Author Topic: Let's choose our token ethnics... (Read 2241 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** February 15, 2007, 12:51:16 PM »

Token Jew: Willco
Token Beaner: Cajole

Token Blackman: Beezy
Token Whiteboy: Tie between Makaveli and FoC
Token Arab-lookin guy: Am Nintenho

Token Asian: Rodi. Only because she doesn't like Bacon and is a lesbian. That's how I view all asians.
Token Euro: Jarosh :rawr
Token Canuck: Solo

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:51:57 PM »

What the fuck? THere are TWO token black men at EB. I don't know you any longer.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:52:34 PM »

Proud to be white.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:52:44 PM »

A lot of people will say because I've never had a Bar Mitzvah, I've been to church than I've been to temple and the fact my mom is a convert from Baptism, that I'm a faux Jew. Just a heads up. I don't mind being a Jew, we get lots of moneys lolz

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:53:19 PM »

And you have the inside secrets to make it in hollywood.

Mupepe · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:53:42 PM »

Willco, you can't jew your way out of being a jew, so stop.

The Fake Shemp · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:55:14 PM »

I'm not! Being a Jew is awesome. We own the media, and I get a royalty check as so from Rupert Murdoch each month. I'm just saying for authenticity reasons, I wanted to inform you of possible non-Hebrew specifics that might embarass you later on!

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2007, 12:57:16 PM »

Quote from: Willco on February 15, 2007, 12:55:14 PM

I'm not! Being a Jew is awesome. We own the media, and I get a royalty check as so from Rupert Murdoch each month. I'm just saying for authenticity reasons, I wanted to inform you of possible non-Hebrew specifics that might embarass you later on!

I'm about to tell Murdoch you're not really a Jew then.

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:00:37 PM »

So what you're saying is that Wilco is like Carlos Mencia?

Solo · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:01:13 PM »

Can I be the token Canadian? Yes, we are a RACE

Mupepe · « **Reply #10 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:03:38 PM »

Quote from: FlameOfCallandor on February 15, 2007, 01:00:37 PM

So what you're saying is that Wilco is like Carlos Mencia?

Worse. He wears one of those little hats.

Quote from: Solo on February 15, 2007, 01:01:13 PM

Can I be the token Canadian? Yes, we are a RACE

.... I like you. So yes. But it has to be a slur. So can we say Token Canuck?

Who is the Token Yankee?

Solo · « **Reply #11 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:04:46 PM »

You can call me to Token Canuck, the Token Igloo Dweller, the Token Beer Swiller, the Token Aboot Eh? Guy, whatever, Im down with it.

Junpei the Tracer! · « **Reply #12 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:12:11 PM »

Since this Rodi person is a lesbian and Scarlet is a lesbian we should hook them up.Love Connection!

Rug Connection!

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:14:05 PM »

Solo is one of the reasons I want to move to Canada.

demi · « **Reply #14 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:29:46 PM »

i'm british

oi

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #15 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:35:01 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 15, 2007, 01:29:46 PM

i'm british

oi

No, you're actually just really gay.

demi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:37:37 PM »

Gays have more superiority than blacks in the social ladder.

The Black Stallion · « **Reply #17 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:38:53 PM »

Quote from: demi on February 15, 2007, 01:37:37 PM

Gays have more superiority than blacks in the social ladder.

Whatever, homo.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #18 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:39:40 PM »

MAF is our token jap and TVC is our token cheeseburger

TVC15 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:44:20 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on February 15, 2007, 01:39:40 PM

MAF is our token jap and TVC is our token cheeseburger

I am so totally not a cheeseburger. Remember, Bz is the suspect. Roxy looks like Bz in a wig and we know he wears panties.

Where has that fuck been lately?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #20 on:** February 15, 2007, 01:48:11 PM »

i think he's sick. Bz is our token fatty, so he can't be our token cheeseburger. you're our token berserker cigarillo, then.

whiteACID · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:54:03 PM »

Token white girl

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #22 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:00:54 PM »

Tokin' ginger

whiteACID · « **Reply #23 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:01:45 PM »

oh, i see what you did there

Saint Cornelius · « **Reply #24 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:02:23 PM »

FlameOfCallandor · « **Reply #25 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:12:07 PM »

Can I be the Texan!

Beezy · « **Reply #26 on:** February 15, 2007, 03:57:39 PM »

Quote from: Himuro on February 15, 2007, 12:51:57 PM

What the fuck? THere are TWO token black men at EB. I don't know you any longer.

Tauntaun · « **Reply #27 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:04:18 PM »

Can I be the token crab person?

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:26:01 PM »

I look Mexican.

Mupepe · « **Reply #29 on:** February 15, 2007, 04:37:00 PM »

Quote from: whiteACID on February 15, 2007, 02:54:03 PM

Token white girl

My token white girl.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #30 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:26:02 PM »

I'm pretty sure I've got Token Drunken Irishman on lockdown.

BlackMage · « **Reply #31 on:** February 15, 2007, 06:17:25 PM »

can i be token awesome?

Tauntaun · « **Reply #32 on:** February 15, 2007, 09:51:11 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on February 15, 2007, 07:01:39 PM

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Author Topic: Let's choose our token ethnics... (Read 2241 times)