I got the greatest fortune cookie ever!

[Mupepe]

On the little slip of paper it says:

Warning: Do not eat your fortune.

[The Fake Shemp]

My uncle once got one that said:

You will receive a free meal.

So he brought it to the attention of the restaurant owner, and after much Jewish haggling, he got his meal for free.

[Mupepe]

My uncle once got one that said:

You will receive a free meal.

So he brought it to the attention of the restaurant owner, and after much Jewish haggling, he got his meal for free.

[Catz]

I got one that said I was destined to open many more fortune cookies

[Mupepe]

I got one that said I was destined to open many more fortune cookies

omg

I'd keep that one.

[Catz]

I got one that said I was destined to open many more fortune cookies

omg

I'd keep that one.

I had it floating around in my purse for over a year, but I looked for it just now and it's gone  :'(

[xnikki118x]

My uncle once got one that said:

You will receive a free meal.

So he brought it to the attention of the restaurant owner, and after much Jewish haggling, he got his meal for free.

FANTASTIC!!

[The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment]

I once got one that had "Japan" printed on it. Nothing else. In a Chinese restaurant.


I think they wanted me to eat it.

[LunarAura]

I've gotten a cookie with no fortune in it. That bad? I always wanted one to say "You again?"

[Tauntaun]

I just got an awesomer one the other day Mupoopy.

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See what I did there?

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"Everyone agrees you are the best."