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Ecrofirt

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Ohio sucks.
« on: August 18, 2006, 01:13:25 PM »
I was just in your shitty state for 3 days. I just wanted you to know that it sucks.

On a scale of things that suck, I've come up with this:

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1: Having my balls cut off
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3: Ohio
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10: Getting a paper cut

Ohio sucks.
« Last Edit: August 18, 2006, 01:16:21 PM by Ecrofirt »
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2006, 01:21:29 PM »
Ohio, Canada and Minnesota are all places that suck
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Ecrofirt

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2006, 01:23:44 PM »
I'd imagine Wyoming sucks more than all of them. That's a pretty sucky place.
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demi

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2006, 01:24:34 PM »
You probably went to a shitty part of the state

Where I am I have plenty of options to run off to

Let's see... Michigan... no, wait, TBS is there

Indiana... I could punch BuddyC's face off, that sounds nice

Illinois... Chicago it is!

Yep, I'm moving to Chicago.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #4 on: August 18, 2006, 01:25:54 PM »
I'd move to where demi live, just so he could berate me in public.  :-*
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cloudwalking

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #5 on: August 18, 2006, 01:26:22 PM »
Canada and Minnesota are all places that suck

At least I don't wear wear pajamas with tiny deer or candy canes on them in the summer time!

SO TAKE THAT "EH"

But yeah, North Dakota is even better than Ohio.

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #6 on: August 18, 2006, 01:26:46 PM »
That is a filthy lie.
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cloudwalking

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #7 on: August 18, 2006, 01:29:32 PM »
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lauren: yeah, i log all my aim chats
lauren: anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law
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will: Alright, I'm getting ready for bed.
will: I'm in pajamas.
will: They have candy canes on them.
lauren: have a good sleep
will: It is lovely.
lauren: :O
lauren: haha
will: ITS A SECRET
will: DONT TELL
lauren: i'll talk to you tomorrow after soap
lauren: i can't promise that
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #8 on: August 18, 2006, 01:30:49 PM »
That is obviously a fabrication of chat logs, taken out of context, and one where I said that jokingly.  Hence the caps.  cloudwalking... your "punk" has backfired.
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #9 on: August 18, 2006, 01:36:11 PM »
I lived there (ohio) 6 months and wanted to DIE
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TVC15

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #10 on: August 18, 2006, 01:37:18 PM »
Ohio has Cedar Point. . .and that's it.
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #11 on: August 18, 2006, 01:38:16 PM »
Ohio has nothing but obnoxious residents, much like the other two places I listed.
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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2006, 01:40:59 PM »
I lived there (ohio) 6 months and wanted to DIE

I lived there 6 months too and I didn't really enjoy it, the best part was being with my boyfriend.

MORE LIKE BLOWHIO AMIRITE

MrAngryFace

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2006, 01:42:11 PM »
LOLZ U AM RITE
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2006, 01:49:10 PM »
LOL U R RITE
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MrAngryFace

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2006, 01:59:01 PM »
LOL
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demi

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2006, 02:25:09 PM »
We have Neo-Nazi Riots, so once again I state, you went to the crappy parts of Ohio (re: Matlock & TToB)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo,_Ohio#Toledo_Riot
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2006, 02:29:04 PM »
Other famous Ohioans:

redWOOD
Me
Outcast2004
Matlock


So .. uhh ... you may have a point.


demi

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2006, 02:37:26 PM »
Yeah if you used that list to model Ohio off I would be disgusted too

In fact it disgusts me right now -- get out of my state
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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2006, 02:54:06 PM »
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2006, 03:04:55 PM »
Other famous Ohioans:

redWOOD
Me
Outcast2004
Matlock


So .. uhh ... you may have a point.


Ahem, me too.

It's okay.  I live in North Canton, pretty much one of the richest parts of Ohio, right down the street from the Hoover company.  It's fun here anyway.
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Ecrofirt

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2006, 03:55:15 PM »
Ohio has Cedar Point. . .and that's it.
Cedar Point is exactly why I was in Ohio.

If it wasn't for Cedar Point and Faygo Orange, I'd probably have hung myself from a tree.
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demi

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #22 on: August 18, 2006, 04:07:20 PM »
I'd probably have hung myself from a tree.

So that would make #2 on the "Good things to come out of Ohio" list
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Ecrofirt

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #23 on: August 18, 2006, 04:31:04 PM »
Probably!

Where do you live in Ohio, demi? I stayed in Port Clinton for a few days, and while the people were nice, it didn't stop Ohio from sucking.
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etiolate

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #24 on: August 18, 2006, 06:03:03 PM »
Canada and Minnesota are all places that suck

At least I don't wear wear pajamas with tiny deer or candy canes on them in the summer time!


You..

you say that as if it's wrong!

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #25 on: August 18, 2006, 06:03:56 PM »
I could sue cloudwalking for libel.
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #26 on: August 18, 2006, 06:08:17 PM »
ARe you REALLY tortful enough to do that?
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Bacon

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #27 on: August 18, 2006, 06:12:14 PM »
I sleep in the nude.

The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #28 on: August 18, 2006, 06:21:07 PM »
I know a good lawyer, Drinky.  cloudwalking's assets are mine!
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #29 on: August 18, 2006, 06:22:41 PM »
Oh how I hate Ohio State...

still doesn't stop them from kicking our ass :(
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The Fake Shemp

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #30 on: August 18, 2006, 06:24:37 PM »
cloudwalking is like a community cancer.
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Bacon

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #31 on: August 18, 2006, 06:24:38 PM »
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH OHIO

EXCEPT THE SNOW AND THE RAIN

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #32 on: August 18, 2006, 06:31:28 PM »
When I went to Ohio I was disgusted with the plain, dirty look of the place (Clevland and some other places). Obviously I'm biased against Ohio in general, but I just didn't like it.

Michigan is probably real boring to people who live in other states too.
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #33 on: August 18, 2006, 09:20:48 PM »
When I went to Ohio I was disgusted with the plain, dirty look of the place (Clevland and some other places). Obviously I'm biased against Ohio in general, but I just didn't like it.

Michigan is probably real boring to people who live in other states too.

Cleveland is one of the dirtiest motherfucking cities I've ever been to, and I live only an hour away.  You really have to go to the better parts of Ohio to appreciate it, Like North Canton, Cincinatti, Dayton, Columbus.

And Ohio State is a really cool college, full of really fucking stupid people.
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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #34 on: August 18, 2006, 11:43:21 PM »
Blasted red state that decided it all >:(

Bloodwake

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #35 on: August 19, 2006, 12:28:04 AM »
Kentucky = ten times fucking worse. I guarantee it.

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #36 on: August 19, 2006, 12:29:26 AM »
I thought you were from Britian?
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Bloodwake

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #37 on: August 19, 2006, 01:23:46 AM »
I thought you were from Britian?

Uh... no.

London, Kentucky. hahahahaha. Probably, how you got mixed up. Didn't think I posted my hometown on here.

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Re: Ohio sucks.
« Reply #38 on: August 19, 2006, 07:26:18 AM »
Anyone live in Colorado (Boulder)?

How is it?
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