Fuck FTD.com in the fucking ass...

[Mupepe]

fuck 'em!  I ordered flowers for someone a week ago.  THEY DIDN'T FUCKING ARRIVE.

It says the latest deliveries would be 5pm.

WELL IT'S PAST FUCKING 5PM

Fuck you!

That's fucking bullsjhitaskiodjhfg aioqhjreh uhasudfhasj plyuioewhasjdhfjdfn jhbajhfduioasdhrfajhfj ahdfuiqnwekjnbvcasyuhbfhf hfdjgfduio haskudh79heauf\

I call their fucking customer service line and it says "due to extraordinary high call volumes we can't connect you to a representative, please call back later"akl; djl;fasl djasidjhfasdhfna;lkfdas
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FASKLD;S WHATK THE FUCK!?!/

God-fucking-dammit

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FUCK THEM IN THE FUCKINGA SS

[Mupepe]

193 dollars  KSJDKFJAIN THE KJL;FDASL;JFD ;LAKJKL;FJASDKL;J asjdfaskl;jf


WHAT A FUCKING WASTE

[cloudwalking]

should have got a cookie bouquet instead. cheaper, you can eat it, and it gets delivered on time.

[MrAngryFace]

Ah V-Day.

[Mupepe]

Order Date: Wednesday 02/07/2007
Delivery On: Wednesday 02/14/2007
Delivery To: ****
  Business
  ***********
  ******
  HOUSTON, TX 77045-6205
  USA
  ***-***-****



 
Valentine's Day Bqt $169.99
07V1  

 

 
Service Charges: $9.99
Tax: $13.09
---------------- ---------
Subtotal $193.07




--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Total Charge: $193.07 + We'll make you look like a jackass
Credit Card Type:      VISA  

 
All prices are in US dollars since there is no way to measure ass poundage  lolz

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Wow, you got fucked.

[Mupepe]

Wow, you got fucked.

Yeah, it fucking hurts too.

No V-Day pussy for me because she doesn't believe me.  Fucking nice.

[GilloD]

Check Consumerist.com. Plenty of stories of floral ass poundage today. One guy had his flowers delivered YESTERDAY because they "didn't have time" today

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

Sodomize her.

...just sayin'

[Mupepe]

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should have got a cookie bouquet instead. cheaper, you can eat it, and it gets delivered on time.

I shouldn't have gone with FTD.com

Fucking Christ, my mom told me to avoid 1800flowers.com because they fucked her over last year and now FTD.com fucks me.  Damn, I'm just so fuckable.  

WHO WANTS TO FUCK ME?!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

 

[Mupepe]

Check Consumerist.com. Plenty of stories of floral ass poundage today. One guy had his flowers delivered YESTERDAY because they "didn't have time" today

That's fucking ridiculous.  I can't wait til one of those little bastards picks up.  

[makaveli]

pics of whoever your giving them to

[Mupepe]

pics of whoever your giving them to

No way.  I actually care about her.

[makaveli]

pics of whoever your giving them to

No way.  I actually care about her.

grow some balls i posted pics of my valentine

[The Fake Shemp]

Hey, if it makes you feel better, my package for my special someone hasn't arrived yet.  But they've still got three hours.

[Mupepe]

pics of whoever your giving them to

No way.  I actually care about her.

grow some balls i posted pics of my valentine

Suck on my balls.  No.  You don't mind because everyone already know your Valentine is Tupac.

Hey, if it makes you feel better, my package for my special someone hasn't arrived yet.  But they've still got three hours.

What did you send me? 

[The Fake Shemp]

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING GOOD DAY SIR

[Shuri]

200$US WORTH OF FLOWERS?! 

[Mupepe]

200$US WORTH OF FLOWERS?! 

They were so pretty too