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Solo

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In an attempt to show Himu and PD how to condense this shit into a single thread, I have tracked down what reviews I could that I have done in the past year or so. Read them, or ignore them, as you wish. Some are very brief and others are longer. Sadly, I cant seem to find anything I did before about February of last year, so this is pretty much from February of last year up to today.


The Matador (Sheperd, 2005) - 7/10

A fantastic, hilarious little film starring Pierce Brosnan as a hitman on the edge of losing it. Its basically a dark comedy in which he forms an unlikely friendship with an American while both are on (very different) business in Mexico City. From there, the men part ways but are reunited several months later when the hitman has one last job to do. Worth watching for Brosnan's off the wall performance alone, but a great movie nonetheless.


Mission: Impossible III (Abrams, 2006) - 7/10

Short and sweet: it was inferior to De Palma's M:I, and superior to Woo's craptastic M:I2. I also feel that the film could have easily been the series' best, had M:I3 not been directed by Abrams. His television roots really showed, and in my eyes, hurt the picture. His camera lingers entirely too close to the action, and features way too many extreme close-ups. You can tell he's used to having less screen area to work with. Action scenes felt unnecessarily claustrophobic. With that said, I really enjoyed pretty much everything else in the movie, and there's definately worse ways to kill a summer night.


Running Scared (Kramer, 2006) - 7/10

Well after hearing the buzz on this one ("ridiculously over the top", "so bad its good", etc, choose your own cliche), I decided to go out on a limb and make a blind buy with this one, even though I usually hate this type of movie. I dont know if I was just unknowingly in need of a crazy-but-braindead movie like this, or if Kramer just managed to craft something unique in the genre, but I found myself really enjoying this one, on a very primitive, visceral level. Its basically one of those movies that occurs all in one night, and during said night, all the creatures and scum of the night come out to play. Its like the movie is one part action, one part horror, one part thriller, and many parts of fucked up. Youve got the protaganist meeting lowlifes, junkies, pimps, hoes, and pedos all in one crazy night. Great, gritty, intense explosion of a movie.


Dark City (Proyas, 1998) - 9/10

I have always loved this film, and really never understood why it didn't take off massively like The Matrix did, despite sharing similar themes, and being released a year earlier, and being superior. Nevertheless, this is a great film, and succeeds without having or needing the flash of that movie. This is one of very few modern flicks I would actually classify as noir. Aside from themes, this is also a very dark movie, literally. I really love what this movie does with light and dark, and pretty much every scene is oozing with atmosphere, and could almost be turned into a painting. Throw in some creepy bad guys out to harvest the human soul, an interesting story, some great performances and direction, and you've got yourself a classic.


The Beach (Boyle, 2000) - 7/10

Yeah, so this film is pretty much a cheap "Lord of the Flies" clone, a Fight Club wannabe, and was released at the height of pretty boy DiCaprio's popularity craze with the 13 year old girl demographic. All less than good things. But you know what? Fuck it, this movie just works for me. Boyle treads less than original ground, but does it with enough style to pull it off. Sure, the movie has some "WTF?" moments (videogame sequence comes to mind), but the overall product is a solid, if meaningless, bit of escapism. I don't know where they shot this, but damn, I'd sure as hell take a vacation there in a heartbeat. Some of the most stunning locations I've ever seen. A nice bit of visually appealing escapism.


The Devil's Rejects (Zombie, 2005) - 8/10

Wow! I was truly surprised in the best possible way by Rob Zombie's sophomore effort. I hated, and I mean detested, his first film, as it was nothing more than a poorly conceived and crafted TCM clone. Well, I'm happy to report that his follow-up, Rejects, is definately its own beast, is miles better than his first, and is destined to become a cult classic. What I loved about this film is that it really isn't a horror film, like the first was. Instead, its more of a road movie crossed with a crime/getaway story. It's basically like Psycho meets Bonnie and Clyde, or Halloween meets Butch Cassidy And The Sundance Kid. It sounds bizarre, but that's exactly what The Devil's Rejects is. Sure, there is horror, and ultra violence, but the movie is more about this band of sadistic (and colorful) murderers on the run from the law, and a sheriff with blood on his breath. And to Zombie's credit, as a writer and director, he makes it work. I actually found myself rooting for Otis, Spaulding and Baby, even though they are psychotic killers. Throw in some great scenes, a killer soundtrack (who would have thought "Freebird" could be used so well?) and great performances, and you've got yourself a genre classic. It's a throwback to the grindhouse flicks of the 70's, and I totally dug it. This may be the largest jump in talent from a first movie to the second movie for a director I've ever seen. For those who like road movies, horror, exploitation or grindhouse movies, or any combination of the above, then this movie is highly recommended!


Gangs Of New York (Scorsese, 2002) - 6/10

I was never fond of this film after my initial viewing, and upon a more viewings, I'm still not too fond of it. And for a picture that was supposedly Marty's lifelong dream project, I feel it easily in the lower echelon of Scorsese films. A Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, Raging Bull or Goodfellas it is not. Hell, in terms of recent Marty, I enjoyed The Aviator a hell of a lot more. Strip away the beautiful visuals and Daniel Day Lewis' performance, and I would drop this to about a 5. It just seems to plod on, and never finds its footings as either a great piece of cinema, nor a great piece of entertainment.


Collateral (Mann, 2004) - 9.5/10

Re-watched this for the billionth time, but for the first time post-Miami Vice. It still stands firm in my mind as Mann's best crime film, over Thief, Vice, and the somewhat over-rated and bloated Heat. This movie is just so much tighter, gripping and exciting than Heat. It's also on my short list of seemingly infinitely re-watchable movies. Every time I watch this I am picking up more new things (for those with the DVD, Mann also gives a very interesting commentary. I love hearing him speak). If not for the final 15 minutes or so, in which Mann falls into Hollywood cliches, this would almost be a perfect film to me. Instead, it sits as a damned excellent one. Still, a great script, fantastic performances, taut pacing and editing, and some gorgeous HD camera cinematography come together to make this movie more than the sum of its parts, and elevates the film to a modern crime masterpiece.


Ali (Mann, 2001) - 5/10

Intriguing and well acted, if overly long and meandering bio-pic about the legendary Muhammad Ali. Mann chose to focus on the 1964 to 1974 period of Ali's life, from his rise to heavyweight champ, to his relationship with Malcolm X, to his rise and fall in the Muslim world, to his many wives, to having his title stripped for choosing not to fight in Vietnam, and finally ending with the "Rumble In The Jungle", in which Ali regained the title in a fight no one thought he could possibly win. The acting is absolutely marvelous here, with Will Smith giving a career-best performance in the titular role, and some stellar supporting performances are also turned in, including a great Jamie Foxx performance, and a great performance my Mario Van Peebles as the late Malcolm X. I really loved too how, whenever possible, Mann and his crew shot on the real sites that events took place on. It adds a real authenticity to the picture. Also, the 5-6 boxing scenes littered throughout the 2.5 hour film are extremely well done, and Smith's traning renders him a believable Ali. Sadly, the movie seems to greatly overstay its welcome, and runs out of steam by the time they reach Zaire. Other scenes in the film are rather questionable as to their relevance. Trim this bad boy down a bit, and a great film could have been made. As it stands, though, it's a good, but flawed movie, but definately worth at least a watch.


Heat (Mann, 1995) - 8.5/10

One could call Michael Mann's epic crime film "Heat" his "The Godfather" (not in theme, but in sheer brilliance of weaving such an intricate story). But in reality, it's more like "Magnolia", if it were a crime film. Heat is a brilliantly crafted film that starts off with several divergent stories of desperate people on both sides of the law, and through Mann's skill, ends with all the plot threads converging together to form an unforgettable ending, and a masterpiece of cinema. Once again Mann tackles his usual theme of personal life versus professionalism, this time told through a game of cat-and-mouse between a top robbery cop and a professional thief. Both men are almost two sides of the same coin, so relentlessly devoted to their craft that whatever personal and social lives they do have are falling down around them. Neil, the thief, prides himself on being able to walk away from any job at the drop of a hat, and leave his life behind. Vincent, the cop, prides himself on being able to hunt down his prey without pity or failure. Naturally, things go haywire when Neil falls in love and starts becoming spontaneous, and Vincent's obsession leads to the disintegration of his marriage (and the life of his step-daughter). Once Neil's last heist goes south, and Vincent is breathing down his neck, we are treated to one of the most original final acts ever, and one of the most emotional and unforgettable final shots ever. Highly recommended!


Brick (Johnson, 2005) - 5/10

A largely mediocre flick by first-timer Rian Johnson. The concept is an interesting one on paper (basically a Sam Spade noir set in a modern high school), but comes up monumentally short in the execution of the concept. The general plot is the search of a loner student to discover why his former girlfrend was murdered, and who did it. The journey takes him through the twisted world of junkies and losers. The dialogue doesn't have the zing or pop that it did in the 40's, and none of the actors is of the calibre to deliver it well. This film really holds nothing fresh or innovative for anyone familiar with the more famous film noirs of the 40's (namely The Maltese Falcon and The Big Sleep, both of which this film desperately wants to be). There's no modern day Bogart to be found here, to say the least. And despite sounding interesting, the concept of a noir in high school is really hilarious when you see it. Joseph Gordon-Levitt does a good job in the lead, but mostly mumbles and hunches his way through the role. That his is the top piece of acting in the film doesn't bode well for the supporting cast. This is obviously the work of a first-time writer/director, who, while showing some promise, has a very long way to go.


The Insider (Mann, 1999) - 9/10

Another fantastic film by the great Michael Mann, and possibly his best (even if not my personal favorite). Very different in style and tone than his other films, yet still distinctly Mann. This time, he tackles a real-life story ripped from the headlines. The film is about a former highly-placed scientist, Dr. Jeffrey Wigand, at a large American tobacco company, who was let go for having moral dilemmas regarding his work. He was then contacted by "60 Minutes" producer Lowell Bergman for an expert opinion on another story regarding tobacco. Bergman could sense that Wigand had something else important to say, but was bound by a confidentiality agreement to keep his mouth shut. Once Wigand starts being followed and receiving death threats, and his family life is crumbling, he decides to take on the big tobacco company that is ruining his life, head on. He teams up with Bergman to deliver his explosive insider information to 30 million viewers. The tobacco company swiftly threatens litigation to CBS, who then promptly pull the piece. The film then speeds up to a great conclusion in which Bergman choses integrity and Wigand's story over his career, and turns rogue to get the story heard. Russell Crowe and Al Pacino star as Dr. Wigand and Mr. Bergman, respectively. Their performances anchor this incredibly intriguing and expertly crafted conspiracy movie. Highly recommended!


Silent Hill (Gans, 2006) - 5/10

Beautiful to look at but incoherent is how I would describe Christophe Gans' take on the world of Silent Hill. The movie got so many little things right, yet failed in the most important aspect, that of telling a story. This movie feels like more of an expressionist painting than a logically structured plot. Basically, atmosphere and style were given more weight than the screenplay, which is never a good thing. Nevertheless, there is some enjoyment to be found in the film (and some subtle fan service done in the right way, mostly in terms of shots or locales lifted from the game), mostly in the visual or visceral sense, and the film never panders to the audience in the way most videogame movies do. In that sense, I would consider the film a success. Although I felt the screenplay was rather incomprehensible, I do feel that the major pro for this film, and what Gans should be commended for, is for perfectly nailing the atmosphere. The choice of shots, the lighting, the color palette, the gorgeous sets, the music, and the overwhelming sense of melancholy and unease were all handled perfectly. In the atmosphere sense, this truly was Silent Hill come to life. A flawed but still gripping film, one that nailed all the minor things, but fumbled on the most important ones.


United 93 (Greengrass, 2006) - 9.5/10

The first feature-length film released since 9/11 tackling that very subject matter is perhaps the best film of 2006. I, like many of you, had pondered whether or not it was too soon for a movie based on such a recent tragedy. Well, after viewing this film, I would say that now is the time for such a film, if handled with the skill, dedication and class of Greengrass' masterpiece. The film is a real-time account of the fourth hijacked plane to crash that day, and the only one that did not reach its intended target. What Greengrass offers is an interpretation of the events that transpired during the flight, in which the passengers eventually learned about the other hijacked planes, and decided to try and stop the terrorists from crashing their plane into Washington. As we all know, they were successful in averting the plane from the target, but they all still lost their lives when the plane crashed in the middle of a large field about 150 miles outside of Washington. The real victory of the film is that Greengrass doesn't paint Americans as saints, nor the terrorists as pure evil. He simply presents each side in a believable manner, and lets the viewer decide things for himself. He also recreates the chaos and emotion of that horrifying day with great power which resonates deeply with the viewer. This is a difficult film to watch, especially for those of us who remember that day so vividly. They do show much of the stock footage of the plane crashes, which re-opened the old wounds fresh, as I had not seen the footage in several years now. Even still, this is a very important film, and a story that deserves to be told, as the people on that plane and their families suffered more than any of us ever did. Believable, emotional, and unflinching, United 93 is a grand tribute to those who died on that ill-fated flight, and simply a masterpiece of cinema. The final shot is unforgettable.


The Bourne Identity (Liman, 2002) - 8.5/10

This is a great action movie, and the type that all action movies should aspire to be like. Which is to say that, although it's an actioner, it's smart, believable, grounded somewhat in reality, and bucks the usual genre cliches. It's almost hard to believe this is a Hollywood production, as it feels more like an indie in both it's writing and execution. I won't rehash a plot synopsis, as I assume most have seen the film. I found everything in the film to be rather expertly done, from the most minute things up to the work put in by the actors. I absolutely loved the decision to shoot on location. Paris actually being, er, Paris, adds a credibility and depth to the proceedings that most of these type of films lack. Overall, one of the best action-thrillers of the past 15 years.


Casino Royale (Campbell, 2006) - 9/10

Wow. Just fucking wow. In a span of a mere 2.5 hours, I have witnessed many things. The complete resurrection of the James Bond franchise, the most exciting film I've seen this year, and most importantly, the best James Bond film in 40 years. With a single viewing, Casino Royale instantly breaks into the Top 3 Bond film stratosphere. It quite simply blows away all of the old films which I love dearly. It's like losing my religion, and loving every second of it. If that is bad, then I don't want to know what good is. Hail to the king! James Bond is back, and this time he is more ruthless, deadly, intriguing, flawed, cocky, deep, and more interesting than he ever has been.

The Bond series was on life support after the last film, but Casino Royale is 1000 cc's of adrenaline straight to the heart of the franchise. Gone are the elements that had descended the series into irrelevancy: self-parody, over-reliance on action and CG, cookie cutter characters, ludicrous plots, and a requirement for a suspension of belief the size of Mt. Everest. They went back to the drawing table, or in this case, the source, and churned out the most relevent, touching, suspenseful, grounded, and genuinely emotional Bond film ever. As good as Batman Begins was as an origin story, Casino Royale trumps it in every facet. This is the best prequel ever made.

The action scenes in the film have to be seen to be believed. They wisely got away from over-the-top camp, and focused on mind-blowing practical stunts. The parkour scene in Madagascar, and the airport chase are two of the most thrilling action sequences I've seen in years. I also loved how the only weapons in this movie were guns and fists. Lots and lots of fists. Bond finally is a believable brawler, and Craig plays him with more of a serial-killer menace than has ever been seen. This is the first time I actually found Bond to be someone I would be frightened of. The violence was unflinching but never gratuitous, and the introductory bathroom fight showcased the new-age Bond perfectly. Nothing pretty, but brutally efficient. Also, though not exactly "action", the casino scenes were excellent, and really built palpable tension.

The writing is the best that has been seen in a Bond film in eons. It's downright shocking that the creative team behind this one is largely the same as were behind the previous 4 films. It seems with Craig as the new Bond, the creative staff has been re-invigorated. This is the first Bond movie with some genuinely real character development, and the first film to really build Bond. We get to see where his coldness stems from, why he announces his true name despite being a spy, and most importantly, what events transpired to mold him into the man he will become. Gone are traditional characters like Q and Moneypenny, who, while fun, are simply added bloat to the films. Gone are the cheesey one-liners and the formulaic structure. When there is humor, it is simply that, funny lines without the camp value. Hell, they even take the liberty of turning several of the famous lines on their head, and we aren't even given the famous Bond phrase until the final shot. Absolutely brilliant job by the writers. This is a really lean and tight screenplay, and I am thankful for that. Another stroke of brilliance was to not let the James Bond theme play until the final scenes. They teased with several notes here and there, but it never kicked into gear until Bond was, well, Bond.

The cast was uniformly excellent. Eva Green as Vesper Lynd is the best Bond girl, ever. She has more development and is better acted than any of the previous girls. Eva is also unbelievably radiant, and seems to have an almost unearthly beauty to her. Mads Mikkelson was great as Le Chiffre, the first believable villain in years. He wasn't after world domination, destruction, or some other ridiculous plot. He simply wanted money to fund terrorist operations. Plain, simple, and believable. Judi Dench turns in her best outing as M, and is given more to do in this one. The rest of the cast is rounded out very nicely. It seems that I have forgotten someone... who could he be?

"Bond. James Bond". Holy mother of Christ, Daniel Craig is James Bond. He quite simply turns in the best performance of any of the Bond actors, in any of the Bond films, ever. He is the first to play the role with total seriousness, and carries and intensity and charisma that I have rarely scene in film. He is instantly believable as Bond. The opening scenes display a physicality and athleticism never seen before. He follows that up by showing the ability to play a ruthless, cold-hearted bastard. Finally, he shows some real acting chops in the dramatic scenes of the movie. To me, every motion, every breath, every action, and every phrase said by Craig was truely the essence of Ian Fleming's James Bond. Scenes that stood out for me were the Madagascar scene, the shower scene, the poker scenes, the torture scenes, the end scenes (which cement him into the Bond we all know), and of course, the pitch-perfect delivery of the classic line in the film's final shot. Daniel Craig is the best Bond since Connery. And if he keeps it up for a few films, he will surpass the legend. Yes, that's what I said, and I fully mean it. That's the highest compliment I can give Craig's performance. Absolutely electric performance from the best Bond in 40 years.

Casino Royale is quite simply the most exciting film I have seen this year, the most fulfilling rebirth of a franchise ever, and possibly the best of the Bond movies.


Superman Returns (Singer, 2006) - 7/10

It's amazing what a 6 month break and a second chance on DVD will do. I hated this movie initially in theatres, but I found myself enjoying it immensely upon my second viewing last night. In a sense, I may have never given the film a fair shake in the first place. Either way, while the movie has some major flaws, it also does a lot of things very well. Starting with the problems: the film is way too long, it leaves non-hardcore fans in the dark at times, some of the performances are incredibly cheesey, as is some of the writing, there isn't enough action, and quite a bit of the CG effects seem half-baked or incomplete. As far as positives go: Routh is surprisingly excellent in both his roles, Bosworth also pleasantly surprises with her work, Singer's direction is good, the proper respect is paid to the original movies, the cinematography is very nice, and the score is excellent, due in no small part to John Williams' timeless theme. A very nice reboot for a series that was on life-support.


Children Of Men (Cuaron, 2006) - 10/10

Alfonso Cuaron has successfully brought to screen the most frightening, believable and haunting vision of the future I have ever seen. Women are infertile, Britain has closed itself off from outsiders, and the entire world is on the brink of collapse. What Cuaron does so well is that he paints the future as a slightly enhanced and rapidly decaying version of today's world. There are no flying cars, androids, or any of the usual sci-fi conventions to be found here. People still live in the same manner, and discrimination, fear, and especially hate are all still emotions that drive people. Cuaron explores this world, and navigates us through the story of a people without any faith left, who are miraculously and inexplicable given a glimmer of hope, in the form of new life. The birth of the first child in two decades represents some hope and optimism for the future, when it was thought that both were lost forever. Cuaron delivers the story to us with such class that no blatant message is forced down our throats, and we are left to make what we will of things. What I see is a film about hope even in the worst circumstances, and a film that is a masterpiece on every single level.

Alfonso Cuaron's direction is masterful in this film. I absolutely loved the way he relayed information, not through exposition, but through bits and pieces of information we pick up. Be it a news telecast, a paper, an overheard conversation, or a note, the information we are given is fractured and incomplete, which serves to make everything seem more real. This is probably the main reason, along with the dysotopian depiction of the future, that I have heard people compare Half-Life 2 the game, to this film. The decision to only feed the viewer as much information as the characters themselves get is an inspired one.

Clive Owen turns in another excellent performance as Theo, the protaganist of the piece. His performance is largely an internal one, and he portrays the initial feelings of numbness, and later the outbursts of emotion with honesty and the utmost believability. Michael Caine steals the show in his small role of Jasper, the pot-smuggling hipster with a heart of gold, willing to make any sacrifice so that the child can be born. The rest of the cast is filled out by uniformly excellent performances from a mixture of familiar faces and unknowns.

Possibly the most incredible thing about the film is the ground-breaking cinematography. There were several moments and scenes that had my jaw dropping from the incredible things I was witnessing on the screen. There are at least 2 scenes in the film (the car escape, and Theo's rescue in the finale) that run on for at least 10-15 minutes without any visible cuts, through chases and battlefields, constantly tracking the action and moving throughout the chaos. Both of these shots are pretty much the most impressive things I have seen this decade from a cinematography persective. What really seals the deal is the subtle way CG effects were used. The mark of great CG is when you can't tell it's being used. Aside from 1 or 2 obvious scenes, I could never tell if it was being used, although it obviously was in many of the scenes. An excellent visual package from top to bottom.

Alfonso Cuaron's film also manages to throw the viewer several unexpected twists, always keeps moving at a great pace, and packs one hell of an emotional punch. For all the reasons stated in this review, and for creating the most believable and frightening version of the future I have witnessed, and for accomplishing all this with an auteur's touch, I call Children of Men a masterpiece. Film of the year.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2007, 10:29:31 AM by Solo »

Himu

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #1 on: February 15, 2007, 11:28:21 AM »
I've already kept it in one single thread.

http://www.evilbore.com/forum/index.php?topic=5357.0
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #2 on: February 15, 2007, 11:29:26 AM »
 :bow :bow :bow
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2007, 11:29:49 AM »
Running Scared was sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucked up!

I never get really creeped out like I did in that movie.  The thing that really scares you is....  you begin to imagine there's really people like that living all around you... could be your neighbors, anyone....

It's SO FUCKED UP jesus christ.  They chop... children...........they chop them...  after they do god knows what.

ooooooooooooooh  I get sooooooooooooooooooooooo creeped out by that..... sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo creeped out
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FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2007, 11:30:38 AM »
The Beach is so great, and the soundtrack is amazing.

I think Dark City is overrated in my opinion.

Solo

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2007, 11:31:29 AM »
Yeah, Running Scared is all sorts of fucked up, lol. I am actually surprised a major studio actually distributed the thing. It definately has an indie feel to it. Also, <3 Vera Farmiga.

I like the OST for The Beach too, FoC. I actually even like *gulp* the All Saints song, haha.

Himu

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2007, 11:32:20 AM »
So, in the recent wave of horror movie rehashes, which of them are actually, you know, GOOD?
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Solo

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2007, 11:32:55 AM »
Remakes? For me it was really only The Hills Have Eyes remake that I liked.

Himu

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2007, 11:33:36 AM »
No, not just remakes, but horror films in general. Just looking at Saw and shit like that, I think I can tell I wouldn't like them.
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Solo

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2007, 11:36:39 AM »
I dunno. I havent seen any of the Saw movies. But of youre looking for modern horror, check out The Devil's Rejects, its one of the movies I gush over in this thread.

FlameOfCallandor

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2007, 11:41:12 AM »
My favorite modern Horro is "Event Horizon"  :bow

Prost

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2007, 11:42:21 AM »
My favorite modern Horro is "Event Horizon"  :bow
not really that modern anymore ;)  but still a cool flick
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2007, 11:43:46 AM »
:bow :bow :bow

Yeah, this thread > Himu's.

With that said, I didn't really like Running Scared that much, if at all.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2007, 11:44:18 AM »
Superior movie review thread confirmed :bow

Good review of Heat. While it's definitely "good", it just didn't live up to the hype for me. The character development was rather weak outside of a 3 characters, which made the personal aspect of the film less powerful. You didn't really get a feel for the relationships of many of the characters, mainly Pacino's team. So when people start dying it's hard to care. Much. On a side note, De Niro is fucking amazing in the movie; Pacino is good, but gets blown away by De Niro.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #14 on: February 15, 2007, 11:47:42 AM »
They both did a great job at playing a believable cop and bad guy.

I love it whenever Pacino bursts in anger in his movies :lol

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Himu

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #15 on: February 15, 2007, 11:48:35 AM »
I'm not too keen on Michael Mann movies.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #16 on: February 15, 2007, 11:52:20 AM »
Solo is pretty much my hero.
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Solo

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #17 on: February 15, 2007, 11:53:17 AM »
Found a few more small ones:

Halloween (Carpenter, 1978) - 9/10

Forget the awful sequels, forget the followers, forget the knockoffs. The original Halloween was first and best slasher film ever made, and for my money, the greatest horror film ever made. This really is John Carpenter's masterpiece, a tightly directed and edited indie film introducing the world to Jamie Lee Curtis. The film also features the late, great Donald Pleasance, and the most menacing of all 80's slasher baddies, Michael Myers. Also features the creepiest (in a great way) main theme song ever written, which also was created by Carpenter.


Apocalypse Now (Coppola, 1979) - 9/10

Simply put, the greatest war film ever created. As Coppola himself said, Apocalypse Now isnt about Vietnam, is is Vietnam! The film itself is a character study about the descent into madness, based on Heart of Darkness. The film is unforgettable, Martin Sheen almost lost his sanity during filming, Robert Duvall steals the show, and it features the best use of a song by The Doors ever. Enough said.


Throne Of Blood (Kurosawa, 1957) - 8.5/10

A great director taking on an adaptation from a great writer starring a great actor. What else could you ask for? Kurosawa takes on Shakespeare's MacBeth in this one, starring the legendary Toshiro Mifune. I just love everything about this one. Im a Kurosawa whore, this is my favorite Shakespeare tale, and I feel that of all the Mifune/Kurosawa collaborations, this is the one in which Mifune gave his best performance. A must see for all those interested in Asian cinema.


Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind (Gondry, 2004) - 9.5/10

I would call this movie the first great love story of the new millenium. Its like Casablanca on acid or something. I think many here have seen it, so I wont go into the plot much, suffice to say that two former lovers undergo a procedure to alter their memories, cutting eachother out of them. It is only during this process that our protaganist, Joel (in another excellent Jim Carrey performance), decides he doesnt want to go through with it. This film really enforces that old saying of "it is better to have loved and lost, then to have never loved at all".


Magnolia (Anderson, 1999) - 9/10

It came after Short Cuts, but before Crash. And of all the films about the intertwining lives of morally imperfect people, this is the best one. The cast is stellar from top to bottom, and features the best performance of Tom Cruise's career. The direction is as brisk as can be for a three hour film, which is saying a lot. Ive never been really sure why I love this film, but it just works for me.


Rear Window (Hitchcock, 1954) - 9/10

A Hitchcock masterpiece for the ages, often immitated (and spoofed, hello, Simpsons!), and never surpassed. A film about the dangers of voyeurism and jumping to conclusions. Featuring some of the greatest direction ever from Hitch, the film takes place entirely with an apartment complex, and mostly within a single room where the wheelchair bound Jimmy Stewart peers out. Features a great score, great performances from the always fantastic Stewart, and the beautiful Grace Kelly. This is THE textbook suspense film, and one that had better be shown in film school.


Oldboy (Park, 2003) - 9.5/10

This film is a kick to the nuts with steel toed boots. Its also the best revenge film I have ever seen, and so clever and meticulously crafted that its almost unbelievable. Park's direction just oozes talent, confidence, and style. Thankfully, there is also much substance with that style. I will divulge no story details, is this is one film that deserves to be unspoiled for you. All I will say is that it is extremely unflinching, unnerving and visceral, and features the best performance by a lead actor I have seen in ages. This film will stick with you for days.


The Godfather Part II (Coppola, 1974) - 10/10

The greatest sequel ever made, and the only time I can remember that a masterpiece of a film was surpassed by an uber-masterpiece of a sequel. Im talking Al Pacino in his prime as Don Michael Corleone. Im talking Robert De Niro in his prime as Don Vito Corleone. Im talking Coppola at the height of his creativity. Take all that and combine it with beautiful cinematography, a great supporting cast, a legendary score, and a great script. That is a recipe for greatness. That Al Pacino never won an Oscar for this is unforgivable.


Vertigo (Hitchcock, 1958) - 10/10

The greatest of all the Hitchcock films, his magnum opus. Starring the nice guy Jimmy Stewart, who surprises you with his performance, this film sucks you in and doesnt let go until the tragic end. The story is simple enough, a man falls in love with a women, loses her, and then finds a women and tries to make her in the image of his lost love. Along the way however, the man also loses his soul and possibly his sanity in a downward spiral of madness and obsession. Jimmy Stewarts performance ranges from pleasant to somber to downright chilling. He is really masterful as Scottie. The film also features gorgeous cinematography (you WILL want to go to San Francisco), and Bernard Herrmann's haunting score. The final shot of this film is so tragic and beautiful that it still sticks with me, a few years after my initial viewing. See this film at any cost.


The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly (Leone, 1966) - 11/10

Simply put, this is the greatest westen ever shot. But is it even a western? At times its a buddy movie, a drama, a comedy, and a thriller. The film throws in everything including the kitchen sink, and it works as a violent opera of greed and desperation. This film features my favorite cinematography ever, along with my favorite score. Ennio Morricone is a godly composer, and it was never more evident than his work here. The film is also flawlessly directed and cut, thanks to the vision of the late, great, Sergio Leone, RIP. To quote Quentin Tarantino "The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly is the best directed film ever!". The performances are uniformly fantastic. Eli Wallach steals the show as the loveable but untrustworthy Tuco, The Ugly. Lee Van Cleef shows a dangerous and menacing side as Angel Eyes, The Bad. And Clint Eastwood was never better as the stoic protaganist Blondie, The Good. Finally, I must say again that this film features my favorite scene in film history, which can be summarized by musical cues: from the start of "The Ecstacy Of Gold" until the end of "The Trio" is virtuoso filmmaking.




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« Reply #18 on: February 15, 2007, 11:53:42 AM »
I'm not too keen on Michael Mann movies.

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« Reply #19 on: February 15, 2007, 11:54:43 AM »
Fuck Solo. I have no reason to do my thread now. Fuck you cock muffin of love. Edit your thread title and make it the official evilbore movie review thread.

Nvm. I got him and Michael Bay mixed up.
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« Reply #20 on: February 15, 2007, 11:58:09 AM »
I got him and Michael Bay mixed up.

Wow. :yuck

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #21 on: February 15, 2007, 11:58:48 AM »
What?! I get Michael's mixed up all the goddamn time.

Isn't Michael Mann the director of Collateral? Yeah, I loved that movie.
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« Reply #22 on: February 15, 2007, 12:00:41 PM »
Fuck Solo. I have no reason to do my thread now. Fuck you cock muffin of love. Edit your thread title and make it the official evilbore movie review thread.

Nvm. I got him and Michael Bay mixed up.

That's a PD move right there.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #23 on: February 15, 2007, 12:01:15 PM »
Michael BAY - Armageddon, Pearl Harbor, The Rock, etc.
Michael MANN - Heat, Collateral, The Insider, etc.

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« Reply #24 on: February 15, 2007, 12:02:44 PM »
We have The Insider's dvd.
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« Reply #25 on: February 15, 2007, 12:03:26 PM »
WATCH IT

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #26 on: February 15, 2007, 12:03:53 PM »
Great review on Brick.  I have no idea why so many people like the movie.  Is it because they've never actually seen a noir, but they know enough about the lingo to think Brick is cute or something?
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« Reply #27 on: February 15, 2007, 12:04:40 PM »
Great review on Brick.  I have no idea why so many people like the movie.  Is it because they've never actually seen a noir, but they know enough about the lingo to think Brick is cute or something?

It's an incredibly well made movie.

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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2007, 12:06:11 PM »
Great review on Brick.  I have no idea why so many people like the movie.  Is it because they've never actually seen a noir, but they know enough about the lingo to think Brick is cute or something?

It's an incredibly well made movie.

In what way?  The dialogue is jarring, there's a single good performance in the movie, the plotting is coloring book noir, and as a noir fan, I found it kind of insulting.  It's a good idea with a poor execution.
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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2007, 12:07:41 PM »
Great review on Brick.  I have no idea why so many people like the movie.  Is it because they've never actually seen a noir, but they know enough about the lingo to think Brick is cute or something?

Its a technically well made film with a modest budget. Everything else, though, is either mediocre as hell or flat out sucks. I remember my friend tried to tell me it was amazing, then I watched the trailer and thought "hmm, this looks interesting". Then we rented the film.... ugh. Total sub-par, pretentious crap.
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« Reply #30 on: February 15, 2007, 12:07:49 PM »
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« Reply #31 on: February 15, 2007, 12:08:38 PM »
Most noirs suck anyway. The Big sleep is the best titled film in history. Brick was great for a bunch of reasons. You're in the minorty that thinks the writing was jarring. The photography was beautiful. Most of the performances were solid. It's not my favorite movie, but I enjoyed the ride.


At times it does feel pretentious though.

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« Reply #32 on: February 15, 2007, 12:09:24 PM »
Most noirs suck anyway. The Big sleep is the best titled film in history. Brick was great for a bunch of reasons. You're in the minorty that thinks the writing was jarring. The photography was beautiful. Most of the performances were solid. It's not my favorite movie, but I enjoyed the ride.


At times it does feel pretentious though.

The Third Man says "hello".
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« Reply #33 on: February 15, 2007, 12:09:42 PM »
I really like Michael Mann, but Miami Vice was garbage.  It was good to know that my hate for Colin Farrell isn't totally unfounded though.
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« Reply #34 on: February 15, 2007, 12:10:30 PM »
I really like Michael Mann, but Miami Vice was garbage.  It was good to know that my hate for Colin Farrell isn't totally unfounded though.

You should probably watch it again. I know I hated it on the first viewing too, then grew to love it.
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« Reply #35 on: February 15, 2007, 12:11:13 PM »
The Third Man says "hello".

The Maltese falcon, which is considered the quintessential noir film is average at best.

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« Reply #36 on: February 15, 2007, 12:12:19 PM »
The Third Man > Maltese Falcon
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #37 on: February 15, 2007, 12:15:56 PM »
Hell no. The Maltese Falcon totally lives up to its billing. What a great little movie. Humphrey Bogart > your favorite actor.

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« Reply #38 on: February 15, 2007, 12:16:02 PM »
Most noirs suck anyway. The Big sleep is the best titled film in history. Brick was great for a bunch of reasons. You're in the minorty that thinks the writing was jarring. The photography was beautiful. Most of the performances were solid. It's not my favorite movie, but I enjoyed the ride.


At times it does feel pretentious though.


The Big Sleep was a book before it was a movie. 

How about listing a bunch of those reasons that people liek Brick?  The dialogue is movie-ruining by itself.  The plot is thinner than any of the major noirs it is trying to emulate.  It doesn't have a few visuals that stick out, but so do lousy David Lynch movies.

And while there are many bad noirs, you are writing off the genre entirely too quickly.  I'd think you were talking about something as shallow as horror.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #39 on: February 15, 2007, 12:17:15 PM »
Most noirs suck anyway. The Big sleep is the best titled film in history. Brick was great for a bunch of reasons. You're in the minorty that thinks the writing was jarring. The photography was beautiful. Most of the performances were solid. It's not my favorite movie, but I enjoyed the ride.


At times it does feel pretentious though.


The Big Sleep was a book before it was a movie. 


In that case the movie is amazing.  ::)

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« Reply #40 on: February 15, 2007, 12:19:40 PM »
is big fish worth watching?

just wondering since it's coming on the tele tonight...
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #41 on: February 15, 2007, 12:20:17 PM »
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/brick/

80% from the cream of the crop. I dub this the gaf-hates-something-that-becomes-popular phenomenon.

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« Reply #42 on: February 15, 2007, 12:20:39 PM »
The whole idea of some highschool dickweed solving murder mysteries and talking like that nerd in drama class you want to punch the fuck out was enough for me to dislike it.
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« Reply #43 on: February 15, 2007, 12:21:16 PM »
REVIEW TIME

The Departed (Scorsese, 2006)

In the last 6 months I've done a lot of catching up with respect to watching movies I should have seen earlier. While many lived up to the hype created by more hardcore film buffs - such as Brazil and Die Hard - others didn't, and instead rubbed me as either just good (Heat) or simply ok (Reservoir Dogs, Blade Runner). Like many of the movies mentioned earlier, The Departed was introduced to my consciousness with an interesting trailer and lots of hype. I must say I was somewhat skeptical going into the movie, but after watching it I can truly say this is not only one of the best crime movies I've ever seen, it's also one of the best movies I've ever seen.

When I watch movies I look for two things: great acting and great writing. The Departed not only does both of these things very well, it knocks them out the park. Leonardo DiCaprio and Matt Damon give wonderful preformances as undercover "rats" - the former as an undercover cop and the other as an undercover mob informant. Both are seperated by more than just career desisions; on one hand DiCaprio's character Cortigan is the blacksheep in a family knee deep in crooks, while Damon's character Sullivan is the product of a stable, calculated good life. Yet despite their contradictary differences they are brought together by a central, powerful similarity: Frank Costello. Nicholson's portrayal of the mob boss is brilliantly chilling. A true force of power, Costello is the main man involved in a plan to bring down the Boston mob.

The preformances of all three are simply magnificant. DiCaprio especially shines and effortlessly portrays a fragile, scared man who simply wants to do the right thing, yet is afraid that doing it could lose him his life. Throughout the movie he effortless shows a wide range of emotions, from anger to manic fear to vulnerability. Although I haven't seen the other movies featuring best actor nominees for the oscar, it's hard to imagine anyone giving a preformance more real and stunning as DiCaprio's. Likewise Nicholson's preformance is also stunningly real and effortless; it's hard for me to understand why he wasn't nominated for best supporting actor. Alec Baldwin and Martin Sheen also give standout preformances which serve to further balance the movie.

The script is simply amazing in nearly every aspect and really compliments the great acting. Yet the force which brings it to life the most is Scorsese, who masterfully orchastrates this tour de force. It's amazing how he's able to use short scenes to flesh out each character without anything seeming rushed or looked over. The opening of the movie is simply brilliant, and truly sets the view up for the next two hours. It's as if he gives you a slight tease of what's to come before finally pulling up the curtain and revealing his magic trick. Yet once he does show his hand it's impossible to look away; the story simply draws you in and never lets go. Even the more emotional scenes that seem to drag other crime dramas down are handled with a superior level of intensity.

Everything comes together perfectly and leads right to the shocking climax and ending, as DiCaprio and Damon finally meet, the story in the balance. I was left impressed over and over again by the movie.

If I have any complaints it would have to do with the rather forced, gratuitous profanity towards the beginning of the movie and well as a few puzzling plot holes. Yet these are minor flaws when compared to just how much the movie gets right. I simply cannot express how much I was impressed by this movie - it's a balanced, perfectly acted blueprint of how to make a compelling crime movie.

9.5/10
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #44 on: February 15, 2007, 12:21:20 PM »
Bud: I am not a Burton fan by any means, but yes, I did enjoy Big Fish.

PD: Great review, but what the shit is it doing in MY thread?  :lol Oh well. Glad you loved the movie too! I'll have to find my TD review...
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« Reply #45 on: February 15, 2007, 12:23:14 PM »
How the fuck did you write a review of The Departed and not mention Marky Mark once?
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« Reply #46 on: February 15, 2007, 12:23:56 PM »
Marky Mark? You mean Matt Damon?

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« Reply #47 on: February 15, 2007, 12:27:28 PM »
Found it at GAF:

The Departed (Scorsese, 2006) - 9/10

Ladies and gentlemen, here is the latest masterpiece by legendary director Martin Scorsese, the best remake I have ever seen, and my favorite film of 2006 thusfar (and I'm not sure if it can be topped). The Departed features Scorsese once again doing the thing that no one does better than him - crafting a brilliant character study about isolation and the loss of identity and soul, set smack dab in the middle of an epic gangster film. This film is the best Marty has done in some time, easily the best of his three collaborations with DiCaprio, and totally blows the original Infernal Affairs out of the water. Yes, that's right. If that film is a nice T-bone steak, The Departed is a giant serving of juicy prime rib. What Scorsese and Monahan do so well is take the basic structure of the original, and then proceed to mold it into something new and fresh, while adding significant depth to all the characters, and that classic Scorsese touch. This is the work of a virtuoso filmmaker returning home after a long absence, and I fully welcome it.

The filmmaking here is immaculate. Scorsese handles the wealth of material, plots, characters and twists without breaking a sweat. The film really feels rather effortless and breezy, and while 150 minutes long, runs a lot shorter than many 100 minute films do, which says a lot. This is a tribute to Scorsese, who changes up his style a bit for this film. There are no long tracking shots to be found here, the musical choices are strangely stunted and repeated, and the camera is almost always moving. For a lesser director, this sudden change in style could ruin the film. Scorsese makes it work though, and I actually felt that the frantic pacing of the camera and the editing made this film even better; more intriguing and suspenseful. As usual, Marty's technical prowess is on full display. The man just knows exactly where to have his camera at all times, how to frame things, and when his camera moves, it's always in the right way. It will be a sad day when Scorsese retires, because there are few remaining directors that possess the knowledge, and then the skill to apply that knowledge, that Marty does.

Of course, the masterpiece Scorsese films comes from the pen of the great William Monahan. Holy hell is this ever an electric screenplay. This is the best writing I have seen in a Hollywood film in ages. I don't know where Monahan pulled the razor sharp dialogue (laced with more profanity, vulgarity, and racism than you'll likely see again in a major film) from, but I am extremely thankful for it. There is so much memorable dialogue and so many great scenes in his script to count. The other great thing Monahan did, which caught me totally off-guard, was write an absolutely hilarious screenplay. I was expecting the film to be serious in tone, and yet my sides were splitting from laughing at least a dozen times during the film. In fact, I think he should be proud of that, because, based on my audience, which erupted with laughter each time one such line or scene occurred, he completely nailed the humor. This is what makes the film work so great. Monahan wrote this serious screenplay filled with dark humour, and Scorsese, while taking it also very seriously, definately directed it with his tongue firmly in his cheek. In essence, as strange is it sounds, the film is a heavy, but a light-hearted one.

Scorsese directs from Monahan's vision, but it's the actors who are tasked with bringing the whole thing to life and making it believable. To say they all do this with flying colours would be the understatement of the year. Every single member of the cast, from top to bottom, brings their A-game. It's like they were all fully aware they were starring in a Scorsese crime classic, and no one wanted to be the weak link, so they all elevated their performances. Three actors in particular blew me away, and I will touch on them last. Before that, I will touch upon the rest of the cast. Matt Damon is very good here, probably the best I've seen him, and I could buy into his cocky Bostonian Colin persona, because it's probably the truest to life role he's had. Martin Sheen is excellent as Queenan, the leader of the spy unit, the mentor to Billy, and the "good" of the most hilariously awesome good cop/bad cop team I've ever seen. Alec Baldwin is full of Irish piss and vinegar as Ellerby, leader of the special unit. He's solid as always, and provides several laughs. Vera Farmiga has the huge task of playing the sole major female character in the film, and pulls it off wonderfully. Her role, as Colin's love interest, and Billy's shrink, has been greatly expanded for this remake, and Farmiga has the chops to believably pull off the very smart and conflicted Madolyn. Now, back to the three performances that really rivited me, from least to most. First up is Mark Wahlberg, in a smaller, supporting role as Queenan's right-hand man, Dignam, the "bad" portion of the previously mentioned good cop/bad cop team. Wahlberg doesn't have a lot of scenes, but boy is he ever memorable in the ones he has. He obviously had a lot of fun with his excessively vulgar dialogue, and acted like he was spitting fire. Next up is Jack Nicholson, who is a revelation as mob boss Frank Costello. This is the most impressed I have been with Jack since The Shining. He totally ownes this role, and turns in an unforgettable performance. Why it's taken this long for Nicholson and Scorsese to team, I'll never know, as it's a match made in bloody heaven. This is the sleaziest, most profane, digustingly enjoyable performance Jack has ever given, and he delivers at least two-thirds of the film's humor. He perfectly balances between going completely over-the-top, and keeping it grounded enough to make us scared shitless of someone like Costello. Last, but definately not least (in fact, most) is Leonardo DiCaprio's heartwrenching, seething, frightened and hopeless turn as the tortured Billy Costigan. I will fully agree with and endorse the claim that this is the best he has ever been. Hooking up with Scorsese is the best thing that could have ever happened to Leo, as his craft has improved tenfold since their first collaboration. He is absolutely on fire here, as the conflicted, aggressive and utterly lost undercover agent. DiCaprio totally sells the persona of a man trying his best to wrestle his inner demons, while falling deeper into Costello's world, and desperately seeking a way out. What is really great about his performance is that so much of it is internalized, and manifests itself not through dialogue, but through his body language and his eyes. And the eyes never lie. Brilliant acting from DiCaprio and the entire cast.

Well, it's definately time to wrap this up, as it's definately the longest review I have ever written here. It should also be said that compared to the original, The Departed has a few cards up it's sleeve, and takes its own direction at several key junctions. Also, for anyone who gets turned off by language, violence or general crudeness, this might not be for you. The Departed is the most graphic, excessively violent, profane, and vulgar film I've seen in some time. And I love Scorsese all the more for it. His unflinching and uncomprising style is always welcome. To sum it up, this is a total resurrection of a true auteur. And while it's a bit hard to gauge after a single viewing, with the insanity of excitement still surrounding me, this is possibly my favorite film Scorsese has ever done. I don't think theres a bigger compliment I could give The Departed. Welcome home, Martin Scorsese.


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Time to reflect has made me do 3 things: lower the score to a 9, realize its NOT my favorite Scorsese, and have a film best it for tops of 2006 (CoM)

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« Reply #48 on: February 15, 2007, 12:29:08 PM »
Solo's such a flip-flopper. ::)
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« Reply #49 on: February 15, 2007, 12:33:57 PM »
I guess so  ::) To me its more a case of getting caught up in the initial thrill of finally getting another kickass Marty movie. Its not like I am turning around and saying I hate it. I dont, I love it. What Im saying was a 10 was too much, as I dont think the movie is bordering on perfect, instead its a 9, which is still fantastic. What I am also saying when I retract my statement about it maybe being my favorite is that where I now consider it a 9, Taxi Driver and Mean Streets still remain just a hair above, probably 9.5's. As for the final retraction, the year wasnt over when I saw TD, and then I saw CoM, which I liked a bit more.

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« Reply #50 on: February 15, 2007, 12:34:56 PM »
Goodfellas > Taxi Driver > The Departed

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« Reply #51 on: February 15, 2007, 12:38:57 PM »
Running Scared deserves a higher score than Superman Returns or Mission: Impossible III and The Matador was your worst recommendation ever.

The rest of the list is pretty firm.
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« Reply #52 on: February 15, 2007, 12:39:29 PM »
I'm just going to put my reviews in this thread for now on since it's pointless to have multiple users reviewing their movies in their own respective threads. I think we should all put our movie reviews into one movie review thread.

Vertigo - My second Hitch movie in the past few weeks. I found the story to be simply enthralling. The other Hitchcock movie I saw recently was North by Northwest, and that movie simply does not stand on the same foot as Vertigo in my eyes. I felt the whole "possessed" take was corny but I figured it fit Hitchcock's style. When the plot twist appeared, I was simply amazed at the execution of it all. Characters (namely Scottie's artist pal) could have used some more development, but I think that's forgivable given the rest of the film's quality. I actively anticipate seeing more from Hitchcock soon. 9/10

Moulin Rouge - I tried this movie out upon suggestion by some certain people and I really did not come out favoring it one bit. The pacing was off, it was too silly and random for me, and the songs weren't even that great because they mostly were well known songs already - just randomly placed for the crowd's enjoyment. It seemed to be like the Shrek or silly cg computer animation movie equivalent that uses random pop culture nods to tell a story, and quite frankly, it didn't help the movie at all. From a cinematography and visual perspective, the movie is glorious, but other than that it left to be desired. 5/10

A Clockwork Orange - I like Clockwork Orange. A lot. The movie has it's flaws, mainly in it's way of positioning it's themes so it doesn't come off as a movie that's too full of itself, but the good far outweighs the bad here.

Things I love about Clockwork: The script, by golly, is astounding. The way Alex and his peers communicate could single handedly make me want to quote them all damn day. There are many scenes in the movie that are absolutely insane -- such as the scene where Alex harasses the yoga chick with a giant cock statue -- and yet they totally fit the movie. The majority of the film feels almost dream like due to the costume design and other assets. I kept trying to connect the movie to a 1970's Britain but it always came off as creative as possible, Alex and his gang's costumes for a main example. This type of creativity, whether through the script or costumes, made Clockwork feel very much ahead of it's time in some ways.

Alex, the main character, despite his immature musings in the first half was an extremely likable character. I thought I'd end up hating him, but I felt sorry for him. I thought the ending could have been done better, but it certainly wasn't bad. I plan on importing the UK edition of the book eventually. Finally, the narration from Alex added to the movie's quality a lot. Unlike Full Metal Jacket, which used a pretty dull narrated voice over that didn't add anything to the film, Clockwork's narration was quite beautiful.

Things I didn't like about Clockwork: The reconditioning themes, and the sort of anti-government tidbits. I felt they could have been presented better, and that the final part of the movie where it shows Alex suffer for his decisions in the past, should have been much longer. I don't know if the movie is an exact adaptation of the book, so I'm not going to fault the source material.

All in all, I felt that A Clockwork Orange was a simply astounding movie, and while I'm not going to bust anyone's balls and claim it as the great moving picture achievement of all time, it's certainly earned it's place and deserves some respect as a high quality film. 8.5/10
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #53 on: February 15, 2007, 12:41:34 PM »
y'all like too much stuff. the worst score is a 5/10? you're the egm of movies!
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #54 on: February 15, 2007, 12:42:14 PM »
Haha, Drinky's score system is definitely more robust.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #55 on: February 15, 2007, 12:43:10 PM »
y'all like too much stuff. the worst score is a 5/10? you're the egm of movies!

Well, that's not the case, man. It's just that Moulin was the WORST of what I've seen recently.

I'm going to go watch Gozu right now.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #56 on: February 15, 2007, 12:43:23 PM »
i'd never give a movie a 10, and i'd give very very few a 9. most movies i see are from 1-3. the keepers are 6-8.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #57 on: February 15, 2007, 12:43:50 PM »
i'd never give a movie a 10, and i'd give very very few a 9. most movies i see are from 1-3. the keepers are 6-8.

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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #58 on: February 15, 2007, 12:44:04 PM »
Why would you never give a movie a 10 - that makes no sense.
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Re: Solo does the movies
« Reply #59 on: February 15, 2007, 12:44:12 PM »
Goodfellas > Taxi Driver > The Departed

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I agree with Taxi Driver. Yet strangely, as one of the biggest Marty supporters around here or GAF, I honestly have never felt the Goodfellas love. Its obviously an extremely well made movie, but it just never gets its hooks in me like Taxi Driver, Mean Streets, or more recently, The Aviator or The Departed.

Running Scared deserves a higher score than Superman Returns or Mission: Impossible III and The Matador was your worst recommendation ever.

The rest of the list is pretty firm.

I think my MI:III score is probably a bit high, but I like my SR score. I have flirted with rating Running Scared higher, but I really fear the posterity on that one. Something tells me that in about 5-10 years, the movie is going to play as being horrendously bad.

As for The Matador, I guess you and I have to disagree on something, from time to time.