Adventure in a box (WoW)

[Megafoo]

I think World of Warcraft is fun. More fun than eating cereal in my white briefs watching reruns of Pro Stars on direct TV. I know a lot of people out there will never understand how one could literally devout their life to a single video game but hell, to their credit i can't understand why people would waste time watching real sports when all you need is Pro Stars. Enough about Pro Stars though.

When i started playing WoW i never bothered trying to get into the best guild, or try to get the best gear. all i ever wanted to do is play the game straight up and play it the best i could. I wanted to start my own guild and take a bunch of people who are enjoying the game the same way i do and take down some fucking bosses on our own trial and error merits. I've played with my girlfriend the entire time I've played WoW and I've gone through just about every single bit of drama you can imagine in the game, yet we keep coming back for more. Really, now that i write this i can only ask myself, why Megafoo, why would you torture yourself this way. Maybe I like pain, and i certainly like getting reamed up my ass as Whiteacid would attest too, as long as soft jazz is playing in the background. Her fingers are like slender pleasure sticks. 

Lots and lots of ass reaming in WoW.

I know a lot of you are playing WoW right now because The Burning Crusade is fucking beast. And in this thread you can go ahead and share any stories you may have about the game, or bitch about the game (WTF CUT CITRINE cigarillo!). I'll start by posting a video of my guild taking on rag. My guild one shot Rag on our first attempt. I've never had a rush like that before. My heart raced so fast that i thought i might pass out. My hands were moving so fast, like uhm, Data fast. When you have 40 people screaming at you in Victory you will understand. There is no other rush like that outside of Tournament play. I Hate hunters and I love warriors.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DD02OFaiwB0 THAT'S A HUGE BITCH :'(

When my guild broke up, because you can't do business with your friends, I stole the guild bank. Thanks for the cores you fuck.

[whiteACID]

Video still needs to process.

[Megafoo]

fuck youtube up it's stupid fucking ass.

[MrAngryFace]

3 WoW threads woo! Yeah I love WoW too, been playing it since about 3 months after it first came out, I tend to have periods where I play it a lot, then I take long breaks from it, then come back again. Im too lazy to cancel subscriptions tho so blizzard gets free moneys from me lol.

[Van Cruncheon]

I'm too casual to ever be good or involved. I love PvP, but I hate guilds and raids and PUGs because while I seem to really like people in RL, I hatehatehateHATE folks online -- there's something about their stupid poser anonymity and the dishonest way they present themselves that pisses me off. If I hafta hear "LOL MY DAD IS BILL GATES" or "LOL GONNA LOG SO I CAN FUCK THESE TWO HOT STRIPPERS" or "LOL I'M GETTING INTO HARVARD NEXT YEAR" from another dumb teen in Barrens chat, I swear I will go to their shithole suburban split-level (or the Arby's they work at) and rape them to death with their Razr Boomslang.

I spend way too much time harassing folks in general chat. You fuckers think I'm obnoxious in IRC? That all I am is a slavering snarl of ropey abuse? Catch me in Ashenvale sometime, after some dumbfuck has decided to lecture the general channel about how civil engineering is the greatest major ever or why his life is ruined because he got ganked in fucking Astranaar. Why on earth would I wanna play with these folks with any level of interaction that isn't abusive? Fuck guilds. Fuck PUGs (unless they're with RL friends). Fuck instances. Fuck raids. Until Blizzard puts basic IQ and sanity checks in place for guild formation, I'm staying far away from any heavy-duty interaction with emotionally maladjusted pubescents. WoW, for me, is SOLO and PvP.

[Megafoo]

I feel the same way. At the time i was running my guild i was smoking a lot of pot and i met some really cool people who played with me. Other couples, and a few stoners. we had a grand ol time leading through raids. It got to the point where it was just us 10 or so people always enjoying each others company in the game that we probably started to alienate a lot of other guildies. Thank god raiding is knocked down to 25 mans though.

Attitude plays such a big role in the end game. Specially since everybody is on vent talking about each others sex life.

[whiteACID]

Video finally up.

[Van Cruncheon]

Really. I find that WoW itself gives me enough to talk about when I'm in the game. My sex life isn't so fucked up -- or in most of the more obnoxious WoW cases, so fucking absent -- that it's worth bringing to the internet. You only talk about sex online when you aren't getting any, or when it's literally screwing you up. Other than that: we all fuck (or want to fuck), we all have our kinks, and outside of hilarious anecdotes from time to time: what's the fucking point? Same goes for wealth and education and all that. Those what got it don't need to address general chat about it every fucking 5 minutes.

[Megafoo]

Nobody actually talks about it. I was just saying that

[Van Cruncheon]

i talk about weed more when i have less :'(

[Megafoo]

i stopped smoking weed so i could becomea full time alcoholic. I pvp so much better drunken mage style.