM »
He can't exert control - HE DOESN'T OWN THE PROPERTY.  Sony can do whatever they want and they did.  This is your worst troll ever.

p.s. Argento is still better than Fellini
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« Reply #43 on: February 14, 2007, 04:30:57 PM »
hush, Shake. I took you off ignore because the Argento > Fellini argument from Jewy Jewstein there horrified me on some primal level, but you aren't in the Elitist Klub yet.

I don't want to be an elitist, I just enjoy seeing Willco try to defend a decent franchise while hating on a bevy of great, classic films.
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« Reply #44 on: February 14, 2007, 04:31:06 PM »
He can't exert control - HE DOESN'T OWN THE PROPERTY.  Sony can do whatever they want and they did.  This is your worst troll ever.

p.s. Argento is still better than Fellini

Face it, Willco, your stupid Jesus allowed a shitty inspired by album to come out without trying to save our ears.  
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« Reply #45 on: February 14, 2007, 04:36:22 PM »
Bad troll, please go back to Drinky school.  Now you just look stupid!
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« Reply #46 on: February 14, 2007, 04:37:34 PM »
willco, dude, you can't accuse tvc of bad arguments when you claim argento is better than fellini. fellini has exerted a powerful influence on modern cinematography and direction across more than a single genre, and is cited as an inspiration by more directors than just those from the coterie of overinflated hacks who nerd out on horror. argento made some trippy horror flicks and set the bar for gialli cinema, but doesn't even begin to approach the influence of fellini.

and raimi's just who you call when you can't get cameron or scott. "hey, we got a big budget. who should direct?" "ridley scott?" "nah, he's not so big on licensed properties -- he's too into the creativity thing." "cameron?" "nah, too much vision; he'll feud with the property owner." "fuck, who's a big enough whore for money, then?" <together>"SAM RAIMI!"
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« Reply #47 on: February 14, 2007, 04:37:57 PM »
Bad troll, please go back to Drinky school.  Now you just look stupid!

Yes, Willco, I am sure I am the one that looks stupid here.  Just like how you aren't a ninthing.  A promotional product attached to a Raimi flick sucked ass, and it's 100% not Raimi's fault.  Oh, and For the Love of the Game also wasn't Raimi's fault.  Nothing is ever Raimi's fault.
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« Reply #48 on: February 14, 2007, 04:38:22 PM »
BU BU BUT ARGENTO HAS TITTIES AND STYLE!!!!1
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« Reply #49 on: February 14, 2007, 04:38:44 PM »
willco, dude, you can't accuse tvc of bad arguments when you claim argento is better than fellini. fellini has exerted a powerful influence on modern cinematography and direction across more than a single genre, and is cited as an inspiration by more directors than just those from the coterie of overinflated hacks who nerd out on horror. argento made some trippy horror flicks and set the bar for gialli cinema, but doesn't even begin to approach the influence of fellini.

and raimi's just who you call when you can't get cameron or scott. "hey, we got a big budget. who should direct?" "ridley scott?" "nah, he's not so nig on licensed properties." "cameron?" "nah, too much vision; he'll feud with the property owner." "fuck, who's a big enough whore for money, then?" <together>"SAM RAIMI!"

It's sad when TVC has to back up a bad troll by getting Drinky to do his dirty work :-\
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #50 on: February 14, 2007, 04:40:02 PM »
he gave me $40 yesterday, i'm obligated
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #51 on: February 14, 2007, 04:40:19 PM »
Its sad when multiple people are pointing out how lame your tastes are, and the best you can do is counter with "ur a troll". Pathetic.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #52 on: February 14, 2007, 04:40:46 PM »
willco, dude, you can't accuse tvc of bad arguments when you claim argento is better than fellini. fellini has exerted a powerful influence on modern cinematography and direction across more than a single genre, and is cited as an inspiration by more directors than just those from the coterie of overinflated hacks who nerd out on horror. argento made some trippy horror flicks and set the bar for gialli cinema, but doesn't even begin to approach the influence of fellini.

and raimi's just who you call when you can't get cameron or scott. "hey, we got a big budget. who should direct?" "ridley scott?" "nah, he's not so nig on licensed properties." "cameron?" "nah, too much vision; he'll feud with the property owner." "fuck, who's a big enough whore for money, then?" <together>"SAM RAIMI!"

It's sad when TVC has to back up a bad troll by getting Drinky to do his dirty work :-\

I think it's more sad that you can't admit one of your idols has made mistakes.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #53 on: February 14, 2007, 04:41:37 PM »
he gave me $40 yesterday, i'm obligated

 :lol

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« Reply #54 on: February 14, 2007, 04:42:33 PM »
SAM RAIMI directs THE HOBBIT, featuring the platinum hit "H0bb1t Boi" by AVRIL LAVIGNE
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« Reply #55 on: February 14, 2007, 04:43:22 PM »
SAM RAIMI directs THE HOBBIT, featuring the platinum hit "H0bb1t Boi" by AVRIL LAVIGNE

I will pay you money to write out lyrics and I will send them to Sam myself.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #56 on: February 14, 2007, 04:43:33 PM »
he gave me $40 yesterday, i'm obligated

 :lol

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I think it's more sad that you can't admit one of your idols has made mistakes.

You were doing better when you stopped replying and let Drinky do the work.

What a spanking retort to my point.  Go back to pretending that For the Love of the Game wasn't Raimi's faux pas.
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Re: Pitchfork reviews new Jet video
« Reply #57 on: February 14, 2007, 04:43:38 PM »
Its sad when multiple people are pointing out how lame your tastes are, and the best you can do is counter with "ur a troll". Pathetic.
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« Reply #58 on: February 14, 2007, 04:44:18 PM »
i still think we need to do a podcast with me, tvc, and you where we just bitch about this shit and piss each other off. you'd be like tucker carlson; keith would be the effete socialist-of-the-week; and i'd be GEORGE MOTHERFUCKIN' MCLAUGHLIN. Of movies!
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« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2007, 04:44:52 PM »
Oh god, now nintentard wants to throw his shit into the mix. :rofl
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