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Bloodwake

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The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« on: February 18, 2007, 03:13:18 AM »
SO, this is the thread for people who just can't afford the shit, or are under 21. Either way, it's three in the morning and we are really, really fucking bored.

Because I am. Christ, I'm so fucking bored right now.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2007, 03:15:11 AM »
WTF WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

I've missed my queen :(
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2007, 03:16:22 AM »
i can't drink because my throat is swollen tighter than FoC's butthole. wait. i meant two things that were the SAME in that simile, not completely different. my bad!
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Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2007, 03:18:23 AM »
FoC's butthole is far from tight. Today it's as impregnable as a wet sponge
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Van Cruncheon

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Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2007, 03:18:49 AM »
hence my joke
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Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2007, 03:19:18 AM »
I wish I was jerking off. Being sick has left me erectionless.
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Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2007, 03:20:33 AM »
I wish I was home.  :(
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2007, 03:21:13 AM »
Sorry, jokes about FoC's anus rub me the wrong way. It's a pretty sad affair.  :(
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Bloodwake

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Re: The "I Wish I Was Drunk" Thread
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2007, 03:24:12 AM »
PD, I've been way too busy with college.

And I officially got drunk last weekend for the very, very first time. And, I almost left the virgin club, but most of my morals prevailed and I resisted.

I really want to get drunk again. Alas, the not being 21 really keeps this shit from happening.
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