Evilbore Spoiler Thread - Official *spoilers inside*

[MrAngryFace]

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L DIES
AERIS DIES
SPIKE DIES
TIEN DIES
CHAOZU DIES
YAMCHA DIES
VEGETA DIES
TELLAH DIES
MARIKO DIES
DARTH VADER IS LUKE SKYWALKER'S FATHER
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE
BRUCE WILLIS IS DEAD
PRINCESS LEIA IS LUKE'S SISTER
WINSTON GETS REPROGRAMMED
THEY FIND NEMO
THEY ALL WENT TO THE SAME DAYCARE
ROSEBUD IS HIS SLED
WANDER DIES AND IS REBORN FUSED WITH THE DORMIN
GRETCHEN DIES
DONNIE GOES BACK IN TIME SO HE CAN GET KILLED BY THE FALLING PLANE ENGINE
MACMURPHY GETS LOBOTOMIZED AND IS KILLED BY CHIEF
ALEX IS "CURED"
THE PLANET OF THE APES IS EARTH IN THE FUTURE
TYLER DURDEN AND EDWARD NORTON'S CHARACTER ARE THE SAME PERSON
MERCUTIO DIES
ROMEO DIES
JULIET DIES
CAESAR DIES
HAMLET DIES
TONY ALMEIDA DIES
DECKARD IS A REPLICANT
THE BOY SHOOTS OL' YELLER
FREDO WAS THE TRAITOR (MICHAEL HAS HIM KILLED)
VINCENT DIES
THE CRIPPLE IS KEIZER SOZE
THE COLONEL SHOOTS KEVIN SPACEY
ONE OF THE QUEER COWBOYS DIES
THE BLACK GUY DIES FIRST
ROCKY LOSES
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
ROCKY WINS
WILLARD KILLS KURTZ
ROCKY LOSES
SCARFACE DIES
SPOCK DIES
W.O.P.R. WAS JUST PLAYING A GAME
THE WIZARD IS THE GATEKEEPER
THEY NEVER FIND THE GRAIL
SIMON AND PIGGY DIE
THE ANSWER IS 42
ROSEBUD WAS A SLED
THEY WERE ALL LIVING IN MODERN TIMES BUT IN A WILD LIFE PRESERVE TO ESCAPE FROM SOCIETY
'TO SERVE MEN' WAS NOT AN OATH, IT WAS A COOKBOOK
PROFESSOR X DIES
JEAN GREY DIES
CYCLOPS DIES
MYSTIQUE LOSES HER POWERS
MAGNETO LOSES HIS POWERS (MAYBE)
HE IS THE JUGGERNAUGHT BITCH
PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET
JACK BAUER'S WIFE DIES
GEORGE MASON DIES
PRESIDENT PALMER IS POISONED (BUT LIVES)
SHERRY PALMER DIES
DAVID PALMER DIES
MICHELLE DESSLER DIES
TONY ALMEIDA DIES
EDGAR STILES DIES (R.I.P. FATTY)
A NUCLEAR BOMB IS DETONATED IN LOS ANGELES
THE ALIEN JELLYFISH WANT US TO PRESERVE OUR PLANET
RIPLEY IS THE ONLY SURVIVOR
LV426 GETS BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS
THE ALIEN QUEEN GETS KILLED
EVERYONE ON THE SULACO DIES
WILLARD KILLS KURTZ (THIS IS THE END, MY FRIEND)
THE ASTRONAUTS OF APOLLO 13 MAKE IT BACK TO EARTH
PERIODNDER ADAMA GETS SHOT
BATMAN KILLS DUCARD BY CRASHING A BULLET TRAIN
STEVE NASH BEAT THE CRAZIES
VINCENT GETS KILLED BY THE CAB DRIVER
DR. NO DIES AND HIS ISLAND BLOWS UP
BRUCE THE SHARK GETS BLOWN TO BITS
BOROMIR DIES AND THE FELLOWSHIP SPLIT UP
THE FELLOWSHIP (MOSTLY) GET BACK TOGETHER AND KICK SOME ASS
FRODO DESTROYS THE ONE RING
DESMOND IS PROBABLY TO BLAME FOR THE PLANE CRASHING
AGENT K GETS NEURALYZED
DAVID BRENT GETS FIRED, BUT GETS A LOVE INTEREST
TIM AND DAWN FINALLY HOOK UP
JULES RETIRES AND VINCENT GETS SHOT TO DEATH
PRIVATE RYAN IS SAVED
THE GREEN GOBLIN/NORMAN OSBORN DIES BY GETTING IMPALED
DR. OCTAVIUS DIES BY DROWNING
JACK RYAN SAVES THE U.S. FROM GOING TO WAR
AGENT MILLS WIFE IS SIN #6, AND HE IS #7
JOHN AND SARAH CONNOR PREVENT JUDGEMENT DAY (AGAIN)
LEIA IS YOUR TWIN SISTER
ZELDA IS SHEIK
YOU ARE DARTH REVAN
THE MULTIVERSE STILL EXISTS
KREIA WANTS TO KILL THE FORCE
THE GREAT SEA COVERS HYRULE
B4 HUMS BLUE SKIES
NOBODY CARES ABOUT ROSEBUD
MR. ROGERS WINS; FATALITY
BOOSTER GOLD IS SUPERNOVA
VESPER HAS AN ULTERIOR MOTIVE
THE MURDERER IS JEAN LORING
SNAPE KILLS SEPHIROTH
KIRK DIDN'T DIE ON BOARD THE ENTERPRISE B HE WAS SUCKED INTO THE NEXUS
TRIP DIES
PICARD ISN'T CRAZY, Q IS JUDGING MANKIND AGAIN
VOYAGER MAKES IT HOME
THE OTHERS HAVE THEIR OWN VILLAGE
THERE ARE TWO ISLAND
SAWYER NEVER HAD A PACE MAKER INSTALLED
THE WRITERS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON ON THAT ISLAND
THEY GET OFF THE ISLAND BUT GET SHIPWRECKED ON IT AGAIN.
BIG BOSS IS SNAKES FATHER
SNAKE KILLS BIG BOSS
BOSS DIES
LIQUID DIES
OCELOT WORKS FOR THE PRESIDENT
OCELOT DOESN'T WORK FOR THE PRESIDENT
OCELOT IS ADAM
OCELOT IS INFESTED WITH LIQUID SNAKE
MOIRAINE DIES
BE'LAL DIES
LANFEAR DIES
ISHAMAEL DIES
MOGHEDON DIES
ASMODEAN DIES
RAHVIN DIES
SAMMAEL DIES
RAND IS THE DRAGON REBORN
KERRIGAN IS TURNED INTO A ZERG
TASSADOR DIES
OVERMIND DIES
FENIX DIES
DUKE DIES
DURAN WORKS FOR THE XEL'NAGA
GROM DIES
ARTHAS BECOMES THE LICH KING
THERE ARE SNAKES ON THE PLANE
V DIES
VON KARMA KILLED EDGEWORTH'S DAD
DON TURTELLI GIVES UP TICKING APRIL O'NEIL AFTER TEN SECONDS
BARASUISHO ISN'T REALLY THE 7TH DOLL
GEORGE LUCAS DOESN'T GIVE A DAMN ANYMORE (Hey, it is a spoiler, most people had to watch to watch all the way to Ep III to finally figure it out)
ROSEBUD IS A SLED (This one hasn't been mentioned before, right?)
THE OTHER BOB IS REALLY MEGABYTE
HE REALLY LOVES BIG BROTHER
THE TOAD DECKER FOUND IS REALLY A ROBOT
THERE WAS NO MINORITY REPORT, ALL THREE PRECOGS SAW DIFFERENT VISIONS
ARCTOR IS AGENT FRED ALL ALONG
DOUGLAS QUAIL HAD ALREADY BEEN TO MARS AND DIDN'T NEED AN IMPLANTED MEMORY
GORT IS THE REAL MASTER
SEAN WOOKIE STARTED THIS THREAD.
GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE.
SONIC IS UNLOCKABLE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE!
SONIC ISN'T UNLOCKABLE IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS MELEE!
ANOREXIA IS FUNNY.
THE POOL IS CLOSED.
KELLY CAN BE A GUY'S NAME
SO CAN STACY.
EBAUMS WORLD SUCKS REDRUM IS MURDER SPELLED BACKWARDS

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[FlameOfCallandor]

But Spock comes back.

[Mupepe]

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kljfdaskl;jfkl;asjfdkl;jfkl;dasj I'M GETTING FUCKING PISSED OFF!  JFDASKL;DJFASKL;DJRF  FUCKING BUILDING A LAPTOP SUCKS

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[Vizzys]

I have already made this thread almost a year ago.

[MrAngryFace]

TOO LATE! IM BRINGING IT BACK!

[Mupepe]

TOO LATE! IM BRINGING IT BACK!

SHADDAP PORCH MONKEY

[The Fake Shemp]

Ghost Rider refuses to keep his soul, keeps the curse to defeat evil.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I'm surprised but I actually got spoiled about something in that list.

[Mupepe]

What's sad is that some of those plot twists sound familiar, but I can't place it.

To Serve Men is a cookbook.  skldajfaklf  driving me nuts.  what is it from??