Author Topic: oh god my stomach (Read 4509 times)

cloudwalking · « **on:** February 15, 2007, 07:26:59 AM »

valentine's day... oh dear lord the candy and cookies

i'm gonna be sick

demi was right

why don't i listennnnnn

Verboten · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:34:21 AM »

Johhny. Sasaki.

bagofeyes · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:38:27 AM »

Maybe its a tumor

beelzebozo · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:39:53 AM »

Quote from: bagofeyes on February 15, 2007, 07:38:27 AM

Maybe its a tumor

we're going to play a game
it's called,
"who is your daddy... and what does he do"

demi · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2007, 07:48:08 AM »

the best part is you'll still continue to gorge yourself with sweets when you feel better

you'll never learn

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2007, 08:00:29 AM »

Did you forget to throw it all up?

spoiler (click to show/hide)

We all know that's the way you do it.

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Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:13:54 AM »

Eewww Cloudwalking's going to shit flowers and bunnies.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:15:26 AM »

Top it off with Sour Skittles and Gummi Bears

When you throw it all up, at least the colors will be vibrant

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:16:16 AM »

That's what happens when you use candy canes as dildos

Prost · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:26:20 AM »

I bought my wife chocolates and she ate I think ~3

cloudwalking · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:28:30 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 11:13:54 AM

Eewww Cloudwalking's going to shit flowers and bunnies.

does that turn you on?

i threw up twice already.

what if it was coming out of both ends? does that get you hot, himuro?

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:29:44 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:30:00 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:28:30 AM

Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 11:13:54 AM
Eewww Cloudwalking's going to shit flowers and bunnies.

does that turn you on?

i threw up twice already.

what if it was coming out of both ends? does that get you hot, himuro?

You bet, babe. Oh yes. I'm pulling it out nowwww.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:31:05 AM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:35:47 AM »

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:36:43 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:31:05 AM

Lauren, you make my heart beat fast and I don't like it!

cloudwalking · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:37:50 AM »

i have that effect on a lot of people. i have to watch myself around the senior citizens.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:38:12 AM »

What is your power??

Prost · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:38:56 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 11:38:12 AM

What is your power??

have you not been reading? to make people's hearts beat fast.

fucking backhand for you

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:39:48 AM »

Enter whiteACID

Himu · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:40:01 AM »

No no no. She has bigger powers than that.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:40:30 AM »

i think it's the strong scent of maple syrup that i inherently give off. it's instinctive of us canadians. defense mechanism.

Prost · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:41:49 AM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 11:40:01 AM

No no no. She has bigger powers than that.

...........k

whiteACID · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:01:19 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:39:48 AM

Enter whiteACID

I'm allergic to sugar

did you get my pm?

Mupepe · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:26:02 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 07:26:59 AM

valentine's day... oh dear lord the candy and cookies

i'm gonna be sick demi was right

why don't i listennnnnn

With smiles on both our faces
we spit their faulty ammo to the ground
and remind them once again
With smiles on both our faces
we spit their faulty ammo to the ground
and remind them once again
That you can't kill heroes!

BlackMage · « **Reply #25 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:08:14 PM »

i dont feel so hot either

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:09:27 PM »

Quote from: BlackMage on February 15, 2007, 02:08:14 PM

i dont feel so hot either

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:10:38 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 12:01:19 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:39:48 AM
Enter whiteACID

I'm allergic to sugar

how can one so sweet be allergic to sugar?

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #28 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:12:02 PM »

BlackMage · « **Reply #29 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:12:15 PM »

only a spawn of Satan himself can be allergic to sugar.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #30 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:41:29 PM »

you're probably pregnant

Himu · « **Reply #31 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:03:15 PM »

I just vomited a bunch of yogurt. It was orange and green. I feel sicky.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #32 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:09:28 PM »

fuck fuck fuck i should not have agreed to work today

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #33 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:12:51 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 15, 2007, 02:41:29 PM

you're probably pregnant

The date yesterday must have gone very well :arr

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #34 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:25:30 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 03:09:28 PM

fuck fuck fuck i should not have agreed to work today

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #35 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:27:49 PM »

You have a belly full of lovin'.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #36 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:32:10 PM »

FUCKKKKK what do i do. how do i get out of work at this point. i'm so fucked it isn't even funny

i'm in pain here

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:33:09 PM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 03:32:10 PM

FUCKKKKK what do i do. how do i get out of work at this point. i'm so fucked it isn't even funny

i'm in pain here

Pepto Bismol.

demi · « **Reply #38 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:36:28 PM »

this is pretty funny

cloudwalking · « **Reply #39 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:37:28 PM »

demi

Tauntaun · « **Reply #40 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:41:33 PM »

I have no idea what's going on right now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #41 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:41:53 PM »

Just tell them you're sick as shit. If they make you come in, just go into work and puke on a customer as you walk in.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #42 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:43:51 PM »

Yeah I'm not sure where you work, but if you've got an upset stomach than you can't exactly do some jobs. Pretty sure you're a cashier or something where you stand all day. A job that would fire you for being sick to your stomach is not a job you want anyway, you can do better.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:44:39 PM »

it's the closing shift, so they'll never let me leave early. i mean yeah i can go in looking like i slept in an alley (which i do) but they're gonna make me stay unless i have to go to the hospital. which it is looking like. i'm well enough to use a computer i guess

BlackMage · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:47:16 PM »

have we learned a valuable life lesson?

LunarAura · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:47:27 PM »

hahhahahahha

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #46 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:50:10 PM »

What's the life lesson? I missed it...

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #47 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:51:23 PM »

Quote from: DJ_Tet on February 15, 2007, 03:50:10 PM

What's the life lesson? I missed it...

Don't work for Coach.

LunarAura · « **Reply #48 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:52:51 PM »

Srly though cloud's in the retail biz right? This is the day after Vday. She won't work at work.

LunarAura · « **Reply #49 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:53:35 PM »

Except women. They dont' get guys shit. "Oh baby you can have me for valentines day" cheap asses.

Robo · « **Reply #50 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:53:57 PM »

Quote from: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:52:51 PM

She won't work at work.

DJ_Tet · « **Reply #51 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:54:39 PM »

Oh, I thought the lesson had to do with violent valentine's day sex and bruised cervix's...I was way off...

edit: Who works at work?

BlackMage · « **Reply #52 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:55:00 PM »

Quote from: RoboJ on February 15, 2007, 03:53:57 PM

Quote from: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:52:51 PM
She won't work at work.

xnikki118x · « **Reply #53 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:18:15 PM »

I got a stomach ache from eating too many chocolates last night.

Himu · « **Reply #54 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:20:31 PM »

Just call in sick Cloud. God, not such a big deal. $:-\$

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #55 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:21:35 PM »

I hear a good 'ol vaginal pounding gets rid of a stomach ache. Or is it cramps? Either way.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #56 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:23:27 PM »

i really can't call in sick. i gotta go in looking like crap and either hope they send me home or i get completely incapacitated.

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #57 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:26:50 PM »

don't go in looking too crap or people will think you've been fucking all night and didn't have time to get it together

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #58 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:27:24 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 12:01:19 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on February 15, 2007, 11:39:48 AM
Enter whiteACID

I'm allergic to sugar

did you get my pm?

PM? I did not

cloudwalking · « **Reply #59 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:42:46 PM »

Quote from: Saint Cornelius on February 15, 2007, 04:26:50 PM

don't go in looking too crap or people will think you've been fucking all night and didn't have time to get it together

oh shit good point.

but i really do look "sickly" crap. not like "up all night being ravaged by jarosh" crap. i mean

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Author Topic: oh god my stomach (Read 4509 times)