Author Topic: So I'm sitting in this classroom... (Read 2148 times)

Prost · « **on:** February 15, 2007, 11:23:59 AM »

We turned in our papers and the teacher already left, but I have a class in an hour and a half so I just stuck around and am browsing online.

This one other person who stuck around in the classroom answers his phone

"what up nicca, daaawg you takin a shit while textin!? I hope you wash yo hands"

(yeah he's white)

"she's a alcoholic poy(I think he tried saying "boy"?) dude she like 'I want a beer!' and you be like yo duuuuuuuude"

"haha yeh dewg" "the fucks goin on man" "fo real"

"whens yo birthday foo this saturday oh sunday, what u gun do?"

"fuh real..."

"fuh real..."

"fuh real? let's go shootin' "

he's still going on and on...

"oh im just lookin my myspace right now"
"i have megan on here! whats up with her nicca she's tellin me some shit"

Sometimes you just kinda think to yourself...who the FUCK is going to give this fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow a job? why the fuck is he even in college?

I'm embarassed to be in the same school as him right now. Yeah I'm being a degrading fuck, and I know that, but he's so fucking annoying you can't imagine.

I HAVE FRIENDS YOU CAN'T IMAGINE!

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:26:17 AM »

Quote from: Prost on February 15, 2007, 11:23:59 AM

Sometimes you just kinda think to yourself...who the FUCK is going to give this fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow a job? why the fuck is he even in college?

I agree completely. I hope he burns and rots in hell.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:29:59 AM »

dewg?

if i ever heard anyone say that i'd backhand them

Prost · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:33:36 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:29:59 AM

dewg?

if i ever heard anyone say that i'd backhand them

yeah, just like "doog" when he said "dawg" it's like he tried to say dude and dog at the same time.

he's still going on and on

"yeah it's been about a month with her man, I'm dippin it right now, yeah i was killin it last night, she lets me hit it"

cool kid....

cloudwalking · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:35:13 AM »

go and punch him. just do it. or show him this thread. better yet, punch him THEN show him this thread.

Prost · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:36:59 AM »

Quote from: cloudwalking on February 15, 2007, 11:35:13 AM

go and punch him. just do it. or show him this thread. better yet, punch him THEN show him this thread.

cloud if there was no law against it........................... if there was no law against it....................

god kill me this guys so annoying. he won't stop, he just keeps going.

he's now telling his friend to punch his boss in her boob because apparently "that's the best way to get fired! just punch her in the boob!!! hahah! it works!!"

so he's an expert at getting fired... i dont think a college education is going to change that......... fuh real

whiteACID · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:37:33 AM »

suck his dick and take pictures

Prost · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:38:17 AM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 11:37:33 AM

suck his dick and take pictures

ok you fucking psycho what a cool random comment!! not..

Robo · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:45:06 AM »

I know a guy like that. You've probably met him on XBL, he's the Down's afflicted white kid freestylin' over the headset.

whiteACID · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2007, 11:58:39 AM »

just do it

sorry, i just had this random image pop in my head of you doing that, and had to express it

Prost · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:05:07 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 11:58:39 AM

just do it

sorry, i just had this random image pop in my head of you doing that, and had to express it

you're fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:26:30 PM »

i talk like that at work all the time. "sup, nicca" is my standard greeting for coworkers. i only talk like an overeducated cigarillo on the internet. tvc just walked into my office and asked "da fuck is up wit choo, nicca" and i just said "just chillin' brah, keepin' it real" and he said "some fuckin bitch from hr is ridin' mah nutz" and i said "deez nutz, nicca?" and we both lol'd

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:28:05 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 11:58:39 AM

just do it

sorry, i just had this random image pop in my head of you doing that, and had to express it

Do you ever think of me like that?

Prost: You should have been like "Yo, you gay dawg."

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:28:35 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 15, 2007, 12:26:30 PM

i talk like that at work all the time. "sup, nicca" is my standard greeting for coworkers.

Nice.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:30:00 PM »

no homo, dawg. no homo.

Mupepe · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:30:53 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 15, 2007, 12:30:00 PM

no homo, dawg. no homo.

I dunno. You're usually pretty homo with me.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:32:35 PM »

i just wanna kick it with dudes, yo! i don't wanna marry one!

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:33:44 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 15, 2007, 12:32:35 PM

i just wanna kick it with dudes, yo! i don't wanna marry one!

Only because it's not legal yet.

whiteACID · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:27:11 PM »

Quote from: Prost on February 15, 2007, 12:05:07 PM

Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 11:58:39 AM
just do it

sorry, i just had this random image pop in my head of you doing that, and had to express it
you're fucking distinguished mentally-challenged

fuck u nicca

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:30:57 PM »

post count +1

HomShaBom · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:54:51 PM »

You aint gots no reason to be hatin' on my nicca like dat

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:55:39 PM »

respek

whiteACID · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:52:25 PM »

cant respec sumone who can't spell classrom correctly, yo

Tauntaun · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:04:48 PM »

This thread cracks me up. I so hate MTV and BET. Soooooooo hate them.

OK children, it's wigger story time! Once again this is a story from my EB Games days (I've seen many a strange people there). So I was workin with this other white guy (total metal head yeah!) and these two wiggers come up to the counter with Madden. While I'm ringing them up they proceed to say to each other SEVERAL TIMES OVER:

Wigger A: "YO, we gun play some FOOTball tonight!"

Wigger B: "YO that's wassup! that's wassup!

repeat about 3 times. there was probably some other wiggerish-ghetto jargon thrown in there but the part of my brain that keeps painful memories locked away won't let me remember.

Catz · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:36:30 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 15, 2007, 12:26:30 PM

i talk like that at work all the time. "sup, nicca" is my standard greeting for coworkers. i only talk like an overeducated cigarillo on the internet. tvc just walked into my office and asked "da fuck is up wit choo, nicca" and i just said "just chillin' brah, keepin' it real" and he said "some fuckin bitch from hr is ridin' mah nutz" and i said "deez nutz, nicca?" and we both lol'd

LunarAura · « **Reply #25 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:46:10 PM »

Classrom?

Get an education, nicca.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:49:49 PM »

Quote from: LunarAura on February 15, 2007, 03:46:10 PM

Classrom?

Get an education, nicca.

That's gangsta for classroom nicca!

HomShaBom · « **Reply #27 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:56:08 PM »

xnikki118x · « **Reply #28 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:05:07 PM »

Quote from: HomShaBom on February 15, 2007, 03:56:08 PM

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The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #29 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:06:37 PM »

Wonder where they rented the "ice"...?

Vizzys · « **Reply #30 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:08:52 PM »

thas the truf son.

Prost · « **Reply #31 on:** February 15, 2007, 10:13:42 PM »

ok classroom* I had 3 hours of sleep.

it's pretty obvious what i meant

LunarAura · « **Reply #32 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:03:45 AM »

I just clownin dawg.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #33 on:** February 16, 2007, 02:09:17 AM »

Catzegirls racist mom pays for your college.

Catz · « **Reply #34 on:** February 16, 2007, 03:38:46 AM »

Quote from: The Black Stallion on February 16, 2007, 02:09:17 AM

Catzegirls racist mom pays for your college.

HAHA, no, she would never do that. And she's not really racist.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #35 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:39:07 AM »

Quote from: Catz on February 16, 2007, 03:38:46 AM

Quote from: The Black Stallion on February 16, 2007, 02:09:17 AM
Catzegirls racist mom pays for your college.

HAHA, no, she would never do that. And she's not really racist.

I may have been drunk when I wrote that, but the comment still stands. Your parents don't like black people neither do you. If that isn't racisim then I don't know what is.

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Author Topic: So I'm sitting in this classroom... (Read 2148 times)